Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Episodes!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-09-23 01:05am

Here is the first episode.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w71V2E3VC5s

They are Yu-Gi-Oh, redubbed to be funny and condensed to about 4 minutes. Watch all of them, for they are true hilarity! That and I'll hunt you all for sport if you don't.

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2006-09-23 11:35am

Those are fucking hilarious. "A Super-rare card? That's vague enough to be the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!"

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-09-23 12:43pm

Oh my god. This was the worst day ever, and now I'm laughing. This is so wonderful!

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2006-09-23 01:18pm

It's somewhat sad that these guys did a better Beavis&Butthead impersonation with the low-level combatants in the abridged episode 2, than actual paid voiceactors in that B&B/Teen Titans crossover parody in Robot Chicken. Kudos! 8)

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-09-23 02:37pm

"I've kidnapped your grandfather and severely injured him. Now come over and cal an ambulance, as I am too rich to expected to do it."

"Who is this?"

HA!

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-09-23 03:53pm

"Where's Seto Kaiba?"
"He was barred from the tournament because his name wasn't stupid enough!"

"Wow, your hair is crazy enough for two people!"

Post by **RogueIce** » 2006-09-23 07:12pm

"I will not take no for an answer!"
"No."
"Curses, foiled again!"

Then the bit when they get to his injured grandfather and people make comments about not calling the police but playing card games instead. Been to long to quote directly from it.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-09-23 07:18pm

Funniest dialogue.

Mokuba: "A moron who's got all your star chips!"
Yami: "Damn that kid is fast!"
Mokuba: "Stealing makes everything better!"
Yami: "Wait, Mokuba! You must not do this thing! What would your brother say, if he could see you now."
Ghostly Image of Kaiba: "Well done, Mokuba! Now steal something from Joey, too."
Yami: "What would he say if he wasn't a complete douchebag."

Plus, "Did I just kill a gay clown?"

Guardsman Bass · Post by **Guardsman Bass** » 2006-09-23 08:46pm

I just watched Episode 10, and the Evangelion cutscene bit was crazy.

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2006-09-23 10:12pm

"Bullying people is Wrong, Destroying peoples mind's with Magic powers is A-ok!"

Rawtooth · Post by **Rawtooth** » 2006-09-23 10:35pm

"This is my favorite card!" *holds up Sephiroth card*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2006-09-23 11:01pm

These are raw gold. Reminds me of the actual Finnish dubs to Digimon though in terms of hilarity.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2006-09-23 11:26pm

"This is like something out of a bad fanfic!"

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2006-09-24 01:15pm

Rawtooth wrote:"This is my favorite card!" *holds up Sephiroth card*

*Sound of a thousand screaming fan-girls*

It's all classic, good stuff

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2006-09-25 05:47pm

"It's hahd for me to consaintrate awn cahds when Ah'm trying tah maintain mah Brooklain accent."

"We're very much alike, you and I."
"Look, just because I inhabit the body of a sixteen year old boy doesn't mean I'm..."
"I mean our decks."
"Oh yeah, I knew that."

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2006-09-25 07:39pm

This almost excuses the existence of YuGiOh in the first place.

Almost.

MadSorcerer · Post by **MadSorcerer** » 2006-09-25 08:00pm

I hope he gets up to GX.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-09-25 08:43pm

MadSorcerer wrote:I hope he gets up to GX.

The little "DMX" aside is all that show deserves. Yu-Gi-Oh may have been pretty bad, but its got nothing on its spin-off.

That said, this was a truly awesome find. I hope the guy keeps making them.

The Prime Necromancer · Post by **The Prime Necromancer** » 2006-09-26 02:48am

Oh, man. The only thing I knew about this show before watching this was that it was about a card battle game, and it was still utterly hilarious!

"Man, I love the 'card game' channel!"
"It's almost as good as the 'watching paint dry' channel!"

"I promise ya that I'll win this tournament and get the prize money. Then you'll be able to afford speakin' lessons, and you'll learn to talk good. Like what I do."

"Okay, time out. Does anybody here actually believe for one second that this guy's a ghost?"
"I do!"
"Anyone besides Tristan?"
"...I do!"

"Uh oh, have I been crossdressing in my sleep again?"
"It seems that Bakura has somehow placed our souls within each of our favorite cards. Either that, or he's turned you all into cosplayers."
"That bastard!"

Who's that crazy kook destroyin' the world?
It's Zorc! (That's Me!)
It's Zorc and Pals!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2006-09-30 06:11pm

Number 11 is up.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-09-30 06:24pm

"Who could have thought that a child could win a children's card game?!"

"Screw the rules, I have green hair!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2006-10-02 11:34am

"Screw the rules, I have money!"

Davis 51 · Post by **Davis 51** » 2006-10-02 11:47am

"I don't like being touched by people who don't have money!"

LaserRifleofDoom · Post by **LaserRifleofDoom** » 2006-10-03 04:40pm

"Doesn't anybody in this tournament know the rules?"

KrauserKrauser · Post by **KrauserKrauser** » 2006-10-03 06:58pm

"It's raping time!"