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He was really lucky that he was able to get a replacement disk as fast as he did too.
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We're supposed to be talking about spooge-launching and related subjects, gentlemen! Where's your manners!
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Manners?

What's that?
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3.83 ft, standing up, after a two day break. prolly would have gone farther, but it hit a wall.

ah, for the vigor of youth.
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It's good to see that this thread has some stamina...
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13 pages ... this thread must be raw by now. :)
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Durandal wrote:13 pages ... this thread must be raw by now. :)
I just read through this thread...you're all insane. :)
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I feel inadequete now because I can't get any good distance. Perhaps it's time to cut back on my thrice-daily pronography sessions.
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RedImperator wrote:I feel inadequete now because I can't get any good distance. Perhaps it's time to cut back on my thrice-daily pronography sessions.
That doesn't stop you from using your imagination. :P
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After many failed attempts at getting a measurement, I finally had a successful trial earlier on today. Using Darth Wong's system of observing where the sperm lands, I came up with a distance of roughly 18" today. Further trials are needed to obtain more data, but my GF does not like the idea of being covered in semen every time we have sex.
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*looks at thread* Again I am reminded why I do not post upon this board.
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Finally read this thing.

About the length of her back on average.
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Mark S wrote:Finally read this thing.

About the length of her back on average.
Thats then two feet I take it.

Oh and aerius, you could always try and get it to land in her mouth, then theoretically, she wouldn't get covered in it.
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Ted wrote:
Mark S wrote:Finally read this thing.

About the length of her back on average.
Thats then two feet I take it.
Unless he's into the freaky midget stuff :shock: :shock: :shock:
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aerius wrote:After many failed attempts at getting a measurement, I finally had a successful trial earlier on today. Using Darth Wong's system of observing where the sperm lands, I came up with a distance of roughly 18" today. Further trials are needed to obtain more data, but my GF does not like the idea of being covered in semen every time we have sex.
Or you could try anal and ask her where's the highest point she can feel it.
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Arrrggg!!! I am NOT getting bodily fluids all over me every time I have sex. Once in a while I'm perfectly fine with but not every day! You guys'll just have to wait a bit before my BF gets any more measurements on me! You guys are sick, I've yet to see so many sexual depravity gathered together in one place! Not that it's a bad thing, it's just rather shocking to say the least. :shock: :shock:
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jmac wrote:Arrrggg!!! I am NOT getting bodily fluids all over me every time I have sex. Once in a while I'm perfectly fine with but not every day! You guys'll just have to wait a bit before my BF gets any more measurements on me! You guys are sick, I've yet to see so many sexual depravity gathered together in one place! Not that it's a bad thing, it's just rather shocking to say the least. :shock: :shock:
Aww, c'mon, how far can you squirt?

You could di it on him as payback...
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Ted wrote:Aww, c'mon, how far can you squirt?

You could di it on him as payback...
I will now invoke my lady's privledges, meaning you're not going to get an answer for that, EVER!! Hmmph.
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jmac wrote: I will now invoke my lady's privledges, meaning you're not going to get an answer for that, EVER!! Hmmph.
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Weak.
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I would tell, but seeing that she's sitting beside me right now I'll get whacked good. I'm not taking one for the team today, maybe later when she's not <owww!!> <Owww!!> <quit it girl!!> maybe not...
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Post by Ted »

XaLEv wrote:
jmac wrote: I will now invoke my lady's privledges, meaning you're not going to get an answer for that, EVER!! Hmmph.
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Weak.
Yeah, c'mon, jmac, tell us!!! :D
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On second thought, I'll answer after a couple other females on this board answer. Is that better? :wink:
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Post by Ted »

Hmm, I MIGHT be able to get some to post distances...hopefully so.
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aerius wrote:I would tell, but seeing that she's sitting beside me right now I'll get whacked good. I'm not taking one for the team today, maybe later when she's not <owww!!> <Owww!!> <quit it girl!!> maybe not...
You're posting here during sex?

Anyway, don't female squirters squirt all over the place?
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