It's official, Americans are stupid.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-20 11:01pm

Though this video may be a joke, it's really not that far from the truth.

Mainstream america is dumb beyond comprehension. *sigh*

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-12-21 10:05am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:There have been Canadians that have gone to America, and convinced people that they all live in igloos, ride dogsleds to work, and have an economy based on the fur trade. If this is what they're turning out, I don't know why we even bother teaching them.

You'd be suprised at what you can make Americans believe about America.

There are ignorant dubasses all over, and the ones that haven't traveled much within the US believe all kinds of stupid crap. You can get people to believe in Jackalopes and all kind of stuff way out there so it isn't too hard to get them to believe in stuff that isn't as much of a stretch.

StupidWhiteMan · Post by **StupidWhiteMan** » 2002-12-21 10:14am

I have seen dumber people in person....I think that this video should be broadcast on MSNBC and Fox every hour for the next few days....then we can start the campaign to assasinate the communist actor Tony Blair....lol

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2002-12-22 12:35am

So, what is it that makes Americans supposedly stupider than everyone else?

It's got to be something, I have a hard time believing that there's a greater percentage of stupid people in a certain geographical region for no reason at all.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-12-22 04:54am

It's a fact: stupid people have stupid children.
If you’re stupid, please don't have sex.
If you insist on having sex, then please, have sex with animals; preferably animals smarter than you are. That way if by some biological fluke, you and the animal actually have offspring, the odds are that offspring will be less stupid than you are.
One more thing: don't assume the animal is protected. If the animal has a condom or a female some sort of inter uterus device, insist they wear it.
Please, help stamp out this mindless mindlessness, keep your stupidity to yourself.

This message brought to you by the council of concerned citizens who are smarter than you are.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-22 03:17pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:They generally interview several hundred people and use the stupidest few responses. Most people are not this dumb.

Is that what they did for that poll that said that 44% of Americans are YECs?

"Americans, help control the idiot population. Have a moron spayed or neutered."

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-12-23 12:56am

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
"Americans, help control the idiot population. Have a moron spayed or neutered."

I wish. You don't know how many morons I know that have a crap load of kids because they won't use birth control. "God just might have another soul up in heaven he wants to send us". Well imagine how badly he wants you to have it if you still have another kid after a vasectomy or tubal ligation? He is God after all.

We've got this one moron at work. He has three kids with three different women. None of which he was ever married too. Now he's complaining that the most recent mother of his child is fooling around on him.

I certainly can't figure out how he can afford all these kids. He just got his GED earlier this year and he's a big fan of pro wrestling. He's almost a coplete white trash stereotype and he's already screwing up (or helping srew up) 3 kids.