Things that the opposite sex can't do.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-18 11:34pm

You can call a male friend a bitch without him getting offended.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-18 11:38pm

XaLEv wrote:You can call a male friend a bitch without him getting offended.

My friends call me a bitch all the time, and I nod my head, smile and say, "Hell yeah I am, now shut the fuck up, hatfucker."

We have a lovely relationship, my friends and I.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 10:36am

My mum, when she's driving has the annoying habit of giving us a guided tour, all the land marks, who lived there etc...
We then found out that's how she remembers how to go somewhere.

And Zaia, while you may be able to program your VCR, radio, etc..., Ewo has the sad problem of not knowing where the transmission fluid goes in her car.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-19 11:37am

Ted wrote:And Zaia, while you may be able to program your VCR, radio, etc..., Ewo has the sad problem of not knowing where the transmission fluid goes in her car.

True, but this is far from being a uniquely female problem. I've found that there's a disturbingly large number of guys who don't know the basics about their cars, such as where the various fluids go. Honestly now, what's wrong with these people, I mean most cars have everthing labeled these days and they also have an owner's manual that tells you where everything is.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-19 11:56am

I really don't know much about cars. In fact, I kind of hate cars.

Zaia: Don't worry, I was refering to going places you know. I have never been able to remember street names or directions. It's always stuff like "Oh, Toys R Us is near Westdale Mall, on the other side of town" or such.

meNNis · Post by **meNNis** » 2002-12-19 12:06pm

men cant shoot ping pong balls 15 feet across a room without throwing kicking or using a device

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-19 12:56pm

How to use it
The first time around, PippiLissi should be used at home, since its utilization may be unfamiliar at the beginning. However, once you have learned how to handle it, you will find that the use in unknown toilets or outside is extremely easy.

Handling is very simple indeed. Open up both ends of the cone, then press the wider opening of the cone up between your legs, care being taken that both openings remain pressed open. Now you can "relieve" yourself standing up without coming into contact with the toilet seat.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-19 04:14pm

jmac wrote:We can have sexual relationships with members of the same gender without the problems that guys have. Gay or bisexual men are generally frowned upon while lesbian or bi women are likely the biggest turn-ons you guys have. Take that!

Nope. Wrong. Ever tried being a bi woman?
To be fair, the problem mostly comes from lesbians - they think that any woman whose bi is merely 'bi-curious' and just wants to fuck in order to turn on blokes.
I've had problems with gay men as well. not one of my straight friends (with the possible and understandable exception of my boyfriend, to whom I am faithful) has any problem with my being bi.

Is it too obvious to say Multiple Orgasms!?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-19 04:59pm

innerbrat wrote:Is it too obvious to say Multiple Orgasms!?

But that's just mean.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 05:07pm

neoolong wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Is it too obvious to say Multiple Orgasms!?
But that's just mean.

No it's not. I've done that a few times.

J · Post by J » 2002-12-19 06:49pm

innerbrat wrote:Nope. Wrong. Ever tried being a bi woman?
To be fair, the problem mostly comes from lesbians - they think that any woman whose bi is merely 'bi-curious' and just wants to fuck in order to turn on blokes.
I've had problems with gay men as well. not one of my straight friends (with the possible and understandable exception of my boyfriend, to whom I am faithful) has any problem with my being bi.

Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys. Granted I don't advertise my preferences so it's not like everyone knows about it, but when people do find out the reaction has been positive so far.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-19 07:03pm

jmac wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Nope. Wrong. Ever tried being a bi woman?
To be fair, the problem mostly comes from lesbians - they think that any woman whose bi is merely 'bi-curious' and just wants to fuck in order to turn on blokes.
I've had problems with gay men as well. not one of my straight friends (with the possible and understandable exception of my boyfriend, to whom I am faithful) has any problem with my being bi.
Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys. Granted I don't advertise my preferences so it's not like everyone knows about it, but when people do find out the reaction has been positive so far.

Have any pictures to share.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-19 07:04pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
neoolong wrote:
innerbrat wrote:Is it too obvious to say Multiple Orgasms!?
But that's just mean.
No it's not. I've done that a few times.

