Klingon boarding party beams down on Kashyyyk

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Who Wins?

Wookie Schmookie! Klingons kick but this side of Uranus.
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Draw
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Not one klingon is left standing.
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Faust von ASVS wrote:To all the people bashing the bat'leth: It was designed by a martial arts expert and several prestigeous dojos in Korea and Japan have recognised it as a valid competition weapon with its own unique fighting style.

In the hands of a person who trained for and with the Bat'leth, it would be a useful weapon.
Klingons would still get there asses handed to them.
Kashyyk has some of the deadliest wildlife (plants animals etc.) in the Galaxy. Factoring in the Wookies is just overkill.
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Faust von ASVS wrote:To all the people bashing the bat'leth: It was designed by a martial arts expert and several prestigeous dojos in Korea and Japan have recognised it as a valid competition weapon with its own unique fighting style.
1. You claim to be from ASVS, but I have yet to see you there.
2. If you can prove your questionable assertions, please do so. Preferably in a fashion that clearly refutes the numerous valid points previously made by Master of Ossus.
3. Competition is not combat. Competition, in fact, simply means two or more people can gain points over each other. If we held a spoon competition, would this validate the spoon as anything other than a kitchen utensil?
In the hands of a person who trained for and with the Bat'leth, it would be a useful weapon.
...as would a pen an a paper. There is actually a martial arts employing these two objects, made as a ploy and an example of how to integrate the most innocous items into fighting.

And by that same token, in the hands of a person trained with and for paper and pen, these would be useful weapons indeed. So useful, in fact, that there would only be three differences between them and real weapons of today: the time necessary to learn to fight effectively, the utility of the weapons, and the skill needed for it to make sense.

Just like pen and paper, the Bath'leth loses badly to normal weapons in all these key arenas.
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Faust von ASVS wrote:To all the people bashing the bat'leth: It was designed by a martial arts expert and several prestigeous dojos in Korea and Japan have recognised it as a valid competition weapon with its own unique fighting style.

In the hands of a person who trained for and with the Bat'leth, it would be a useful weapon.
Name the art and the dojo. At our Yoshinkan Aikido Dojo we often laugh and joke about using the Batleth as a fourth instructional weapon next to the jo, bokken, and tanto. We then come to our senses, finish our class, and go out for a beer.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Using the wrong muscles is actually pretty significant for a couple of reasons.

1. Klingon physiology cannot differ greatly from human physiology because their DNA is similar enough to allow the two "species" to interbreed. Thus, Klingon muscle groups must be similar to human muscle groups.
Err maybe they really aren't genetically compatiable, just that some gene splicing is done to combine traites.

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