Ban, title, or HoS Marla Singer

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-23 10:40pm

Should SD's latest member of the zero-IQ club be banned, titled, or dumped in the HoS?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-23 10:43pm

How bout "All of the Above"

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-23 10:57pm

I'd say a custom title, perhaps moving a few threads she hijacked into the HoS.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-12-23 11:07pm

Split the thread of Zaia's she hijacked and HoS her bull shit. Custom title her and then flame the hell out of the bitch.

And if it comes to a ban, there is good reason to suspect she's an alter ego of Scropius's so an IP ban would be in order.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-12-23 11:23pm

After seeing her latest post, I'm changing my vote to "Flame into oblivion, ban, then HoS."

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-24 01:20am

Where do I find this 'thing' at?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-24 01:24am

What's Scorpius saying about all of this? She says she's his wife after all, so either we have a sock-puppet, or his wife is going apeshit on the board and insulting everyone. Either way, I say he should be facing some questions.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-24 01:39am

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Where do I find this 'thing' at?

Zaia's 'personal question' thread. The trolling sockpuppet called Zaia a whore.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-24 01:44am

Come on, we know that Marla Singer is just Scorpius' sockpuppet, lets dump them both in the HoS for about a week with a title of village whore for Marla Singer and Village idiot for Scorpius so we could have a little fun with them and then ban them.

Of course, we should ask Zaia what she wants, that would be ultimate justice.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2002-12-24 01:46am

Marla Singer is someone who made a map for the TBS game Civilization III...sounds fishy.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-24 01:54am

Oh, yeah your right about it. Further proof that he is some adolescent male with a sock pocket, has nothing better to do with his life and is mad at all women in the world, maybe because of rejection from one or more of them from the past when he was in a similar situation as Zaia's friend now is and is enraged by the recolections.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-24 01:57am

StarshipTitanic wrote:Marla Singer is someone who made a map for the TBS game Civilization III...sounds fishy.

Marla Singer is also a character in Fight Club, played by Helena Bonham Carter, as seen in Marla's avatar. The two quotes in her sig come from Fight Club, the first being said by Marla, the second by Edward Norton's character.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-24 02:06am

Calm down Denizens. I have found said thread, and the ingrown post. Sterilization commencing.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2002-12-24 02:06am

XaLEv wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:Marla Singer is someone who made a map for the TBS game Civilization III...sounds fishy.
Marla Singer is also a character in Fight Club, played by Helena Bonham Carter, as seen in Marla's avatar. The two quotes in her sig come from Fight Club, the first being said by Marla, the second by Edward Norton's character.

Ah, ok.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-24 02:34am

I think that Zaia's opinion here is the most important.

That said, my two cents:

Stormbringer wrote:Split the thread of Zaia's she hijacked and HoS her bull shit.

*seconds*

Stormbringer wrote:Custom title her and then flame the hell out of the bitch.

And if it comes to a ban, there is good reason to suspect she's an alter ego of Scropius's so an IP ban would be in order.

Pending what Scorpius' response is.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-12-24 02:40am

XaLEv wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:Marla Singer is someone who made a map for the TBS game Civilization III...sounds fishy.
Marla Singer is also a character in Fight Club, played by Helena Bonham Carter, as seen in Marla's avatar. The two quotes in her sig come from Fight Club, the first being said by Marla, the second by Edward Norton's character.

bleh, then it is probably from there and my whole theory goes down the drain

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-24 02:45am

I don't think anything should be done until we hear from Scorpius.

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-24 03:32am

A Custom Title would suffice for now, she (he? It?) may be entertaining ot have around.

The title I suggest is: "SDnet Ho'"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-12-24 04:23am

Coyote wrote:A Custom Title would suffice for now, she (he? It?) may be entertaining ot have around.

The title I suggest is: "SDnet Ho'"

For a while. Then it/she will grow tiresome...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-24 06:11am

I think the only title for this bitch is 'box of assorted creams', if she sleeps with every loser that buys her a present.
How DARE the cow make those kinds of assumptions about Zaia. I'm very very pissed off.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-24 08:35am

innerbrat wrote:I think the only title for this bitch is 'box of assorted creams', if she sleeps with every loser that buys her a present.
How DARE the cow make those kinds of assumptions about Zaia. I'm very very pissed off.

