2 Jawas w/ion blasters vs. 2 Borg drones

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2 Jawas w/ion blasters vs. 2 Borg drones

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They start in the desert 10 meters away from each other.
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The Borg drones get deactivated and sold for spare parts.
This has been done how many times again?
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the borg die and get sold fer scrap. without theur cybernetics they are screwed
the jawas will have to salvage things like wiring and ciruit boards while leaving the rest as unuseable compost or something... assuming they feel like going to that much trouble
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The ion blasters may fry the cybernetics too much, so the Borg might be totally worthless.
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Oh for fuck's sake, are you kidding me? This is exactly equivilant to "two guys with guns vs. two guys without guns".

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