Ejaculation distance

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 04:24am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:This is decidedly unfair.

*Grumbles*
I am on High Blood Pressure Medication!

I can't even get it to pay attention anymore....

Ask for diuretics instead of those shitty MAOIs or ACE inhibitors.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-12-19 04:56am

Depends on whether or not I have done it recently.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 05:00am

verilon wrote:Depends on whether or not I have done it recently.

Okay that was a bit vague... Gimme a ballpark figure, like a foot or so LOL

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-19 06:24am

Ok, the result was ~54cm.
I guess with a bit of practice I can improve that.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-19 10:55am

Cpt_Frank wrote:Ok, the result was ~54cm.
I guess with a bit of practice I can improve that.

In my internet "research" I've come across a site with a system of excercises you can do to improve your ejaculation distances and volume. It works by strengthening certain muscles in the penis so you can get a more foreceful shot off. I have no clue how valid this info is though.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-19 10:58am

aerius wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Ok, the result was ~54cm.
I guess with a bit of practice I can improve that.
In my internet "research" I've come across a site with a system of excercises you can do to improve your ejaculation distances and volume. It works by strengthening certain muscles in the penis so you can get a more foreceful shot off. I have no clue how valid this info is though.

Perhaps we should all meet and make a great contest. Wong provides the porno and the n00bs clean up afterwards.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 11:01am

After TTT? This friday night maybe?

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-19 11:36am

After TTT? This friday night maybe?

If I take my private Concorde I might be able to arrive in time

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-19 11:41am

Ted wrote:After TTT? This friday night maybe?

I've been having mad sex with my GF recently, I doubt I'll have enough left to put on a respectable showing. At current depletion rates I'll be down to a dribble on Friday night.

Dodge · Post by **Dodge** » 2002-12-19 11:44am

Darth Wong wrote:Measurement tip: a tape measure is rather unwieldy in the bedroom, and rather unerotic to boot. Therefore, the easiest way to check for distance is to pull out of her at the moment of ejaculation, shoot, and then take note of whether it lands on her belly, her breasts, or her face. You can then measure or estimate the distance between her crotch and the impact point at a later date. This also has the benefit of removing height differences from the equation, assuming that she's lying prone at the time.

Are we allowed to augment the distance travelled by the dickwad if she spits it out afterwards (if it lands in her mouth, for example). Sorta like a radio repeater?

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-12-19 11:50am

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salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-19 12:29pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
salm wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:from

did you really think it was rain?
yeah, the portuguese...

To arms, to arms
On land and sea!
Actually, it is "OVER the land and OVER the sea" A very apropriated national anthem.

Oh, and have I mentioned that a Portuguese penis when erected goes from Earth to Mars? It's an universally known fact, here in Portugal.

once again i´m tempted to make bad jokes containing the word "Uranus".

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-19 12:43pm

on the female ejaculation topic:
(not adult only content)
awkwardly a site by some christian group gives information

http://www.libchrist.com/sexed/Gspot.html

http://www.very-koi.net/tutor/female/female.htm

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 01:40pm

aerius wrote:
Ted wrote:After TTT? This friday night maybe?
I've been having mad sex with my GF recently, I doubt I'll have enough left to put on a respectable showing. At current depletion rates I'll be down to a dribble on Friday night.

Well, since your gf has those family problems blocking her from seeing TTT with us, maybe you stop fucking her for now, she gets those done with, then we all go see TTT, her included, then we go and do a porn party.

See if Aria Giovanni does house calls

J · Post by J » 2002-12-19 03:03pm

Ted wrote:Well, since your gf has those family problems blocking her from seeing TTT with us, maybe you stop fucking her for now, she gets those done with, then we all go see TTT, her included, then we go and do a porn party.

See if Aria Giovanni does house calls

First off, I can't believe I read through this thread again! as if the 1st time thru wasn't bad enough it's gone majorly downhill since then!

2nd, no Ted, it's not family problems, try family obligations, sheesh! And *i'm* the one with the needs who's fucking my bf good (pardon the language), as if he's gonna complain about that! Speaking of which, off to the bedroom with him. Bye now!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-19 03:19pm

I was going to shout something about 'Cyril's(Grey's) First Law of Forums' striking again, but then I realized, 'hey, that's the damn point...'

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-19 04:08pm

jmac wrote:Speaking of which, off to the bedroom with him. Bye now!

Oh man...that was the slowest quickie I've ever had, I don't think that even qualifies as a quickie, and I still failed to get a distance measurement out of it!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 04:11pm

aerius wrote:
jmac wrote:Speaking of which, off to the bedroom with him. Bye now!
Oh man...that was the slowest quickie I've ever had, I don't think that even qualifies as a quickie, and I still failed to get a distance measurement out of it!

Well don't just sit there! Do her again!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-19 04:48pm

Female ejaculations are actually a lot like male ones. That's pretty much what turns me off to them.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-19 05:33pm

Don't worry Damien; if you're fucking her up the ass from behind, you won't have to see it

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 05:35pm

Darth Wong wrote:Don't worry Damien; if you're fucking her up the ass from behind, you won't have to see it

In other words, he wants you to have Anal Sex™ with her!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-19 06:20pm

Darth Wong wrote:Don't worry Damien; if you're fucking her up the ass from behind, you won't have to see it

You know, there are so many different advantages to anal sex, like

Almost 100% certain birth control without a tight piece of latex strangling your penis or expensive medication.
Tighter hole.
More exciting for the guy, who's always wanted to try it.
More intense orgasm for the woman, assuming the proper preparations are taken, i.e. don't go in there without some lubrication; the frictional forces could start a fire.
And now, the latest is that the guy doesn't have to see a female ejaculation.

Come on ladies! What's not to love?! Why are so many women averse to this concept?

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-12-19 08:18pm

XaLEv wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...
Gross? What kind of SD.net denizen are you?

Anyway, even those who don't literally ejaculate can still expel fluid from the vagina.

Damn! I'm not the only person that feels this way. Personally I think it's cool. The funny thing is that I find Cumshots and Bukkake to be very disgusting to watch. I now if I was doing that it's okay, but the fact that men can actually get off on watching a guy Bukkake a girl kinda disturbs me.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-12-19 08:22pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Not exactly sure, but I think it's something like urinating...

I really have no fucking clue. But it's not really at all like when women get wet with vaginal fluids.

Actually, from what I know and seen, it's not like urinating at all. The Fluid doesn't come (pun intended) from the urethra, but from the Vaginal opening. And apparently the fluid is of a similar consistency to semen.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-19 08:22pm

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote: Damn! I'm not the only person that feels this way. Personally I think it's cool. The funny thing is that I find Cumshots and Bukkake to be very disgusting to watch. I now if I was doing that it's okay, but the fact that men can actually get off on watching a guy Bukkake a girl kinda disturbs me.

I'd love to see a bunch of chicks squirting on a guy's face bukkake-style. That'd be cool.