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C.S.Strowbridge
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Post by C.S.Strowbridge »

HemlockGrey wrote:
Nothing that would even resemble religion would be allowed
In schools, or in the nation?
In schools.
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What do you mean "vote"? People won't be voting for me. I'll already be in power.
Too late. The Ever-Victorious Army(consisting of a truck and three rifles) has already annexed Canada, France, and southern Nigeria.

Ah, yes, I nearly forgot:

*Introduce the Lawsuit Act, which is basically modeled after Canada's(New Montana's) lawsuit laws.
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Well I would convince people that I will make Canada a UN security council member (permanent). Why would I say this? Well compare to what other politicians are saying this has a far better chance of comming true. I will run Canada as a republic. Getting rid of the queen is economical. Why is it economical? Well because parliament spend alot of time with rituals that dates back centuries. A lot of work could be done while we are having people dress up as "santa clause" knocking on the door before allowing to enter because that was how it worked 3 hundred years ago. No siree, time wasting will be outlawed! ehhmmm...secondly I would increase national security to defend against American Media Invation :) (No offense to any Americans) Then I'd ban all smoking in public areas, decrease income taxes, allow companies to reduce their taxes by commiting funds to road building/maintainance, health care, unemployement insurance, etc.
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