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This Christmas, remember to say Happy Birthday to our Savior

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISSAC NEWTON!



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Happy Birthday to the Emperor of Japan!

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I believe it's his birthday today. He was looking rather healthy when I met him(well...he was waving to a crowd, and I was in the crowd...) so I'm sure the age isn't weighing on him at all.
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So that's is the true meaning of Christmas...

And he's going to be 360 this year?
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Wish every Christian you know a "Happy Wednesday"
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Remeber, children, Bob The Not Very Mighty celebrates his third birthday on Thursday. Give a small tortoise you know a leaf of lettuce in rememberence of the tiniest of Gods.
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LoL

and I thought that you were going to post some article and rant about how it was wrong. :lol:
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ArmorPierce wrote:and I thought that you were going to post some article and rant about how it was wrong. :lol:
I never rant. I only point out the obvious.



Happy Birthday Newton.
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Yay, too prove Newton's Laws of Motion:*Makes Rednecks shoots guns straight in the air and wait and for them too die* Bless Sir Issac Newton! :D
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First of all, that requires zero wind and a redneck sober enough to point straight up.
I believe it's his birthday today. He was looking rather healthy when I met him(well...he was waving to a crowd, and I was in the crowd...) so I'm sure the age isn't weighing on him at all.
Everyone had better figure out why this is a funny statement
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I was referring to the Emperor of Japan.
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Along those same lines...

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Just proves that I don't read individual post subjects, well in either case I hope someone here knows why what you said is funny in relation to Isaac.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:and I thought that you were going to post some article and rant about how it was wrong. :lol:
I never rant. I only point out the obvious.
you can point out the obvious when you rant, just ranting when you point it out.


Wicked Pilot wrote:[Happy Birthday Newton.
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SeebianWurm wrote:Wish every Christian you know a "Happy Wednesday"
Or better yet... "HAPPY HUMP DAY!"
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