Funny article from the onion.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-23 11:00am

Ghost of Christmas Future taunts children with glimpse of Play Station 5. Nice star wars reference at the end...I figured it would be appreciated here.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3847/ghost ... uture.html

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-23 11:08am

"With more than 12,000 distinct soldiers, creatures, and vehicles fighting at once, and the option to command the New Republic Fleet, the Imperial Armada, or the Yuuzhan Vong Invasion Force, it's not merely the best Star Wars game that's ever existed; it's an interactive film that looks better than any movie that's ever been made. No child has failed to sob hysterically at the sight of it."

Yay!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-12-23 11:14am

I have just achive a new level of respect for The Onion(*Hint its much higher)

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-23 01:07pm

Here's another fun one from the archives...

NFL Star Thanks Jesus after successful double homicide

http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/nfl_s ... icide.html

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-23 01:31pm

I think I will buy that book from it's inception too current times.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-12-23 02:19pm

The PlayStation 5 will be available in stores Nov. 12, 2016, at a list price of Δ399 New Dollars ($199 Canadian).

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA