The Best iPod Accessory Ever

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2006-08-16 04:36pm

A picture says 1000 words.

I don't think I have to explain this. This is the best thing that's ever happened to iPods and women. It's mindblowing, literally, in more ways than one.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2006-08-16 04:41pm

So I assume you are getting one?

Ypoknons · Post by **Ypoknons** » 2006-08-16 09:10pm

It's not the first one, but it's the first that's both long and matches well with the ipod.

Equinox2003 · Post by **Equinox2003** » 2006-08-16 10:42pm

Quite clever actually, they should sell quite a bit of those.

sketerpot · Post by **sketerpot** » 2006-08-16 10:47pm

As soon as I saw the title, I said to my self: "Is it a vibrator? It's got to be a vibrator." And then I clicked on the link, and it was a vibrator!

GuppyShark · Post by **GuppyShark** » 2006-08-16 11:37pm

Wired for sound...

namdoolb · Post by **namdoolb** » 2006-08-17 02:30am

The lead seems a bit short, and I have to wonder what such an accesory will do to battery life.

But those two reservations aside, I applaud this creation.

And Aerius, if you get one, we will have to know, just out of morbid curiosity, which songs are the best.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-08-17 02:43am

I get the feeling that's not a woman in that pic.

[21:42:14] elheru07: http://gear.ign.com/articles/723/723296p1.html oh my god is that a MAN holding the... thing
[21:43:52] darksithyoshi: ...I want one.
[21:44:01] darksithyoshi: ...You know, if I had an iPod.
[21:45:10] yunnbtsihcrana: man volleyball outfits are hot
[21:46:15] Scopemaster2001: it uses a standard 3.5mm plug
[21:46:49] yunnbtsihcrana: a couple of my friends dropped by
[21:46:57] darksithyoshi: Time to go.
[21:47:00] *** darksithyoshi has left the chat.
[21:47:11] yunnbtsihcrana: one of them was wearing one(my friends girlfriend)
[21:48:19] Einhander Sn0m4n: yes it is a man
[21:48:29] elheru07: thought so
[21:48:36] elheru07: that's just a wee bit... errrrrrrrrr
[21:48:40] kinggandalf1701: I'd but that Ipod thing.
[21:48:43] elheru07: cause it's kind of pretty much for chicks... heh

Consensus in Chat agrees too.

Azrael · Post by **Azrael** » 2006-08-17 03:00am

Sounds like another candidate for Rebecca's sex toy reviews...

Hey, Einy, can I borrow your ipo...err...nevermind.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2006-08-17 09:33am

namdoolb wrote:The lead seems a bit short, and I have to wonder what such an accesory will do to battery life.

I think it has its own batteries so it shouldn't have much effect on battery life. Could be wrong though...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I get the feeling that's not a woman in that pic.

Consensus in Chat agrees too.

The hand looks a bit manly but let's face it, no man has legs that smooth, not even me. It's a woman.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-08-17 11:33am

*takes a second look*
Those ARE man hands, no doubt about it. But the legs! I'm so confused!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2006-08-17 12:59pm

Hurr, "penetrating."

That is definately a man's hand, but a woman's leg. But then the picture wouldn't make any sense, would it?

Props for maintaining the whole "i" aesthetic.

Elaro · Post by **Elaro** » 2006-08-17 03:27pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: That is definately a man's hand, but a woman's leg. But then the picture wouldn't make any sense, would it?

It would, if it was photoshop'ed.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2006-08-17 05:38pm

No, I've seen man legs that smooth with my own eyes. My long-time butt buddy Conrad, for instance...

I love Indians

muse · Post by **muse** » 2006-08-17 06:42pm

Ace Pace wrote: So I assume you are getting one?

He offered to buy one for me if I agreed to let him watch me use it. He didn't get the answer he was hoping for.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2006-08-22 08:12pm

He should have started with "if you'd let him listen to you using it" and then tried to move up from there.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2006-09-24 10:53am

Update. I bought one for my fiancée's birthday and she's had a week to play with it. She likes it and thinks it's cute, but prefers to use it in stand alone mode instead of plugged into an iPod.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2006-09-24 11:37am

iPods have crappy battery life as is, I can't imagine not being better off with a normal vibrator.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2006-09-24 12:10pm

Joe wrote:iPods have crappy battery life as is, I can't imagine not being better off with a normal vibrator.

The new iPods have a twenty hour battery life, the new Nano's have a 24 hour battery life. That's not crap.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2006-09-24 12:24pm

The best iPod accessory ever would be a phaser. Don't get my hopes up with anything less again.

Ypoknons · Post by **Ypoknons** » 2006-09-24 01:16pm

Since the 5G, the ipod has been quite competitive in areas it previously wasn't. Battery life on the 5G, at 10-15 hours (depends on 30/60 gig models) and more for the 5.5G, is really pretty much the same as the Creative Zen:m at 10 hours.

ThatGuyFromThatPlace · Post by **ThatGuyFromThatPlace** » 2006-09-24 05:51pm

those are Man-Legs to go with the Man-Hand.
If you've never seen Man-Legs that smooth, you've never seen a swimmer, those guys are more obsessed about how smooth their legs are than any super-model.

The give-away is the knees...
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