Cheesiest Crossover Pitch Ever

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-08-07 04:00pm

Scenario:

Transformers Universe, set just shortly after the "rage Virus" forces Optimus Prime to return from death again and reclaim the Matrix.

In the Star Wars Universe, Darth Vader is dispatched (pre ANH) after the Emperor feels a great disturbance in the force, bent towards the Dark Side. His destination is an Imperial Extragalactic Survey Ship (That Palpy created in advance of the Vong based on Info from Thrawn gathered in Outbound Flight). A deep space scan shows an asteroid with a strange artifical construct.

Vader decides to investigate personally in his TIE as he is ordered by the Emperor to find the root of this dark disturbance. The construct turns out to be a Cybertronian Space Bridge.

Vader ends up in the TF Milky Way with his TIE, which does not handle the effeects of the Extragalactic space bridge violently pulling him through space (it turns out the design of the bridge had a few bugs in it.)

Here's where this gets really cheesy in an attempt to make this a toy tie in (Hehehe TIE in).

Vader meets up with the Decepticons through (plot device) and figures out that the "SParks" that the Cybertronians posess are linked to the Force. HE figures that if he can design a proper body for himself he can use to the Force to fill it with "His" spark. This would make him fully cybernetic, rid him of some of the confinig aspects of his shell, and he believes it will make him rid of Anakin Skywalker which would allow him to better use the Dark Side. Galvatron agrees because Vader agrees to serve him. But Vader utilizes his TIE Advanced for the body, coupled with TF mass lightening techniques and Then does the whole force voodoo thingy and VIOLA!

Darth Vader is a transformer, just like the toy! Then he kills Galvatron and takes over the decepticons, where he begins a plot that attempts to combine aspects of the Death Star with Unicron/Cybertron.

Are you feeling nauseous yet?

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2006-08-07 04:37pm

I smell money. Lots and lots of money

ElPintoGrande · Post by **ElPintoGrande** » 2006-08-07 06:19pm

That sir, is a solid-gold brick of pure magnificence! And I to smell money.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2006-08-07 06:25pm

Throw in an 'Obi Wan follows him through, gets massively injured and is forced to be merged with his own ship via the same technique' sub-plot and you've got yourself a deal!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-08-07 07:52pm

Mark S wrote:Throw in an 'Obi Wan follows him through, gets massively injured and is forced to be merged with his own ship via the same technique' sub-plot and you've got yourself a deal!

Even better idea. Obi Wan feels the disturbance in the Force and take sLuke Skywaker with him. Vader then kills Obi Wan. Luke knows he has no chance to defeat Vader unless he too becomes a Cybertronian Jedi. AND on top of that he ends up with the Matrix from Prime who gets killed again! Skywalker Prime transforms into this Uber X Wing with a trailer or something I guess.

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2006-08-07 08:36pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:Luke knows he has no chance to defeat Vader unless he too becomes a Cybertronian Jedi. AND on top of that he ends up with the Matrix from Prime who gets killed again! Skywalker Prime transforms into this Uber X Wing with a trailer or something I guess.

Have Skywalker Prime combine with another Transformer, e.g., a Cybertronian Chewbacca who transforms into the Millenium Falcon, to become Super Skywalker Prime. (This idea came from some of the recent Optimus Primes, e.g., 'Robots in Disguise' Prime combining with Ultra Magnus, 'Armada' Prime combining with Jetfire, 'Energon' Prime combining with Omega Supreme...)

Another idea is that when Vader ends up splitting his Spark during the procedure to transform himself into a Decepticon. The other part of his Spark, which contains what's left of his Light Side, becomes the Anakin Skywalker/Jedi Starfighter Transformer.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-08-07 10:01pm

Sidewinder wrote: Have Skywalker Prime combine with another Transformer, e.g., a Cybertronian Chewbacca who transforms into the Millenium Falcon, to become Super Skywalker Prime. (This idea came from some of the recent Optimus Primes, e.g., 'Robots in Disguise' Prime combining with Ultra Magnus, 'Armada' Prime combining with Jetfire, 'Energon' Prime combining with Omega Supreme...)

Another idea is that when Vader ends up splitting his Spark during the procedure to transform himself into a Decepticon. The other part of his Spark, which contains what's left of his Light Side, becomes the Anakin Skywalker/Jedi Starfighter Transformer.

Well this is set in G1 Transformers so none of that retarded Armada, Energon, or Beast Wars Shit ever happened. So the wacky combo Primnes of recent shows won't show up but I absolutely love the second idea. But not until after Death Star Unicron shows up. Luke Skywalker Prime fires the Matrix down a thermal exhaust port. Just as Vader is about to kill him then theres a big split. That would be crazy, then the two skywalkers have to fight it out.

Hahahahaha this is hilarious.

Jadetear · Post by **Jadetear** » 2006-08-08 07:46am

This is wrong... I mean so wrong... but strangely appealing... ahhh... my brain is melting...

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2006-08-09 02:25am

Darth Fanboy wrote:Scenario:

Transformers Universe, set just shortly after the "rage Virus" forces Optimus Prime to return from death again and reclaim the Matrix.

