Spanky talks in his sleep

Post by **Gandalf** » 2006-08-28 05:57am

That, is why you fail.

Sun Wukung · Post by **Sun Wukung** » 2006-08-28 07:06am

The mere fact that someone from this board lives in the same house as Spanky means I can't carpet bomb it. What a let down.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2006-08-28 08:00am

....

Where the hell do you get off, kid?

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2006-08-28 08:16am

Spanky, you appear to have an adversary.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-08-28 08:21am

Woot! Alright, unless you are wearing plaid, take off your shirt! It's time for a Texas Stick Fight between Spanky and Sun Wukung! Two men enter, one man leaves! Then the other man leaves after being declared the winner!

Sun Wukung · Post by **Sun Wukung** » 2006-08-28 08:25am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:....

Where the hell do you get off, kid?

I don't get off anywhere. You want to know why? Cuz I be the DRIVER of the bus. Oh and you left this on the seat. *hands Spanky his ass*

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2006-08-28 08:27am

Shut the hell up, kid, and come back when you grow at least a couple of stars. Fucking Christ, you've only been here fifteen days...

Seriously, Where the hell do you get off? Where the HELL do you get off?

Not to mention just where the hell does this shit come from? Seriously, I don't even fucking know who you are, kid...

slebetman · Post by **slebetman** » 2006-08-28 10:34am

Compared to everything else in this thread this is a bit scary. Sometime in the first three months of my marrige I had a nightmare about monsters. I was running away when I heard my wife's voice. Of course I had to save her from the monster so I turned back towards her voice and fought the monster... I woke up to my wife screaming, both of us standing on the bed, with my hands around her neck strangling her.

It only happened that once and I've never had such nightmares again. In any case we've decided that the next time I have a nightmare she should simply leave the room instead of trying to wake me up.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-08-28 11:00am

I don't talk in my sleep to my knowledge, but I often have strange, incontrollable spasms when very tired or sleeping.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2006-08-28 11:01am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Shut the hell up, kid, and come back when you grow at least a couple of stars. Fucking Christ, you've only been here fifteen days...

Seriously, Where the hell do you get off? Where the HELL do you get off?

Not to mention just where the hell does this shit come from? Seriously, I don't even fucking know who you are, kid...

Perhaps he's been contracted by your real adversary to harrass you until you beg for the carpet bombing.

Really, carpet bombing seems like a total waste. I mean your house is out in the country and plenty visable from sattelite so it shouldn't take "carpet bombing" to get the job done.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-08-28 11:04am

Can we stop the arbitrary Spanky-hate tangent, please? Seriously, people. I don't even get why people have a problem with him. No, you don't need to inform me.

[size=0]This isn't me trying to mod, it's an honest request. There's a real thread here that is more interesting than cliche, and it's just my 2c.[/size]

My brother used to talk in his sleep when he was younger, though it was always gibberish. Speaking in tongues or something

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Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2006-08-28 12:18pm

I got another aneddote of sleep-talking:

Sun Wukung wrote:
hayguys i mdae fun of da big dog cna i b 1 of da guys nbow 2 lolol?

Man, I hate the ones who don't know what they're talking about.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-08-28 01:34pm

havokeff wrote:Man you are all weird. I'm to fucking lazy to do anything in my sleep except snore and get boners.

Pics.

Sun Wukung · Post by **Sun Wukung** » 2006-08-28 01:53pm

Sorry about the tough guy BS and the bashing of Spanky. I guess I just took it to some uneeded level. Other than the obvious fact I have no equipment to carpet bomb or the desire to. I don't sleepwalk or do anything abnormal in my sleep. There was once when I did sort of try to walk out of my room, yet woke up.

Post by **Edi** » 2006-08-28 04:38pm

Sun Wukung wrote:Sorry about the tough guy BS and the bashing of Spanky. I guess I just took it to some uneeded level. Other than the obvious fact I have no equipment to carpet bomb or the desire to. I don't sleepwalk or do anything abnormal in my sleep. There was once when I did sort of try to walk out of my room, yet woke up.

Yes, you did take it to an unnecessary level. Nobody here is impressed with a n00b coming in and trying to look big by taking potshots at someone who may not be the most well liked person on the forum. If you pull any more shit like that and get it HoSed, well, expect to be treated in kind. Fucking moron...

Edi

Kojiro · Post by **Kojiro** » 2006-08-28 08:05pm

Apparently I talked in my sleep for the first time the other day. Allegedly I said something incoherent, and when my girlfriend sleepily asked me what I was on about said "That's what it takes to be an airforce pilot." The rest was unintelligable, and I was woken shortly thereafter by her laughing.

Post by **Dalton** » 2006-08-28 10:23pm

Sun Wukung wrote:Sorry about the tough guy BS and the bashing of Spanky. I guess I just took it to some uneeded level. Other than the obvious fact I have no equipment to carpet bomb or the desire to. I don't sleepwalk or do anything abnormal in my sleep. There was once when I did sort of try to walk out of my room, yet woke up.

I don't like you. Don't start shit in my forums.

PrettyBurn · Post by **PrettyBurn** » 2006-08-29 12:04am

I spent this past January in Vienna, Austria taking a German class for school. The night before one of our tests, my roommate sat straight up in bed and yelled "Fuck that shit!" She then fell back asleep, and had no memory of her little outburst in the morning.

Pint0 Xtreme · Post by **Pint0 Xtreme** » 2006-08-29 12:23am

Here's weird for ya: I tried to wake up my boyfriend one night and he sang two lines from "Springtime for Hitler". He thinks I made it up and continues to deny it.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-08-29 12:26am

I don't talk in my sleep, but once a friend tried to wake me up and I started choking her before I realized where I was.

That was... unsettling.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2006-08-29 07:14am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
havokeff wrote:Man you are all weird. I'm to fucking lazy to do anything in my sleep except snore and get boners.
Pics.

I'm a 6' 1" 385 pound biker that works at a Harley dealership and is a complete Star Wars dork... If you really want a pic of my boner, I'll give it to ya.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2006-08-29 07:40am

I can sleep through anything, but attempting to wake me up can have some unforsenen side effects as I can be very violent when my sleep is interrupted.

including one time when I was still a fire fighter I punched my boss rolled over and continued snoring.

Post by **Vympel** » 2006-08-29 09:02am

On my trip last year this apparently happened as well. In the morning my two travel mates related to me how I got up several minutes after I had fallen asleep and had adamantly refused to admit that I had been snoring.

For the life of me, as far as I know, that never happened. I remembered none of it.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2006-08-29 09:12am

I'm told I've made grunting noises in my sleep, as far as I can tell I was acting out a cool fight sequence in a dream. I've also gotten up from my bed and ended up in bed with my GF's sister with no idea of how I've gotten there. The best guess is I took a wrong turn after going to the washroom which I've done a few times so I'm guessing that's how it happened, except I don't remember it. The chicks aren't too happy when that happens.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2006-08-29 03:21pm

aerius wrote:I've also gotten up from my bed and ended up in bed with my GF's sister with no idea of how I've gotten there.

Uh-huh, yeah sure...