Witness the horror: SW Holiday Special

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-22 09:22pm

For anyone that is into S/M or just plain missed the horror that is the Star Wars Holiday Special, x-entertainment.com has a feature all about what we'd like to forget.

Star Wars Holiday Special

Special treats include:
- the first appearance of Boba Fett
- several downloads, including "Cooking with Wookies" and Bea Arthur's Cantina song.
- a download of the complete special (18 Megs!!)

Oh, the humanity!

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-22 09:48pm

Yes, my sister watched it (

) I will not.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2002-12-22 09:50pm

Actually, the best part of the whole special is the Boba Fett cartoon. The worst? Carrie Fisher thinking she can sing. Ugh!

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-22 09:50pm

Why are you trying to hurt us like that?

Can't we let that damned thing die an unmourned death?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-22 10:23pm

I keep seeing references to this, but I missed ever seeing it. whats in it?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-22 10:27pm

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-22 10:51pm

I'd say that it was badong, but I have already reserved that word for "Portal", which was worse.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-22 11:17pm

consequences wrote:I'd say that it was badong, but I have already reserved that word for "Portal", which was worse.

How about "The Portal Holiday Special", or "The Holiday Special: Special Edition"? If it's nto bad enough the first time around, try again.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-22 11:34pm

the "Portal Holiday Special" if it were evercreated could only be described as "fuck-nasty"

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2002-12-23 12:46am

I remember seeing it back when it aired, everyone going to Chewie's family's place for a holiday.

I didn't remember the Boba Fett cartoon until someone here mentioned it. Even then it's extremely vague.

I remember the two TV Ewok movies slightly better.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2002-12-23 12:47am

X-E one of my favorite sites. Drewcifer Were you on the forum befor it got shut down?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-23 12:52am

Make it die! Make it die!

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2002-12-23 02:35am

AHHHHHHHAHAHHAHHHHH.....you've got to be kidding...my brain....its melting...the horror...lucas paid for this??!?!?

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-23 02:39am

Worse than that, its canon, and ranks higher then everything but the movies themselves.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-23 03:17am

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:X-E one of my favorite sites. Drewcifer Were you on the forum befor it got shut down?

No, this is the first I've seen X-E. I was just out looking for some info on shows I saw as a kid (Kroft Superstars, Sigmund and the Sea Monsters, etc.) and went looking for the holiday special too. I vaguely remember the holiday special after seeing the screencaps, but don't really remember any of it; I was 7 or 8 when it aired. It sounds pretty bad from the pages at X-E, but I didn't download it to see for myself...

...the Internet has pretty much cured my case of terminal curiosity

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2002-12-23 12:15pm

I want to download it because I have an immunity to crappy TV specials, but the download doesn't work. WTH?

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2002-12-23 12:21pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!! IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!!!!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-23 12:21pm

I've never seen the SW Holiday Special, that means I'm very lucky, right?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-23 12:22pm

In a word...yes

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2002-12-23 12:23pm

if you belive in any type of god or deity you should thank him now

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-23 12:26pm

If George came knocking on my door demanding my copy to smash it I'd give it away gladly.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2002-12-23 12:29pm

you own the damn thing???? please tell me you didn't pay much for it

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-23 12:56pm

There really should be a warning attached to this thing advising viewers to remove all sharp objects from arms' reach. I felt the sudden urge to drive the pencil in my hands through my eyes after fifteen minutes.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-23 10:10pm

15 minutes? how the hell did you last that long, please, tell us your secret.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-12-23 10:15pm

Drewcifer wrote:For anyone that is into S/M or just plain missed the horror that is the Star Wars Holiday Special, x-entertainment.com has a feature all about what we'd like to forget.

Star Wars Holiday Special

Special treats include:
- the first appearance of Boba Fett
- several downloads, including "Cooking with Wookies" and Bea Arthur's Cantina song.
- a download of the complete special (18 Megs!!)

Oh, the humanity!

The link doesn't work! I want to get a look at this horror, too!!

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