What if: Episode I Re-released in theaters, would you go?
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I'd probably go see it just to see it on the big screen and hear it on a theater sound system again.
I have no doubt that I would be reflexively activating my phantom DVD remote wishing I could fast forward through the parts I fast forward through at home.
I have no doubt that I would be reflexively activating my phantom DVD remote wishing I could fast forward through the parts I fast forward through at home.
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I'd go to see it again. I watched TPM on DVD a few months ago, and quite frankly, I think it is improved both by staggered, multiple viewings, and by the existance of the next two movies. Certainly, Jar Jar is still grating, and some of the acting could be better, but I still think I'd find it rather enjoyable. Besides, I enjoy the theater environment, but there aren't very many films I feel particularly compelled to see in them; a re-release of a SW film, even TPM, would quite likely catch my interest.
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Because he's unfunny comic relief. He's the Poochie of Star Wars.Manus Celer Dei wrote:I quite liked TPM, so I probably would, yeah. I never quite understood why Jar-Jar was so hated.

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I wanted to see TPM badly. Looked forward to it for months, trying to stay spoilerfree because damnit, this was Star Wars, the greatest SF movie series ever.
I got to see an advance screening (cost me €25, but it was nice - it included a concert afterwards). Yes, I payed four times the price of a normal ticket just to see it two days earlier. I wanted to see it and love it that bad.
Then the movie started and Star Wars died for me.
I never even bothered getting the DVD. This wasn't Star Wars, it was a cheap CGI knock-off with cardboard characters and unfunny jokes, no soul, no life. The original trilogy was a stunning, wonderful, breathtaking epic; TPM was a pedestrian, cynical cash-in that didn't deserve the SW name. I walked out of the cinema and pretended the new movies didn't exist. Star Wars is IV-VI, everything else is dead to me.
So no, I wouldn't go see it.
I got to see an advance screening (cost me €25, but it was nice - it included a concert afterwards). Yes, I payed four times the price of a normal ticket just to see it two days earlier. I wanted to see it and love it that bad.
Then the movie started and Star Wars died for me.
I never even bothered getting the DVD. This wasn't Star Wars, it was a cheap CGI knock-off with cardboard characters and unfunny jokes, no soul, no life. The original trilogy was a stunning, wonderful, breathtaking epic; TPM was a pedestrian, cynical cash-in that didn't deserve the SW name. I walked out of the cinema and pretended the new movies didn't exist. Star Wars is IV-VI, everything else is dead to me.
So no, I wouldn't go see it.
Wait, you're not one of the "Wah, TPM raped my childhood so I'm not going to see the other ones!" people, are you? It really is a rather stupid standpoint, especially if you're going to whine about the PT as a whole.Bounty wrote:I never even bothered getting the DVD. This wasn't Star Wars, it was a cheap CGI knock-off with cardboard characters and unfunny jokes, no soul, no life. The original trilogy was a stunning, wonderful, breathtaking epic; TPM was a pedestrian, cynical cash-in that didn't deserve the SW name. I walked out of the cinema and pretended the new movies didn't exist. Star Wars is IV-VI, everything else is dead to me.
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"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
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Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
No. I have seen AoTC (albeit on TV rather then in a theater) but didn't like it any better. RotS was an improvement and the ending started to feel at least marginally connected to the OT again, but I still sat through most of the movie thinking that while it was a great commercial for ILM, it wasn't a great movie - at least not up to what I consider the standard for Star Wars.Noble Ire wrote:Wait, you're not one of the "Wah, TPM raped my childhood so I'm not going to see the other ones!" people, are you? It really is a rather stupid standpoint, especially if you're going to whine about the PT as a whole.Bounty wrote:I never even bothered getting the DVD. This wasn't Star Wars, it was a cheap CGI knock-off with cardboard characters and unfunny jokes, no soul, no life. The original trilogy was a stunning, wonderful, breathtaking epic; TPM was a pedestrian, cynical cash-in that didn't deserve the SW name. I walked out of the cinema and pretended the new movies didn't exist. Star Wars is IV-VI, everything else is dead to me.
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I'm more of the "wah, the prequels raped Star Wars" mindset. Personally, I thought AOTC was the worst of the three.Noble Ire wrote:Wait, you're not one of the "Wah, TPM raped my childhood so I'm not going to see the other ones!" people, are you? It really is a rather stupid standpoint, especially if you're going to whine about the PT as a whole.
Re: What if: Episode I Re-released in theaters, would you go
Not a chance in hell would I pay to see it in a theatre again.
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