The meaning of the word "evolutionst".

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2002-12-22 03:40pm

I've finally found out what a creationist really mean when he put such a word as "evolutionist" in his mouth.

He means: (taadaa) ANTI-CREATIONIST!!
I found it out when a creationist were trying to use some bullshit about fossils in the "wrong" geographical layer to dispove the theory of evolution (stupid fuck).

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-12-22 04:11pm

Yep, and Atheists are anti-Christians, and Muslims are Satan's people!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-22 04:12pm

And I am a Satanic Christian, sent to sow dissension in the ranks!

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-12-23 08:33am

Of course, you're right. Creationists use evolutionist as a synonym for 'atheist', 'satanist', 'evolutionist' 'anti-creationist', and - this one always kills me - 'anti-truth-ist' (the last being gleaned from a local fundie who shouts that "evolutionists only believe what they do because they fear the power of the TRUTH!").

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-23 09:16am

Don't you love it how truth is always in caps

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-23 10:37am

Bow down before the wrath of the TRUTH!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2002-12-23 11:33am

Dooey Jo wrote:I've finally found out what a creationist really mean when he put such a word as "evolutionist" in his mouth.

He means: (taadaa) ANTI-CREATIONIST!!

I thought it just meant a person who approved of Evolution Theory.

(As opposed to not only creationists, but also the Raëlian Movement)

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-23 12:40pm

"Evolutionist" means anyone who subscribes to the evil doctrines of biology, astrophysics, astronomy, physics in general, chemistry, geology, or mathematics.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2002-12-23 01:34pm

Darth Wong wrote:"Evolutionist" means anyone who subscribes to the evil doctrines of biology, astrophysics, astronomy, physics in general, chemistry, geology, or mathematics.

In other words, anyone with a functioning brain.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-23 02:42pm

Yes, Creationists are pretty illogical people. If you're not a conservative Christian that subscribes mindlessly to the Bible, then you're a son of Satan.

Also, anything that opposes something in the Bible, such as evolution, proof of a round Earth, and freedom of religon is an "Attack on God's people".

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-23 05:26pm

"Evolutionist" is, obviously, the term used to describe a member of the group responsible for covering up the truth of creationism, Scientists Concealing the Revelation of Absolute Truth (SCRAT).

Don't laugh; it took me a while to come up with that acronym. Any other suggestions for the group name for the Grand Scientific Conspiracy? Remember to include a catchy acronym!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-23 07:36pm

Don't forget the word "Darwinist." If you believe in the false worldview that the earth is older than six thousands years, you are a Darwinist.

Oh yes, also if you believe in false doctrine of a heliocentric solarsystem, you are a Galileoist.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-12-23 11:53pm

it just continues their mindview of "us vs. Them"

They make us into non-entities through the label of 'Evolutionist', I think by calling us that, they feel safe to throw their shit at us with abandond, and justify anything they do to us because we're not part of the "us" that they are, we're a "Them".

It's all dehuminizing and stuff

(Note: I know this can be turned against me, so let me say this: when people act stupid, they immideatly fall into a category of 'them' until they conceed their stupidity).

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-24 12:13am

Other good (possible)acronyms for people like us, grouped by the bigoted fundies:
BALLS: Beyond All Lord Loving Sources(stretch, really just a balls joke)
PfDotMH: People for the Defamation of the Most Holy
RRHHRRHK: Rama Rama Hare Hare Rama Rama Hare Krishna(he he)
PoDE: Propogators of Darwinist Evil/Evolution
DLA/ELA: Darwinist/Evolutionist Liberation Army
and so on...
Lets send these to the fundies and see what they think.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-24 12:17am

Godless Heathens Of Science and Technology: GHOST

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2002-12-24 12:44am

Leading Innovations of Engineers and Scientists (LIES)

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-24 01:01am

Deniers of the Great Green Jumping Jesus(DGGJJ)

And for them
TheOcratic Ovoidist Hypothetically Ornery Rowdy Noisy Yokels(TOO HORNY)

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2002-12-24 01:04am

Council Of Religious Reparation, Especially Christian Theologians (CORRECT)

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-12-24 01:11am

Evolutionist's Veil of Ignorant Lies (EVIL)
Atheists Near Tolerance of the Infamy God Openly Despises.(ANTIGOD)

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2002-12-24 01:21am

Humans Endeavoring for Religious Entrenchment of Theological Idiotic Creationists and their Semantics (HERETICS)

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2002-12-24 10:27pm

Utterly Rambunctious and Under Kualified High and Awsome Intelligences(URUK-HAI)
Yeah, I know it makes no stretch but I like it all the same.

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