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Captain Lennox wrote:Newbie dare not respond too my greetings?*Bangbangbangbang* :D
*dances to the beat*

No, it's just you've got nothing interesting to say, that's all.



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Newbie in grid six seven three zero niner. Target locked, set fuse to airburst. Firing Mk.50 ATOMIC POKE SHELL

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Hello, Yep you guessed it poking time... Looks around sees the many varied Poking implements, you know I always think I come to these things sort of under equiped, then I shrug and think nah. Sick im....

The Aspect warrior's known as the 'Pokers' form up and swarm forward. For some reason they where never a popular aspect to follow and now the scattered groups from the many Craftworld stand gathered together in one place, in one cause... Poking Newbies for a lazy Farseer.
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Hey there.

Welcome, enjoy your stay, blah blah blah...

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In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: How are you gentlemen !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: All your Poke are belong to us
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: You are on the way to destruction
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: You have no chance to survive make your time
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice
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Re: Hi I'm a newbie...you must be sick of this.

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Morning Star wrote:I know you probably have to read these kind of threads all the time but I just couldn't think of a different way to introduce myself. So hi, I'm Morning Star...yet another newbie. And I'd consider myself a fiver. Please don't poke me.
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Awww.... come on... I'm a horny 18-year-old who thinks with his dick too much.... cut me some slack willya?
What's your point? I'm a horny 16 yr. old and you don't see me hounding people.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Awww.... come on... I'm a horny 18-year-old who thinks with his dick too much.... cut me some slack willya?
What's your point? I'm a horny 16 yr. old and you don't see me hounding people.
Considering I've been in an army camp for the past two weeks... and the fact that you are obviously not as horny as I am...

Ah what the hell, if I offeneded anyone I'm sorry. But I was only foolin' around. Honest!
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Morning Star wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Newbie dare not respond too my greetings?*Bangbangbangbang* :D
*dances to the beat*

No, it's just you've got nothing interesting to say, that's all.



Only joking. :) Sorry, I'm just a

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CONTROLLING CANADA!?!?!?!?!!?!?

You DO realise that the owner and his most powerful minion (GAT) live in Canada? And that our JTF2 and Rabid Mutant Beavers (tm) will slaughter you?
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Ok, first things first...ArmorPierce...

HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY STAB!!

Now that that is out of the way...

HADOKEN! *Watches the newbie dissappear in flames.* Damnit, that's the third newbie I've killed this week.
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Ted wrote:CONTROLLING CANADA!?!?!?!?!!?!?

You DO realise that the owner and his most powerful minion (GAT) live in Canada? And that our JTF2 and Rabid Mutant Beavers (tm) will slaughter you?
Yes, I have my Communists agents inserted in Toronto who are planning too use an Attack Helicopter too overthrow the goverment. I have also began equipping my pladipus forces with BB Guns.
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Captain Lennox wrote:
Ted wrote:CONTROLLING CANADA!?!?!?!?!!?!?

You DO realise that the owner and his most powerful minion (GAT) live in Canada? And that our JTF2 and Rabid Mutant Beavers (tm) will slaughter you?
Yes, I have my Communists agents inserted in Toronto who are planning too use an Attack Helicopter too overthrow the goverment. I have also began equipping my pladipus forces with BB Guns.
Our Rabid Mutant Beavers (tm) have Frickin Lasers (tm) attached to their heads.
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Ted wrote:CONTROLLING CANADA!?!?!?!?!!?!?

You DO realise that the owner and his most powerful minion (GAT) live in Canada? And that our JTF2 and Rabid Mutant Beavers (tm) will slaughter you?
Your mutants are no match for my cyborg variants.
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Ted wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:
Ted wrote:CONTROLLING CANADA!?!?!?!?!!?!?

You DO realise that the owner and his most powerful minion (GAT) live in Canada? And that our JTF2 and Rabid Mutant Beavers (tm) will slaughter you?
Yes, I have my Communists agents inserted in Toronto who are planning too use an Attack Helicopter too overthrow the goverment. I have also began equipping my pladipus forces with BB Guns.
Our Rabid Mutant Beavers (tm) have Frickin Lasers (tm) attached to their heads.
Yes, except um our pladipuses have a Suicidal Napal Corps!
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Image
In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: How are you gentlemen !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: All your Poke are belong to us
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: You are on the way to destruction
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: You have no chance to survive make your time
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice
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Welcome, n00b! And to show you my kindness, I will not poke you.

(The Coyote walks up to Morning Star, sniffs around... then hikes leg and Pees, marking the n00b as "territory").

So, you are now a part of the tribe. :P
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:Ming observes the new addition:

Now that the initiation is over, step this way. We have a blaster and a nice white suit of armor for you... :twisted:
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Why thankyou for the strage and somewhat unusual greetings. I've been poked, peed on stabbed...etc etc

*ticks off greetings from list*
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Ok, first things first...ArmorPierce...

HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY STAB!!
Hey, you snooze you looze :P
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OOoo a noobie...how quaint :) Welcome, and I greet you with my very first poke...with a rubber nuclear weapon...non-lethal of course :wink:
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Hi, star! Welcome to SD.net.

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Well, well, well. What do we have here? Ah, a *poke*!!!

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Morning Star wrote:I know you probably have to read these kind of threads all the time
Yup.
but I just couldn't think of a different way to introduce myself.
Umm....don't?
So hi, I'm Morning Star
Hello!
...yet another newbie.
First mistake right there.
And I'd consider myself a fiver.
Second mistake there.
Please don't poke me.
Third mistake there. You invited yourself into the poking arena.....but, I bite. :twisted: So....*bite* :twisted:
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