Ejaculation distance

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-23 11:10pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You're posting here during sex?

No, my GF decided to take a few whacks at me when she noticed what I was typing. I very much doubt I'd be able to post during sex unless my computer had voice recognition on it.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-23 11:16pm

aerius wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:You're posting here during sex?
No, my GF decided to take a few whacks at me when she noticed what I was typing. I very much doubt I'd be able to post during sex unless my computer had voice recognition on it.

That'd be hilarius "Oh god," "yeah, up there" Oh I'm coming" over and over again.

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-23 11:46pm

Be careful with that-- you say,

"Oh, God, Oh, God...', so you get his attention....

and then you say, "Oh, baby, oh, baby.."

-- and so he thinks, That must be what you want....

And jmac, we're not so much perverted... just... carnally amused. Easily.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-24 01:25am

Hey jmac, do you think I could come over and erm...conduct scientific measurements?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-24 03:06am

I'm just remembering the old joke about the baby monitor switch.

Nothing From the kid any night ever and the kids first words are.

"I'm Comming"

Post by **Coyote** » 2002-12-24 03:22am

14 pages on Spooge Ballistics!

God, we're the most wonderful bunch of bastards on the planet!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-24 10:21am

We aint bastards, we're intellectuals.

J · Post by J » 2002-12-24 11:34am

Vertigo1 wrote:Hey jmac, do you think I could come over and erm...conduct scientific measurements?

Of course you can, as long as I'm not involved in your experiments in any way shape or form. Please bring your own nudie mag & tape measure, you can use the downstairs bathroom and for god's sake please clean up after yourself when you're done with the measuring will ya? There's also a computer in basement so you can log on to report your results here. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to ask my brother as I'll be over at my BF's place.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-24 05:59pm

Coyote wrote:14 pages on Spooge Ballistics!

God, we're the most wonderful bunch of bastards on the planet!

We have to be fucking geniuses. Nobody lower than our intellectual level could spend almost 15 pages dicussing the science of ejaculation (With a brief trip off-topic to discuss Shep's brother).

Science of Ejaculation... Doesn't that sound like something that's going to be made into a college course?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-12-24 07:41pm

It would have the benefit of being unusual, and therefore more interesting to the doctorate committee than the usual papers.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-12-24 08:19pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:He was really lucky that he was able to get a replacement disk as fast as he did too.

I never got a replacement disk......NEVER EVER Do any business
with MATRIX GAMES, ever....AGAIN.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-24 08:41pm

jmac wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:Hey jmac, do you think I could come over and erm...conduct scientific measurements?
Of course you can, as long as I'm not involved in your experiments in any way shape or form. Please bring your own nudie mag & tape measure, you can use the downstairs bathroom and for god's sake please clean up after yourself when you're done with the measuring will ya? There's also a computer in basement so you can log on to report your results here. If you need assistance, please don't hesitate to ask my brother as I'll be over at my BF's place.

Damn, I guess I'll wait till you're home then.

J · Post by J » 2002-12-24 10:34pm

I do believe you missed the part that reads "as long as I'm not involved in your experiments in any way shape or form". In the event that I'm home I will be upstairs somewhere while you're locked in the downstairs bathroom carrying out your depraved scientific endeavour. Neither I nor my sister or mom will be anywhere near you but my brother will be around to assist you as needed.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-25 03:32am

Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers

Ok on this exact subject:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/158.html

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-25 03:42am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers

Ok on this exact subject:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/158.html

That is so fucking wrong...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-25 03:56am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers

Ok on this exact subject:

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/158.html

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-25 04:07am

MKSheppard wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:He was really lucky that he was able to get a replacement disk as fast as he did too.
I never got a replacement disk......NEVER EVER Do any business
with MATRIX GAMES, ever....AGAIN.

THen how come your brother is still alive?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-25 12:30pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers

Thanks! I've been trying to find that comic again for a while. The first one I read was where the guy made a dildo from a mold of his own dick for his sister to use.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-25 06:06pm

aerius wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well this can't be done with out the nessarry link to Sexy Loosers
Thanks! I've been trying to find that comic again for a while. The first one I read was where the guy made a dildo from a mold of his own dick for his sister to use.

Urp.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-25 08:32pm

jmac wrote:I do believe you missed the part that reads "as long as I'm not involved in your experiments in any way shape or form". In the event that I'm home I will be upstairs somewhere while you're locked in the downstairs bathroom carrying out your depraved scientific endeavour. Neither I nor my sister or mom will be anywhere near you but my brother will be around to assist you as needed.

Yeah, I skipped it on purpose.

Gotta love selective reading and memory.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-12-25 10:51pm

you people are sick.......

my virgin eyes....my virgin eyes

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-25 10:53pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:you people are sick.......

my virgin eyes....my virgin eyes

Bah humbug. You can't possibly have posted here 275 times and have virgin eyes.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-25 11:04pm

What's sick about ejaculation distance? Any male will ejaculate sooner or later, whether from masturbation or sex. In the former case, a certain amount of distance estimation is inevitable.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-12-25 11:55pm

Darth Wong wrote:What's sick about ejaculation distance? Any male will ejaculate sooner or later, whether from masturbation or sex. In the former case, a certain amount of distance estimation is inevitable.

Or, in less scientific terms, when Timmy learns Little Timmy can spit, he'll probably figure out how far it went.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-26 12:05am

SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:What's sick about ejaculation distance? Any male will ejaculate sooner or later, whether from masturbation or sex. In the former case, a certain amount of distance estimation is inevitable.
Or, in less scientific terms, when Timmy learns Little Timmy can spit, he'll probably figure out how far it went.

LMFAO!!!
Please lighten up, Spiggy...
BTW
Merry Fucking Christmas!