Rubbing that capability in my face is mean.

J · Post by J » 2002-12-19 07:49pm

neoolong wrote:
jmac wrote: Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys.
Have any pictures to share.

Well......I suppose we could do it the American Pie 2 way. Show me a picture of a guy giving you a handjob and I'll show you a picture of a cute babe with her hands on my bare breasts. You go first.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 07:58pm

neoolong wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
neoolong wrote: But that's just mean.
No it's not. I've done that a few times.
Rubbing that capability in my face is mean.

Sorry LOL

*kisses Neoolong on the cheek*

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 08:18pm

jmac wrote:
neoolong wrote:
jmac wrote: Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys.
Have any pictures to share.

Well......I suppose we could do it the American Pie 2 way. Show me a picture of a guy giving you a handjob and I'll show you a picture of a cute babe with her hands on my bare breasts. You go first.

How 'bout you come along with us to TTT tommorrow, and I'll bring along my camera, and when Aerius is distracted...or we could do it a bit after, my place isn't to far from the Grande.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-19 08:24pm

*THWAP!*

Don't even think about it Ted. Besides, I do believe you're a minor....

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 08:29pm

aerius wrote:*THWAP!*

Don't even think about it Ted. Besides, I do believe you're a minor....

Minor, schminor, I can think about it if I want to, just wether I get to do it or not...

So are the two of you coming?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-19 08:36pm

jmac wrote:
neoolong wrote:
jmac wrote: Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys.
Have any pictures to share.

Well......I suppose we could do it the American Pie 2 way. Show me a picture of a guy giving you a handjob and I'll show you a picture of a cute babe with her hands on my bare breasts. You go first.

Damn, you're too smart for your own good.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-19 08:38pm

Ted wrote:Minor, schminor, I can think about it if I want to, just wether I get to do it or not...

So are the two of you coming?

I am, she isn't. I'm informed that snuggles and cuddles will be having a night out with the girls. I'll try to point them in the right direction (towards us at the theatre) for all the good that'll do.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 08:40pm

aerius wrote:
Ted wrote:Minor, schminor, I can think about it if I want to, just wether I get to do it or not...

So are the two of you coming?
I am, she isn't. I'm informed that snuggles and cuddles will be having a night out with the girls. I'll try to point them in the right direction (towards us at the theatre) for all the good that'll do.

Cant you put them on a leash or something? Bundle them into the car and drive over to the theatre?

J · Post by J » 2002-12-19 10:50pm

Ted wrote:
aerius wrote:I am, she isn't. I'm informed that snuggles and cuddles will be having a night out with the girls. I'll try to point them in the right direction (towards us at the theatre) for all the good that'll do.
Cant you put them on a leash or something? Bundle them into the car and drive over to the theatre?

Ha! Last time he tried that we tossed him into a swimming pool with all his clothes on!

I very much doubt he'll be trying that again....right sweetie? Right? Good!

...Then again he kinda has a rather sad learning curve at times...hmmph..

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 10:52pm

jmac wrote:
Ted wrote:Cant you put them on a leash or something? Bundle them into the car and drive over to the theatre?
Ha! Last time he tried that we tossed him into a swimming pool with all his clothes on!
I very much doubt he'll be trying that again....right sweetie? Right? Good!
...Then again he kinda has a rather sad learning curve at times...hmmph..

All men do when confronted by hot girls. Hell, you shoulda seen me when I first met my gf, I was a blubbering idiot who kept asking the same questions over and over again.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-19 11:00pm

jmac wrote:...Then again he kinda has a rather sad learning curve at times...hmmph..

You can say that again, 6 years and I still haven't learned that playing with girl's ponytails usually results in me getting whacked.

*tugs snuggles' ponytail* hee hee!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 11:01pm

aerius wrote:
jmac wrote:...Then again he kinda has a rather sad learning curve at times...hmmph..
You can say that again, 6 years and I still haven't learned that playing with girl's ponytails usually results in me getting whacked.

*tugs snuggles' ponytail* hee hee!

Aye, thats a common occurence here too, though it was really great when one of her friends had pig tails, so I could double time her!