Annoying Christmas songs

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-24 07:55pm

What Christmas songs personally annoy you? One of mine is Christmas in the Carribean. It's okay the first time you hear it, but I swear, if I hear Jimmy Buffet croon "We got everything but snow" in that nasally voice if his one more time...

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2002-12-24 08:00pm

They're all annoying.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-24 08:02pm

Hell, one of the radio stations in town plays Christmas music from the day after Thanksgiving until Tomorrow all the time. I don't recall hearing the Jimmy Buffet song ever. However, I want a hipopotumas for christmas, feliz navidad, and I'm getting nuttin for christmas can go to hell.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-24 08:08pm

Most Christmas music is annoying to start with. It is made even more annoying when the same songs are played over and over again. The annoying factor increases further because many of the songs sound the same.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-12-24 08:13pm

Dominic the Donkey and Christmas shoes...UGH the pain is still too fresh.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-24 08:16pm

I have been cursed You all are a group of sumabitches!!!
I just flipped on my goddamn radio, and forgot they were going to start the xmas shit at 600p. What's on? FELIZ FUCKING NAVIDAD! You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-12-24 08:40pm

There are some good christmas song, my radio's been playing them everyonce and a while(its a rock station). Off the top of my head I can remember "I'm getting Sex Toys, for Christmas" and a song about driving sober for Chirstmas. Also, it you catch them on the radio, the transiberian Orcestra Chirstmas songs aren't bad, BUT DON'T GO TO THEM LIVE! *shutter*

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-24 08:44pm

Hey, the Chipmunks "Christmas Don't Be Late" song is hilarious.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2002-12-24 09:14pm

I don't really care for Christmas songs....but I find Weird Al's Christmas At Ground Zero to be quite funny!

The Xmas song I really hate is probably Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas. I dunno why, but I always found the song to be condenscending....you know? Like "Hey peasant. Have yourself a merry little Christmas in your shack. I'm going to enjoy a nice XXXMas orgy with three 18 year old blonde chicks . MWAHAHAHA!"

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-24 09:21pm

Dominic the Donkey and Christmas shoes...UGH the pain is still too fresh.

Cha-ching cha-ching! Heehaw heehaw! Dom-i-nic the Don-key! Cha-ching cha-ching! Heehaw heehaw! The Ital-ian Christ-mas Don-key!

Though, Christmas Shoes...people will pay in blood.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-24 10:47pm

I absolutely HATE the song "Do They Know It's Christmas?" You know, that one from the 80's where a zillion stars got together to make money for a good cause. Yes, yay about raising money or whatever, but the song itself is SO ignorant. Asking if the starving inhabitants of Africa know it's Christmas. Do they give a fuck? Do they celebrate Christmas? Don't they probably have to worry more about surviving the week as opposed to which carols they're going to sing to their neighbours?!

Gah! So egocentric!!!!! I detest that song. No wonder everyone hates us Americans, when we produce such shite as that.

*takes deep breath* Ok, I feel better now. Ah....

J · Post by J » 2002-12-24 10:58pm

Ah yes, those "Save the Children" things from the '80's, my parents have a copy of that record somewhere in the house *shudder*. There's this other one that goes something like "We are the world, we are the children, let's something something bleh" oh my god that song just makes me want to break something! Why can't they play a nice Christmas song like 2000 Miles by the Pretenders, or the Barenaked Ladies & Sarah McLachlan version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-12-24 11:09pm

Since I have a strict "No Christmas Music" policy on my home and car stereo, I don't listen to them enough to have one I really hate. Though it takes all of three notes of that goddamned Chipmunks song to send me into a rage.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-24 11:13pm

jmac wrote:Ah yes, those "Save the Children" things from the '80's, my parents have a copy of that record somewhere in the house *shudder*. There's this other one that goes something like "We are the world, we are the children, let's something something bleh" oh my god that song just makes me want to break something! Why can't they play a nice Christmas song like 2000 Miles by the Pretenders, or the Barenaked Ladies & Sarah McLachlan version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen?

Exactly, chicadee! I mean, I'm all about saving children and stuff, but come on! Pick better songs to sing! Argh.

Have you heard Tori's version of 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas?' I'm guessing you probably have, since your boy is a fan like me. Ahh, love that. Good stuff. One of my favourite Kristinmas songs.

J · Post by J » 2002-12-24 11:41pm

Zaia wrote:Have you heard Tori's version of 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas?' I'm guessing you probably have, since your boy is a fan like me. Ahh, love that. Good stuff. One of my favourite Kristinmas songs.

Not yet I don't think, but it looks like I'll be digging thru his music collection soon! I went with him to the Tori Amos concert last month and it was so cool! I hadn't really known much about Tori before then but I think I'm in love now...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-24 11:49pm

"Sim-ply hav-ing a won-der-ful Christ-mas tiiiime..."

Every time I hear that refain, I want to rip the radio off the dashboard and throw it out the window.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-25 12:32am

I agree Iggy, that song is utter crap. As well as the 80s 'Do they know it's Xmas'. I had wondered the same thing. How ignorant can they possibly be. If I'm not mistaken though, it's not by a bunch of American artists. Some might have been present, but I think it was mostly Euros.

One last thing. What the fuck is a Kristinmas?!?