Hey that's a strawman! IIRC she said diamond earrings deserves a handjob at least ....

Wonder what a diamond ring would do to the gold-digger.

Scorpius · Post by **Scorpius** » 2002-12-24 08:52am

Answering questions:

1. Yes Marla Singer is my wife.

2. Yes we share the same IP address. We are behind a router firewall and I don't feel like giving the cable company an extra $10/month. I post from 3 different computers from 2 different IPs.

3. Do I agree with what my wife said? Not entirely: I believe that someone who is the object of such affection should do everything in their power to discourage said affection: even cutting them off entirely, but I do believe that some of these girls do know and like this attention (I did not imply this of you, Zaia. I only know what was posted in your thread and take your opinion at face value.)

4. Why did I respond to Zaia's post? As I said I was in the position of the guy. I got strung along for seven years and was messed up by it. I believe that the best thing possible would've been for the object of my affection to tell me to fuck off so that I could move on and find someone else.

After I finally gave up she strung along two of my best friends in much the same manner. I saw myself in this post and thought maybe I could help Zaia help this dumb bastard out.

5. Why did your wife post? My wife, on the other hand, saw it differently and said so. It's hard to know a person from one post. Depending on your point of view, the evidence can be shaped to either opinion. I had one, my wife had another. My wife had read the board here because of my interest and believed me when I said that this was a board that wasn't afraid to be politically incorrect and that any topic can be discussed/commented on. I don't know if that is true anymore.

6. Where was I when all this was going on? Christmas shopping.

7. Are you pissed at/did you give shit to Marla? Nobody's business but mine.

Darth Wong wrote:What's Scorpius saying about all of this? She says she's his wife after all, so either we have a sock-puppet, or his wife is going apeshit on the board and insulting everyone. Either way, I say he should be facing some questions.

Ask your questions. If I haven't answered them already. Considering that this is a thread is about something else (disciplining my wife) I would ask that either a new thread be created, PMing back and forth between me and mods, etc. At this point, whatever. Another thing: from what I've read the flames were flying in all directions after Marla's first post. So she said something controversial/nasty(?) about Zaia's motivations, she got flamed good and then she flamed back. I don't know if that's "apeshit" but at this point I won't debate semantics.

ArmorPierce wrote:Come on, we know that Marla Singer is just Scorpius' sockpuppet, lets dump them both in the HoS for about a week with a title of village whore for Marla Singer and Village idiot for Scorpius so we could have a little fun with them and then ban them.

If you're so sure that I'm Marla, cut to the chase and ban me now. There's no absolute way I can prove that we're two seperate individuals so I'm not going to bother trying to respond to the "prove you are/are not" someone. If you judge me guilty by association, then cut to the chase.

Some points:

- I can't apologize for someone else's individual postings
- You can't IP ban Marla without banning me so if the judgement of this board is to ban her then I go too. If guilt by association is going to be practiced here, I will not be coming cap in hand to beg forgiveness for something I didn't do.
- Same thing goes for Village Idiot label.
- If you're going to judge ME, judge me but what I have said on this board.
- No man who truly is a man will disavow his wife, so I won't be slinging mud in her direction, and will not answer posts doing so that are directed at me.
- At this point this will be my last post except to answer your questions until you reach your decision. I've also got agreement from Marla that she'll stay off the boards. I'll accept the decision of Wong and Mods.

Merry Fucking Christmas.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-24 09:01am

My wife had read the board here because of my interest and believed me when I said that this was a board that wasn't afraid to be politically incorrect and that any topic can be discussed/commented on. I don't know if that is true anymore.

You know there's a great deal of difference between discussing openly with other people while not caring to be politically correct, and trolling.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-24 09:05am

Scorpius wrote:My wife had read the board here because of my interest and believed me when I said that this was a board that wasn't afraid to be politically incorrect and that any topic can be discussed/commented on. I don't know if that is true anymore.

It is still true. However, we will retaliate when such a beloved board member is called a cock tease, accused of stringing the gift giver along, and that the gift giver deserves "at least a hand job".

Personally, I don't really care if both of you are IP banned, as neither of you have made any real impact on the board. Besides, I doubt whether you or your wife are very welcomed here, anyway.

Merry Fucking Christmas back to you, dear.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-24 09:10am

Give him the benefit of the doubt.

HOS. No Ban, for now.

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