Would you fuck 7 of 9?

nechronius · Post by **nechronius** » 2002-12-19 01:36pm

I would devour her with a pinch of salt and some carrots and potatos over a period of nine days. She would die a virgin.

Sir Sirius · Post by **Sir Sirius** » 2002-12-19 02:06pm

I think the question should be "would 7-of-9 fuck you?", since your oppinion on the matter wouldn't really have an effect one way or the other.

"... humans sometimes require a pretext for being intimate with one another" Kim: "Intimate?"...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-19 02:40pm

Sir Sirius wrote:I think the question should be "would 7-of-9 fuck you?", since your oppinion on the matter wouldn't really have an effect one way or the other.

"... humans sometimes require a pretext for being intimate with one another" Kim: "Intimate?"...

Bah. If it was me I would have said "Pretext, what's that"?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-19 02:41pm

the implants are rather... sexy!

for some odd reason.

what was the thing about the jeri ryan interviews?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 02:55pm

Sir Sirius wrote:I think the question should be "would 7-of-9 fuck you?", since your oppinion on the matter wouldn't really have an effect one way or the other.

"... humans sometimes require a pretext for being intimate with one another" Kim: "Intimate?"...

ROFL!!!!!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-19 03:44pm

Given the fact that she is happily married i doubt she's give any of us a second glance, unless it was one of distain

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-19 04:02pm

The appaling lack of visual evidence has made it somewhat difficult to come to a just decision in this matter. To correct this difficulty, I have added some exhibits which should ease your decision making process.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

I hope this helps.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 04:05pm

My vote of "No, I'm gay" remains unchanged. I like her hair however.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-12-19 09:15pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:My vote of "No, I'm gay" remains unchanged. I like her hair however.

Well all that vote means is that we'd need to get a LOT of alcohol into you.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 09:22pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:My vote of "No, I'm gay" remains unchanged. I like her hair however.
Well all that vote means is that we'd need to get a LOT of alcohol into you.

Which means that it'd take some alcohol into you to get you two love birds togeather.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-12-19 09:23pm

Ted wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:My vote of "No, I'm gay" remains unchanged. I like her hair however.
Well all that vote means is that we'd need to get a LOT of alcohol into you.
Which means that it'd take some alcohol into you to get you two love birds togeather.

No.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-19 09:28pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Ted wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote: Well all that vote means is that we'd need to get a LOT of alcohol into you.
Which means that it'd take some alcohol into you to get you two love birds togeather.
No.

No?

I thought you two were having a grand old time.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-19 09:42pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:My vote of "No, I'm gay" remains unchanged. I like her hair however.
Well all that vote means is that we'd need to get a LOT of alcohol into you.

Sorry doodz, that theory has flaws in it.
1. It takes 1 beer to get me lit, so imagine how few drinks (tested at 6) would conk my lights out!
2. After 3-4 drinks, Mr. Happy Hard Drive turns into Mr. Floppy.
3. Even before that, I develop no attraction for girls whatsoever.
So it wouldn't work.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-19 10:15pm

Mesa votens yes.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-19 11:10pm

Oh she got married to that guy from that show of making of star trek voyager he was executive something?

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-12-19 11:12pm

Executive Jackass.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-20 12:28am

I say anally why not...heck she looks good for a one nighter.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2002-12-20 12:34am

Seven of Nine, hell no. Bob only knows what Borg implants are still stuck in her cooch.

Jeri Ryan, hell yes.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-20 12:35am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: 1. It takes 1 beer to get me lit, so imagine how few drinks (tested at 6) would conk my lights out!

Ouch. Poor Ein.

As to the question, bring it on!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-20 08:58am

No, I don't want my genitals infested with Borg nanoprobes... unless I'm already a Borg.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-12-21 12:02am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:No, I don't want my genitals infested with Borg nanoprobes... unless I'm already a Borg.

But you've gotta open yourself to new experiences

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-21 12:05am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:No, I don't want my genitals infested with Borg nanoprobes... unless I'm already a Borg.

Ouch! and OUCH!!! respectively.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-12-21 12:16am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:No, I don't want my genitals infested with Borg nanoprobes... unless I'm already a Borg. :twisted:

Well, you never know . . . it could be ultimate Viagra-type drug. You could go all night and then some. Granted it goes two ways . . . so you might die a very happy man (or chick, if you're a chick who swings that way.)

StupidWhiteMan · Post by **StupidWhiteMan** » 2002-12-21 10:31am

I enjoy a delightful flogging as much as the next guy....but borg implants?

Even *I* have limits......

But then again, I would be gagged and bound upside-down in 7of9's quarters in seconds flat......

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2002-12-21 10:52am

Maybe your penis would become Borgified.