Hi I'm a newbie...you must be sick of this.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-23 02:07pm

I know you probably have to read these kind of threads all the time but I just couldn't think of a different way to introduce myself. So hi, I'm Morning Star...yet another newbie. And I'd consider myself a fiver. Please don't poke me.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-23 02:09pm

Welcome to SD.net. *chucks egg* HA! I didn't poke you. Please enjoy your your stay.

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-23 02:10pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Welcome to SD.net. *chucks egg* HA! I didn't poke you. Please enjoy your your stay.

Easy is as easy does I suppose.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-23 02:11pm

Morning Star wrote:I know you probably have to read these kind of threads all the time but I just couldn't think of a different way to introduce myself. So hi, I'm Morning Star...yet another newbie. And I'd consider myself a fiver. Please don't poke me.

*Spins bayoneted Galil around*

So. You are a newb. Ah.

I know you probably read all kinds of newb-poking posts all the time but I just couldn't think of a different way to welcome you to the boards. Oh wait, I just did.

So...

First question - are you male or female?
Second queston - if you are female do you look good?
Third question - could you send me some pics if you ARE female AND look good?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-23 02:11pm

*poke*

I'm feeling tired right now. I can't think of anything more imaginative to do to you. Have a nice stay.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-23 02:13pm

Okay, we won't poke you.... *STAB*

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-23 02:13pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:First question - are you male or female?
Second queston - if you are female do you look good?
Third question - could you send me some pics if you ARE female AND look good?

Now now, lets not harry the newbie too much.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-23 02:17pm

Yout tihnk that requesting not to be poked will get you out of it? Think again!

(Pokes Morning Star)

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-23 02:19pm

I poke you with bullet Heir Comrade Newbie.*Bangbangbangbangbang* Ok, I give lots of pokes.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-23 02:19pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:First question - are you male or female?
Second queston - if you are female do you look good?
Third question - could you send me some pics if you ARE female AND look good?
Now now, lets not harry the newbie too much.

Awww.... come on... I'm a horny 18-year-old who thinks with his dick too much.... cut me some slack willya?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-12-23 02:23pm

I don't poke. Hello.

And ESB, what are you doing here? You should be somewhere, suffering in endless pain. Did they give you leave on Christmas? Shame!

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-23 02:23pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Morning Star wrote:I know you probably have to read these kind of threads all the time but I just couldn't think of a different way to introduce myself. So hi, I'm Morning Star...yet another newbie. And I'd consider myself a fiver. Please don't poke me.
*Spins bayoneted Galil around*

So. You are a newb. Ah.

I know you probably read all kinds of newb-poking posts all the time but I just couldn't think of a different way to welcome you to the boards. Oh wait, I just did.

So...

First question - are you male or female?
Second queston - if you are female do you look good?
Third question - could you send me some pics if you ARE female AND look good?

Male. You sick puppy.

The n00b attacks weren't as bad as I thought they'd be.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-23 02:26pm

Morning Star wrote:
Male. You sick puppy.

The n00b attacks weren't as bad as I thought they'd be.

There is a reason why I have my title.

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=568

Two weeks in an all-male environment coupled with TSSS (Terminally Sexually Straight Syndrome) hasn't helped much.

J · Post by J » 2002-12-23 02:32pm

Though I'm a newbie myself, i've been here longer than you. Thus I have poking powers over you... *poke*

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-23 02:33pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Morning Star wrote:
Male. You sick puppy.

The n00b attacks weren't as bad as I thought they'd be.

There is a reason why I have my title.

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=568

Two weeks in an all-male environment coupled with TSSS (Terminally Sexually Straight Syndrome) hasn't helped much.

Ahhh...

About the TSSS thing...I'm so sorry for you.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-23 02:34pm

jmac wrote:Though I'm a newbie myself, i've been here longer than you. Thus I have poking powers over you... *poke*

I am suddenly tempted to ask if you are female.
The impulse has been duly processed and acted upon.

Are you female?

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-23 02:36pm

jmac wrote:Though I'm a newbie myself, i've been here longer than you. Thus I have poking powers over you... *poke*

Whatever you need to get you through the day. As long as you keep yourself feeling big, what else matters.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-12-23 02:38pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
jmac wrote:Though I'm a newbie myself, i've been here longer than you. Thus I have poking powers over you... *poke*
I am suddenly tempted to ask if you are female.
The impulse has been duly processed and acted upon.

Are you female?

<THWAP!>

Leave aerius girlfriend alone!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-23 02:39pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Are you female?

TWAP!

Leave Aerius girlfriend alone![/quote]

Oh, so she's aerius' girlfriend?

K3wl.

Man, the stuff I miss out on...

J · Post by J » 2002-12-23 02:40pm

Morning Star wrote:
jmac wrote:Though I'm a newbie myself, i've been here longer than you. Thus I have poking powers over you... *poke*
Whatever you need to get you through the day. As long as you keep yourself feeling big, what else matters.

Please don't take it that way, it's just that this is the first time I've ever poked anyone. Perhaps a smiley should've been added to better convey the spirit of things. Anyways, welcome!

Morning Star · Post by **Morning Star** » 2002-12-23 02:43pm

jmac wrote:
Morning Star wrote:
jmac wrote:Though I'm a newbie myself, i've been here longer than you. Thus I have poking powers over you... *poke*
Whatever you need to get you through the day. As long as you keep yourself feeling big, what else matters.
Please don't take it that way, it's just that this is the first time I've ever poked anyone. Perhaps a smiley should've been added to better convey the spirit of things. Anyways, welcome!

Oh, sorry. Over on SB.com I've got around 800 posts, but areoborg still presses the button if i poke someone. Fun to just provoke him sometimes...but his wrath is not to be underestimated.

Didn't mean to take it the wrong way.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-23 03:43pm

Newbie dare not respond too my greetings?*Bangbangbangbang*

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2002-12-23 03:49pm

Sorry to point this our Jmac, can i call u J for short, but newbies can't poke, you have to wait till ur a Youngling.

J · Post by J » 2002-12-23 04:00pm

It's Christmas (almost), and I'm a girl, and only a rounding error keeps me as a newbie! Be generous now will ya?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-12-23 04:04pm

jmac wrote:It's Christmas (almost), and I'm a girl, and only a rounding error keeps me as a newbie! Be generous now will ya?

I over-rank that nasty rabid monkey. Pay no attention to him and poke any newbie you want.

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