Samus Aran vs. the Enterprise-E

[Admiral Griffith]

A bounty has been placed on the Enterprise and her crew, and Samus isn't about to pass up the opportunity. She sneaks onboard using a shuttle.

The E-E has her full crew complement, and *cough* armory, at it's disposal.

Samus has her Plasma Cannon, Rockets, Spin Attack, and Plasma Bombs, along with extremely good jumping ability, and NBC protection, because of her power suit. Not to mention she can roll underneath a guy, come up behind him and shoot him in the back.

My money's on Samus.

[Kosh_The_Vorlon]

Go Samus!

[Mr Bean]

Samus quite camly strolls into the Engineering section taps the warp core and espaces the resulting expolsion in that same shuttle after destroying the other shuttles

Cue Win Music

[Anarchist Bunny]

Depends if how easily her attacks can bring down those damn corridor shields. Or if she can get the distance she can use that super running attack to bust right through them. But one on one combat.... fuck ten on one combat I don't think samus will even have to dodge phaser fire, taking out groups of red shirts with missiles and damaging systems left and right with normal fire. This type of combat is what she specializes in. Now her ship vs. the E-E, I don't know, we've yet to see her ship in space combat so its hard to tell.

[SPOOFE]

Depends if how easily her attacks can bring down those damn corridor shields.

I would consider those corridor shields to be roughly analogous to the green doors in Super Metroid... one mega missile oughta bring 'em down. If not, well, just point the plasma gun at the wall and keep shooting 'til you reach something critical.

There's nothing the Feds can do to bring Samus down. She has far too many energy reserves in her suit and too many weapons at her disposal. Plus, I'd like to see her use her Screw Attack (no jokes, please) to tear some Fed pansies to shreds.

[Admiral Griffith]

Just think. two Redshirts come down the hall and see Samus. she crouches dow and starts spinning around in an electrified whirlwind. One of the redshirts, stares for a moment, and then slowly moves his hand toward it. a sound like a lawnmower eating somthing squishy goes echoing through the corridor, and bone fragments go flying around like shrapnel, killing the other redshirt. Then another redshirt comes running down, and shoots at Samus. It bounces off and hits him, disintegrating him. Then a few other redshirts come along. She rolls into the midst of them and drops a bomb. Boom.

[Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman]

Samus has her Plasma Cannon, Rockets, Spin Attack, and Plasma Bombs, along with extremely good jumping ability, and NBC protection, because of her power suit. Not to mention she can roll underneath a guy, come up behind him and shoot him in the back.

My money's on Samus.

If the bounty says "DEAD OR ALIVE", Samus will have much easier day. However, if it says "CAPTURED ALIVE", Samus will have to be VERY careful not to kill the E-E crews on the slightest touch.

PS: Frankly, I've never heard about Samus before, and have no idea who she is. But the fact that she's armed with such nasty weapons... well... Heck, even Lara Croft will wreak havoc among the redshirts....

[RayCav of ASVS]

I think Samus should have no problem whatsoever. Pretty much been discussed now.

[thread hijack]

Now how about this...Samus goes around spinning and killing and all, then all of a sudden she sheds her armor, revealling a person who quite frankly is damn hot! She then finds an equally hot female ensign or lieutenant and they begin a hot lesbian relationship in front of everybody in the corridors

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Sorry just bored

[Anarchist Bunny]

What about Samus vs Data armed with the grenade launcher thing from insurection.

Yeah datas fast, but ... ehh I'm not gonna post this

[SirNitram]

What about Samus vs Data armed with the grenade launcher thing from insurection.

Yeah datas fast, but ... ehh I'm not gonna post this

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