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...wow :shock:
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J's legs are spectacular.
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JLTucker wrote:J's legs are spectacular.
So are Muse's legs. The sisters are beating the thread to the pulp save for Superman's wife. Those are very fine legs in a wowing pose.
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Well, if anyone of you are interested in, ah, "mature" women....

Let me get the motor oil and engine grease off first, and maybe shave (yes, definitely shave - where'd I leave that weed-whacker?...), then I'll ask the husband to do the photos. If anyone is interested.

May be a couple days, though - I'm more than a little busy this weekend.
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Soontir C'boath wrote:
JLTucker wrote:J's legs are spectacular.
So are Muse's legs. The sisters are beating the thread to the pulp save for Superman's wife. Those are very fine legs in a wowing pose.
Supe's Wife's legs are nice, but I like the cool pose she's doing more. You have to appreciate a girl who's flexible and does stretches.
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Broomstick, KEEP the motor oil and engine grease!
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Dammit muse, why'd you remove the old pics? Oh well, the new pic looks nice. Nice legs and nice pics all.
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Braedley wrote:Dammit muse, why'd you remove the old pics? Oh well, the new pic looks nice. Nice legs and nice pics all.
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Broomstick wrote:Well, if anyone of you are interested in, ah, "mature" women....

Let me get the motor oil and engine grease off first, and maybe shave (yes, definitely shave - where'd I leave that weed-whacker?...), then I'll ask the husband to do the photos. If anyone is interested.

May be a couple days, though - I'm more than a little busy this weekend.
Sounds good to me, I'm all for seeing pictures of your legs.
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I'll second that. Show us your stuff, Broomie!

PS. To go the complete opposite way, here's Rebecca from waaaay back, when she was jailbait and she was still living on the farm.

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It's amazing how well Rebecca has aged. You could tell me that the picture was taken yesterday and then Photoshopped to look older, and I'd believe it.
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Holy...woah! :shock:
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Put your sunglasses on - those legs are white!

Figgers, the only pictures of me I could find with leg-display involve an aircraft. (Robinson 22 helicopter, to be precise). The guy in the in the picture is my friend Kurt, and mostly what he's saying is "Don't touch NUTHIN'!"

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Not bad at all! In fact, I really wanna peench them! :)
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:It's amazing how well Rebecca has aged. You could tell me that the picture was taken yesterday and then Photoshopped to look older, and I'd believe it.
I agree but I'm gonna have to say that the hairstyle gives it away as well. Still she has aged very well Mike!!
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Broomstick wrote:Put your sunglasses on - those legs are white!

Figgers, the only pictures of me I could find with leg-display involve an aircraft. (Robinson 22 helicopter, to be precise). The guy in the in the picture is my friend Kurt, and mostly what he's saying is "Don't touch NUTHIN'!"

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Thank you! Us over-40 gals need to hear that from time to time.
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You're over fourty?! :shock:

You really don't look the least bit old at all!
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I wouldn't have guessed you were over 40 from the picture, Broomie.
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Definetly not, late 20s maybe, 30s would be pushing it. From that angle, you do not look old.

Now the plane question, how was the flight? I've never been on a heli.
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:It's amazing how well Rebecca has aged. You could tell me that the picture was taken yesterday and then Photoshopped to look older, and I'd believe it.
As I'm sure Rebecca would say, you're too kind. She looks lovely to me, but I know she doesn't look 16 any more. Still, I think I was very lucky to find someone who still has a great body 20 years later.
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Oh, and I forgot, Broomstick looks really cute. And cuddly :D
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Who wants to look 16 anyway? At the range those pictures are taken, though, she could pass for 26 easily. As to Broomstick...well, in those pics you could pass for anything between 20 and 50. I just can't tell.
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Ace Pace wrote:Definetly not, late 20s maybe, 30s would be pushing it. From that angle, you do not look old.
To be honest, I was 38 in that picture. Close enough, and it wasn't that many years ago (I'm not much over 40). I can still pass for early 30's even in person and close up :D

If you want I can probably find a more recent picture, but I don't think I have anything with me in shorts from this summer.
Now the plane question, how was the flight? I've never been on a heli.
Helos are a bit different because they don't just go straight ahead. In fact, when Kurt did the first hover I got a little freaky because in an airplane a low/no airspeed is usually cause for caution, if not alarm. So the straight up/down, sideways, and backwards motion was very different.

There's a lot more vibration in a chopper, and it's of a different quality because you get it from the engine, main rotor, and tail rotors. Sort of high-speed chug-chug-chug and they rock under that rotor in a way an airplane never does. A Robinson 22 is also a very lightweight helicopter so gusts/breezes/wind will also rock you and bat you around quite a bit. Kurt's Hughes 300 is a lot more stable-feeling in the air, although, of course, being a helicopter it's not stable at all. He's pretty busy flying the thing, never stops moving.

So, the forward speed on the one in the picture is at most the speed of a car on a freeway (or slower, judging from the responses on the "how fast do you drive?" thread). It's slower than most airplanes are flown. But it's very cool that you can stop in one spot if you want to look at the scenery. And you can set them down just about anywhere.
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Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:It's amazing how well Rebecca has aged. You could tell me that the picture was taken yesterday and then Photoshopped to look older, and I'd believe it.
As I'm sure Rebecca would say, you're too kind. She looks lovely to me, but I know she doesn't look 16 any more. Still, I think I was very lucky to find someone who still has a great body 20 years later.
I didn't mean it as a disingenuous platitude. I'm sure I'd be able to tell the difference normally, but in that particular picture at that angle, I didn't notice right away that it wasn't recent. Perhaps that reduces the magnitude of the compliment, but it was sincere.
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