It's official, Americans are stupid.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-20 12:48pm

http://www.cnnnn.com/cnnnn/features/s718692.htm

Watch the video segment

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-20 12:52pm

*cries tears of shame* Funniest shit I have seen for a while

C.S.Strowbridge · Post by **C.S.Strowbridge** » 2002-12-20 02:03pm

I've seen that one before. Damn funny.

Q: What three countries are in the Axis of Evil?
A: California, Florida and Mississippi.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-20 02:42pm

As an American, I think that I should feel offended, but I am experiencing only a vague apathy.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-20 02:46pm

Nothing new, its been canon that humanity is moronic for some time.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-20 02:48pm

I am an American too. Talk to a german foriegn exchange student. They Brigit gets asked the most idiotic questions possible

" Do speak german in germany?"

" Do you have Tv in germany?"

"Are you a nazi?"

"is Hitler still alive?"

OY!

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-20 03:01pm

Anyone got an mpeg or divx version? I'm not installing that spyware infested POS Real Player on my system.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-20 03:47pm

Vertigo1 wrote:Anyone got an mpeg or divx version? I'm not installing that spyware infested POS Real Player on my system.

Thank you! Get a WMV version please.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-20 05:35pm

There have been Canadians that have gone to America, and convinced people that they all live in igloos, ride dogsleds to work, and have an economy based on the fur trade. If this is what they're turning out, I don't know why we even bother teaching them.

jodathalas · Post by **jodathalas** » 2002-12-20 05:44pm

See, I am american. But I am not that stupid. I think they intentionally singled out the rednecks.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2002-12-20 06:41pm

Let's hope so

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-20 06:51pm

This is E. Sn0 -=31337=- reporting in from Louisiana, also affectionately known as the Asshole of the United States of America.

Sorry doods, Alyrium hit it dead-on. Of course living in a state whose job it is to serve as the asshole of a nation of assholes doesn't help.

P.S. It still doesn't give France a damn excuse to act like a snotty bitch...

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-12-20 07:07pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There have been Canadians that have gone to America, and convinced people that they all live in igloos, ride dogsleds to work, and have an economy based on the fur trade. If this is what they're turning out, I don't know why we even bother teaching them.

You mean they don't?!? *GASP*

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-20 07:09pm

Yes, Einhander is right. Us educated people are few and far inbetween. Sometimes, even smarter end Christiand appeal too this shit. Oh, nevermind they're Racist.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-12-20 07:14pm

Q: "What is collateral damage?"
A: "Well, they just made a film about it, but thats definitely not what is is."
Q: "What state does KFC come from?"
A: "Uhh, *laughs* I don't know"
Q: "Star Wars is based on a true story. True or false?"
A: "True."
Q: "How many Eefile towers (sp?) are in Paris?"
A: "Uh, I'd say about 10?"
Q: "What is the main religion of Israel?"
A: "Muslim."
Q: "The language they speak in Latin America is Latin. True or false?"
A: "The what?"

Sad...

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-12-20 07:17pm

They generally interview several hundred people and use the stupidest few responses. Most people are not this dumb.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-12-20 07:21pm

Exonerate wrote:Q: "What is collateral damage?"
A: "Well, they just made a film about it, but thats definitely not what is is."
Q: "What state does KFC come from?"
A: "Uhh, *laughs* I don't know"
Q: "Star Wars is based on a true story. True or false?"
A: "True."
Q: "How many Eefile towers (sp?) are in Paris?"
A: "Uh, I'd say about 10?"
Q: "What is the main religion of Israel?"
A: "Muslim."
Q: "The language they speak in Latin America is Latin. True or false?"
A: "The what?"

Sad...

Just to add a positive note, those are the answers I'd probably give if faced with such idiotic questions. I like stupid questionaries. I like destroying them.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2002-12-20 07:29pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:http://www.cnnnn.com/cnnnn/features/s718692.htm

Watch the video segment

LOL very funny, those twenty plus (23?) Americans aren't very knowledgeable. However, your generalization that all Americans are stupid based off of the answers of a few is in fact just plain stupid.

Tell me when did 23 out of 280,562,489 people become an acceptable number for an accurate observation of a people?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-20 08:24pm

It is called a joke. I am an american and was joking about my country. I do know people that are that stupid however.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-12-20 08:49pm

Video=busted

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2002-12-20 08:51pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:It is called a joke. I am an american and was joking about my country. I do know people that are that stupid however.

Oh I see. In that case your joke was very amusing.

I didn't know because you didn't indicate that you were joking, for example placing a

would have made it clear.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-20 09:03pm

Gah, that is rather depressing.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-12-20 09:45pm

Let's hope people that stupid DO NOT BREED!!!!

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-20 10:03pm

paladin wrote:Let's hope people that stupid DO NOT BREED!!!!

I take it you've never been to a trailer park.

Stupid people do breed, and worse, they tend to have very large clutches.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-20 10:16pm

*shudder* and worse yet those trailer parks tend too breed fundamentalist christian, racist donkey rapers*shudder**cringe*

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