In the Star Wars Universe, Darth Vader is dispatched (pre ANH) after the Emperor feels a great disturbance in the force, bent towards the Dark Side. His destination is an Imperial Extragalactic Survey Ship (That Palpy created in advance of the Vong based on Info from Thrawn gathered in Outbound Flight). A deep space scan shows an asteroid with a strange artifical construct.

Vader decides to investigate personally in his TIE as he is ordered by the Emperor to find the root of this dark disturbance. The construct turns out to be a Cybertronian Space Bridge.

Vader ends up in the TF Milky Way with his TIE, which does not handle the effeects of the Extragalactic space bridge violently pulling him through space (it turns out the design of the bridge had a few bugs in it.)

Here's where this gets really cheesy in an attempt to make this a toy tie in (Hehehe TIE in).

Vader meets up with the Decepticons through (plot device) and figures out that the "SParks" that the Cybertronians posess are linked to the Force. HE figures that if he can design a proper body for himself he can use to the Force to fill it with "His" spark. This would make him fully cybernetic, rid him of some of the confinig aspects of his shell, and he believes it will make him rid of Anakin Skywalker which would allow him to better use the Dark Side. Galvatron agrees because Vader agrees to serve him. But Vader utilizes his TIE Advanced for the body, coupled with TF mass lightening techniques and Then does the whole force voodoo thingy and VIOLA!

Darth Vader is a transformer, just like the toy! Then he kills Galvatron and takes over the decepticons, where he begins a plot that attempts to combine aspects of the Death Star with Unicron/Cybertron.

Are you feeling nauseous yet?

HA! Awesome. Get to writing!! Although, Mr. Wong might not like Galavatron gettin whacked

atg · Post by **atg** » 2006-08-09 02:36am

1) This is an awesome idea.
2) Why haven't you written/posted chapter one yet?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-08-09 01:05pm

I will faithfully write a Transformers vs. Star Wars Crossover based on this premise, updating at least once per week, if you all start paying me to see it. But with UPF, My other secret project, and the bevy of unfinished fics ruined by updated SW EU that I have to mess with, my slate is rather full.

However I may return to the Gundam/TF crossover one of these days just for shits and giggles.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-08-09 07:02pm

You know, this is EXACTLY what you'd expect someone called "darth fanboy" to come up with...

and its awesome.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2006-08-11 05:40pm

You Sir, are

BRILLIANT

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2006-08-12 10:55am

Meh. Needs more Godzilla.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-08-12 01:02pm

Solauren wrote:You Sir, are

BRILLIANT

I believe you mean...

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2006-08-13 01:59pm

Actually, I didn't want to overshadow the Brillance of his idea, so I fugged it, while leaving my awe of it intact with the #48.

I'd LOVE to see a well done fan fic like that.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-08-15 03:40pm

Okay, here's the second edition of Cheesiest Crossover pitch EVER. Though possibly not as a cheesy as the first, they are still fanfic ideas with the possibility to nauseate hardcore fans and make millions for money hungry execs.

Star Wars vs. E.T. aka the "Movie Brat Circle Jerk"

The story takes place not long after E.T. has left elliot. Several days after the ship carrying ET departsEarth and leaves Elliot behind another ship shows up. Thinking that ET might have returned Elliot rushed to greet the ship but instead encounters Boba Fett.

Apparently the whole Alien Botanist thing was a cover and both ET and his people are working for the Rebellion. Earth was a prime candidate for a new Rebel base in the backwater corner of the galaxy (Far Far away my ass!) but due to the primitive inahbitants it was deemed unsuitable. Boba Fett takes Elliot with him in an attempt to lure E.T. out so that he can collect the bounty. And it turns out E.T.'s powers are through use of the Force, he's a Jedi that hid during the Purge (A former member of both the Explori and Agri Corps who hid his identity so he could discreetly join the rebellion, hence the botanist cover) and eventually Darth Vader shows up after being contacted by Fett. E.T. Free Elliot and Fett but a lightsaber battle between Darth Vader and E.T ensues with Vader mortally wounding E.T., but not before E.T. can TK Darth Vader off a ledge, allowing him to pilot a shuttle and get Elliot back to Earth. E.T. dies and self destructs the shuttle so that no one can find it.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2006-08-16 05:17pm

Star Wars vs ET? Please. Now, Star Wars vs He-Man... there's your cheesey crossover.

Edit: LEGO Star Wars vs He-Man

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-08-16 06:50pm

I used to play He-Man vs. Thundercats, and there's a few scenarios still somewhere in the recesses of my brain involving crossovers. The only problem is, knowing my UPF roots, Lion-O and/or Cheetara will become highly attracted to Cringer/Battlecat or something along those lines.

but Star Wars vs. E.T. has that Episode I connection that makes the cheesy crossover loosely possible.

EDIT:

More Manifest Destiny II please.

Instant Sunrise · Post by **Instant Sunrise** » 2006-08-16 07:47pm

Bitch, please. I'm thinking of doing a Star Wars and Firefly crossover after I finish my Stargate and Zelda fic.

Star Wars and E.T. has a tenuous canon basis. Mine have nothing in common.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-08-17 12:09am

skyman8081 wrote:Bitch, please. I'm thinking of doing a Star Wars and Firefly crossover after I finish my Stargate and Zelda fic.

Star Wars and E.T. has a tenuous canon basis. Mine have nothing in common.

Then it aint eligible for the Cheesiest Pitch Ever!

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