The "Nice FEMALE legs" thread!

[Darth Wong]

I didn't mean it as a disingenuous platitude.

That's OK, I wasn't offended or anything

[J]

Put your sunglasses on - those legs are white!

Looking good Broomstick!

[J]

We bumped into our friend C while we were out biking earlier this week, it's really hard to believe she's in her early 40's already.

[Darth Wong]

Outstanding! Rebecca's hoping to get more muscular legs in future, but she's always had more of a thin build than a muscular one, and she doesn't put on muscle easily.

[Broomstick]

Even someone who doesn't put on muscle easily will do so with dedicated efforts and it is well worth the effort to do so, both in appearance and in long-term health benefits.

[aerius]

We bumped into our friend C while we were out biking earlier this week, it's really hard to believe she's in her early 40's already.

She's a babe, I almost asked her out when I met her way back when, thankfully I found out she was married before I did something dumb. I still have a hard time believing she's 14 years older than me, it's like she's permanently stuck in her late 20's. C is a former pro mountain biker, which explains her amazing legs.

[Alan Bolte]

More tan and muscled than I prefer appearance-wise, but only by the slightest bit. Far from unattractive though. Her husband must feel quite lucky.

[Spin Echo]

My muscle tone isn't really evident because I'm so freaking pale

There's a group photo where I'm wearing a dress from a business awards dinner last week that I thought I might be able to use for a legs shot. No point. I positively luminesce; you can sort of make out the fact they are legs if you use some imagination.

Some other photo then.

[Darth Wong]

Rebecca complains about paleness too. When you're that white, you need subdued lighting in order to make it look like you have any colour at all.

Rebecca in normal lighting:


Rebecca in subdued lighting:

[Broomstick]

You do like showing her off, don't you Mike? She's a lucky woman, to have a husband so obviously enchanted with her.

Of course, the fact she does look great doesn't hurt, either...

[Gandalf]

You're wife's one pretty lady.

Also, what's on the television?

[J]

Also, what's on the television?

This is Mike we're talking about, what else would it be other than anal sex porn?

[Elheru Aran]

Also, what's on the television?

This is Mike we're talking about, what else would it be other than anal sex porn?

To be specific (this is only my WAG, mind, based upon squinting), it seems to be a lady laying back as a black guy approaches between her legs. Perhaps a uncensored version could be linked...

[Darth Wong]

You do like showing her off, don't you Mike?

You noticed?

She's a lucky woman, to have a husband so obviously enchanted with her.

Of course, the fact she does look great doesn't hurt, either...

I was always enchanted with her, even when she was 19 and didn't really look much different from everyone else in our age group. 17 years later, a lot of people we knew back then have really gone downhill, with weight gain being the most common problem. But she's almost exactly the same weight (and figure) as she was 17 years ago.

As an aside, this is how I know there's no God. Because if there was, he would be way too pissed off at me to allow me this kind of happiness.

Also, what's on the television?

This is Mike we're talking about, what else would it be other than anal sex porn?

To be specific (this is only my WAG, mind, based upon squinting), it seems to be a lady laying back as a black guy approaches between her legs. Perhaps a uncensored version could be linked...

There's no uncensored version anywhere. I pixelated the picture in the digital file before storing it on my system. It was some kind of porn, but I don't recall exactly what was happening onscreen at the time.

[Alan Bolte]

Damn.

And if that were any thinner it'd be body paint.

[J]

Friend of ours sent us a pic from her triathlon race...

[Death from the Sea]

Am I seeing things, or is her nipple poking out of a hole in her dress in the subdued lighting pic?

by the way, as if you didn't already know this, your wife is smokin' Mike.

[Darth Wong]

Am I seeing things, or is her nipple poking out of a hole in her dress in the subdued lighting pic?

Yeah, that's one of her glass-cutters. The dress is one of those stretchy things with little holes in it, so that kind of happens as she moves around.

by the way, as if you didn't already know this, your wife is smokin' Mike.

Fortune has smiled upon me in my life

[Adrian Laguna]

As an aside, this is how I know there's no God. Because if there was, he would be way too pissed off at me to allow me this kind of happiness.

I got a phone call from God, he says he's having too much fun making the lives of his most rabid followers miserable (see fundy divorce rates) to bother with unbelievers who'll just chalk it up to random chance.


And to make this post on topic (at least as far as the thread title is concerned):



No, I don't know her, it's just some random thing off the web.

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[Death from the Sea]

Am I seeing things, or is her nipple poking out of a hole in her dress in the subdued lighting pic?

Yeah, that's one of her glass-cutters. The dress is one of those stretchy things with little holes in it, so that kind of happens as she moves around.

by the way, as if you didn't already know this, your wife is smokin' Mike.

Fortune has smiled upon me in my life

glass cutters... nice!

I will tell you what else I like about those pics Mike, she has a huge smile on her face like she is enjoying herself. I dunno about you guys, but a pretty girl posing unhappily and showing the unhappiness in her face is a huge turn off, as opposed to a healthy happy smile of enthusiasm.

[Schuyler Colfax]

~snip~

I hate you so much you son of a bitch. There are actual tears coming from my eyes.

[The Duchess of Zeon]

So, would crisp white stockings count, or would I need to actually show my bare legs?

[Imperial Overlord]

So, would crisp white stockings count, or would I need to actually show my bare legs?

There are stockinged legs in earlier pictures, which establishes a clear precedent.

[Darth Wong]

I will tell you what else I like about those pics Mike, she has a huge smile on her face like she is enjoying herself. I dunno about you guys, but a pretty girl posing unhappily and showing the unhappiness in her face is a huge turn off, as opposed to a healthy happy smile of enthusiasm.

That's a huge pet peeve of mine as well: I hate porn or fashion photography where the woman looks unhappy, stoned, or bitchy. Give me a happy-looking girl any day: someone who's glad to be there and is enjoying herself.

[The Duchess of Zeon]

Well, I promised a picture for this thread, finally, so there it is....