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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote: Actually, from what I know and seen, it's not like urinating at all. The Fluid doesn't come (pun intended) from the urethra, but from the Vaginal opening. And apparently the fluid is of a similar consistency to semen.
Everything I've seen says it does come from the urethra, but that it is produced there instead of coming from the bladder.
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XaLEv wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote: Damn! I'm not the only person that feels this way. Personally I think it's cool. The funny thing is that I find Cumshots and Bukkake to be very disgusting to watch. I now if I was doing that it's okay, but the fact that men can actually get off on watching a guy Bukkake a girl kinda disturbs me.
I'd love to see a bunch of chicks squirting on a guy's face bukkake-style. That'd be cool.
That wouldn't be cool, I mean it's fine if you're eating her out, and she cums, but if it's from a distance and splatters? No thanks.
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XaLEv wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote: Damn! I'm not the only person that feels this way. Personally I think it's cool. The funny thing is that I find Cumshots and Bukkake to be very disgusting to watch. I now if I was doing that it's okay, but the fact that men can actually get off on watching a guy Bukkake a girl kinda disturbs me.
I'd love to see a bunch of chicks squirting on a guy's face bukkake-style. That'd be cool.
That'd be funny as hell, but strangely arousing.
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It's actually kinda gross if you ask me, but then again I'm not into the group orgy gang-bang stuff, I draw my line at the 3-some. And yes, I've seen videos of this.
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XaLEv wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote: Damn! I'm not the only person that feels this way. Personally I think it's cool. The funny thing is that I find Cumshots and Bukkake to be very disgusting to watch. I now if I was doing that it's okay, but the fact that men can actually get off on watching a guy Bukkake a girl kinda disturbs me.
I'd love to see a bunch of chicks squirting on a guy's face bukkake-style. That'd be cool.
Umm no thanks. I'd rather a guy (preferably me) get Bukkake-ed by a bunch of GUYS!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote: Damn! I'm not the only person that feels this way. Personally I think it's cool. The funny thing is that I find Cumshots and Bukkake to be very disgusting to watch. I now if I was doing that it's okay, but the fact that men can actually get off on watching a guy Bukkake a girl kinda disturbs me.
I'd love to see a bunch of chicks squirting on a guy's face bukkake-style. That'd be cool.
Umm no thanks. I'd rather a guy (preferably me) get Bukkake-ed by a bunch of GUYS!
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Ted wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
XaLEv wrote: I'd love to see a bunch of chicks squirting on a guy's face bukkake-style. That'd be cool.
Umm no thanks. I'd rather a guy (preferably me) get Bukkake-ed by a bunch of GUYS!
We knew that Einy.
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I'm counting you out from participating in that.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote::P
I'm counting you out from participating in that.
Ha Ha! No Orgasm for You!
Thank god for not being included.

I've got my own girl to get me off.
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Male Bukkake has to be the one of the most disturbing thing I've evr seen in porn. But I think bowel movements (i.e. Golden Showers and, schiesse movies) take the cake as most disturbing ever.
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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Male Bukkake has to be the one of the most disturbing thing I've evr seen in porn. But I think bowel movements (i.e. Golden Showers and, schiesse movies) take the cake as most disturbing ever.
Disagree on first sentence.
Strongly (and VIOLENTLY) Agree with you on the second one!
Scheisse? ROFL! I love German...
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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:But I think bowel movements (i.e. Golden Showers and, schiesse movies) take the cake as most disturbing ever.
Thankfully you haven't been exposed to underground bondage mutilation snuff porn. All the above plus the events RayCav's infamous snuff-fic put into video form, that is disturbing. :shock:
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aerius wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:But I think bowel movements (i.e. Golden Showers and, schiesse movies) take the cake as most disturbing ever.
Thankfully you haven't been exposed to underground bondage mutilation snuff porn. All the above plus the events RayCav's infamous snuff-fic put into video form, that is disturbing. :shock:
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aerius wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:But I think bowel movements (i.e. Golden Showers and, schiesse movies) take the cake as most disturbing ever.
Thankfully you haven't been exposed to underground bondage mutilation snuff porn. All the above plus the events RayCav's infamous snuff-fic put into video form, that is disturbing. :shock:
Were the girls in those pornos actually killed?
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Ted wrote:
aerius wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:But I think bowel movements (i.e. Golden Showers and, schiesse movies) take the cake as most disturbing ever.
Thankfully you haven't been exposed to underground bondage mutilation snuff porn. All the above plus the events RayCav's infamous snuff-fic put into video form, that is disturbing. :shock:
Were the girls in those pornos actually killed?
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Teddy, How far do you ejaculate?
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aerius wrote:
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:But I think bowel movements (i.e. Golden Showers and, schiesse movies) take the cake as most disturbing ever.
Thankfully you haven't been exposed to underground bondage mutilation snuff porn. All the above plus the events RayCav's infamous snuff-fic put into video form, that is disturbing. :shock:
I know. But i was just refering to pure "sex" acts (and I use the term loosely). Violence and all that shit Ugh!!! that goes far beyond most disturbing. :x Image
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote:
aerius wrote: Thankfully you haven't been exposed to underground bondage mutilation snuff porn. All the above plus the events RayCav's infamous snuff-fic put into video form, that is disturbing. :shock:
Were the girls in those pornos actually killed?
Teddy, How far do you ejaculate?
I've never measured, dont plan on it either.

You?

And has anyone ever shot it over the comp monitor?
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Ted wrote: And has anyone ever shot it over the comp monitor?
I once put one over my head and the back of the chair.
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Ted wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Ted wrote: Were the girls in those pornos actually killed?
Teddy, How far do you ejaculate?
I've never measured, dont plan on it either.

You?

And has anyone ever shot it over the comp monitor?
I already said 3-5 pages ago. about 5 feet standing up, and 4 feet lying down. On a good day.
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XaLEv wrote:
Ted wrote: And has anyone ever shot it over the comp monitor?
I once put one over my head and the back of the chair.
Or in that case, I splatter myself in the face all the time! I love Internet Porn!
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Was there any more thought given to making a special Dark Corner for Perverts forum?
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Checked the user groups forum?
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After TTT? This friday night maybe?
If I take my private Concorde I might be able to arrive in time :P
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Aha...so you'll pull a Human Bullet? :P
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I mean one of the mods would have locked it.
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More like an artillary shell

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