Mr. and Mrs. Smith of ASVS

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-07-29 01:34pm

ok you have a couple that has been living next door to you for the last five years. A Klingon Male in his twenties, and a Mandalrian Female in her thirties. Now normally their frequent spats involve lots of practice weapons (non leathals), followed by somewhat destructive intercourse. During that five years they have adopted several orphans (it's both a mandalorian and klingon custom). Well now the firepower has really upped (that was just a thermal detonator that went through their window, and damaged your dwelling)

what's your response?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2006-07-29 02:09pm

This is really OT all around but with a weird sci-fi twist.

Anguirus · Post by **Anguirus** » 2006-07-29 02:30pm

Move?

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » 2006-07-29 02:32pm

Shrug my shoulders and go on with my life and hope the couple doesn't light up my house by mistake

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2006-07-29 02:35pm

Press charges and move.

Bounty · Post by **Bounty** » 2006-07-29 02:37pm

1 Buy box of fluffy cuddly toys
2 Gut cuddly fluffy toys, sow skins together into ball shape
3 Leave box of faux-Tribbles on Mr and Ms Smith's doorstep
4 Try not to get run over by panicking Klingon as he leaves never to return again

5 Raid Mr and Ms Smith's home for saucy pictures of Ms Smith (ASVS)

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2006-07-29 04:31pm

Bounty wrote:1 Buy box of fluffy cuddly toys
2 Gut cuddly fluffy toys, sow skins together into ball shape
3 Leave box of faux-Tribbles on Mr and Ms Smith's doorstep
4 Try not to get run over by panicking Klingon as he leaves never to return again

5 Raid Mr and Ms Smith's home for saucy pictures of Ms Smith (ASVS)

Napalm. You forgot to coat the faux Tribbles with napalm.

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » 2006-07-29 04:51pm

Run. gather my family and whatever non-destroyed possesions that will fit into my vehicle if it still works and get the fuck out of space-dodge.

I'd call the cops for the orphans, which will undoutably trigger a police chase when their violent parents kill/maim who shows up to snoop around and finds something they don't like.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-07-29 09:00pm

yes, they probably do have more weapons then the local police (think about the two cultures, and the movvie that inspires this thread.)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2006-07-29 09:01pm

Then I call the God damn Army and move.

Or just move. In the end I guess I really don't care what the hell happens to them.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2006-07-29 10:34pm

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-07-29 11:34pm

Drooling Iguana wrote:Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Bird of Prey declokes followed by a flyspry lifting off from the planet....

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » 2006-07-29 11:56pm

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I'm considering quitting the council if that going to be the proposed solution to every problem we face.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2006-07-30 12:04am

Go with what works, I say.

If it ain't broke...

Master of Cards · Post by **Master of Cards** » 2006-07-30 11:16am

Azrael wrote:
Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I'm considering quitting the council if that going to be the proposed solution to every problem we face.

bye. We're going to miss you.

Waddles McGee · Post by **Waddles McGee** » 2006-07-31 05:30pm

Plant dynamite all around their house, move, detonate from afar.

EnterpriseSovereign · Post by **EnterpriseSovereign** » 2006-08-03 04:44am

Drooling Iguana wrote:Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Nah, just send in a few Aliens (though they might end up keeping them as pets!)

Fingolfin_Noldor · Post by **Fingolfin_Noldor** » 2006-08-09 03:01pm

Bounty wrote:1 Buy box of fluffy cuddly toys
2 Gut cuddly fluffy toys, sow skins together into ball shape
3 Leave box of faux-Tribbles on Mr and Ms Smith's doorstep
4 Try not to get run over by panicking Klingon as he leaves never to return again

5 Raid Mr and Ms Smith's home for saucy pictures of Ms Smith (ASVS)

I had such a good luck when I read that.

Hmm... maybe we should get an army of screaming wookiees wielding bowcastors and what not storming the place