The Church of FSMism Revamps it's webpage

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-09-17 03:33am

The Home of His Holy Noodle has overhauled their web page, and it's fantastic!

As a graphics artist it is a VERY well done site now, and I really am glad they moved. Things seem to be ony about halfway done, but the changes are very nice. Among the new things is that they have added a "HATE MAIL" which, as you can imagine, is full of right wing fundies talking about how everyone is going to hell for 'disrespecting god' Here is one of my favorite gems.

If I believe you are going to burn in hell for eternity if you fail to do something and I know what it is your supposed to do but don’t tell you what it is you need to do then I am a monster of the worst kind. Your problem is that you do not want to belive that you might go to hell because you know what the remedy is but you’re not prepared to take it. You’ve got it backwards. It is the Christians that know how to help you but don’t bother to because they just want to get along with everybody that you should be sickened by not those who are prepared to be mocked by you as long as they can help you make sure you get to heaven. It’s my job as a christian to lead people to Christ and I count it a blessing to be mocked in His name. Mock me all you want. I hope we can have a good laugh about it between singing songs of praise to the Lord God Almighy in heaven.
Peace.

Pure gold...

mr friendly guy · Post by **mr friendly guy** » 2006-09-17 07:05am

I had a look at their hate mail section. All I can do is shake my head at them. I expect them to be stupid, and hypocritical, what with them asking how the FSM created us before there was anything (yet having no trouble for God to do it). But the thing I didn't expect was that a few of them didn't even realise its a blatant parody. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, these people are stupid.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2006-09-17 07:13am

That's an awesome site. Though the hatemail passes from funny to irritatingly retarded.

Now I have a new background.

Setesh · Post by **Setesh** » 2006-09-17 09:05am

mr friendly guy wrote:I had a look at their hate mail section. All I can do is shake my head at them. I expect them to be stupid, and hypocritical, what with them asking how the FSM created us before there was anything (yet having no trouble for God to do it). But the thing I didn't expect was that a few of them didn't even realise its a blatant parody. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, these people are stupid.

The people who don't realize it's a parody are more than a little insane, especially the 'reincarnated-mary lady' who as of yesterday has sent him 250 emails.