I'm gone for the next 3 days. Talk to you all again soon.
Byeeee.
Merry Fucking Christmas
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weemadando
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Merry Fucking Christmas
I'm gone for the next 3 days. Talk to you all again soon.
Byeeee.
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ArmorPierce
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C-ya in three days and while your out, have a very, very, Merry, merry, X-MAS
Ho ho ho.
I'm going to have to steal that bottom pic
Ho ho ho.
I'm going to have to steal that bottom pic
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Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Evil Sadistic Bastard
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[j/k]Yeah, weemadando, just piss off and die.[/j/k]
But seriously, Mmerry Christmas, boss dude.
But seriously, Mmerry Christmas, boss dude.
Believe in the sign of Hentai.
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Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
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Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
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Or whatever you happen to celebrate because X-mas isn't politically correct anymore.
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
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ArmorPierce
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What do you think?
Yeah I stole the pic and added words--so, sue me.
Yeah I stole the pic and added words--so, sue me.
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Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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I got that top pic in my email couple a wks ago. . .
This day is Fantastic!
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"I really hate it when the guy you were pegging as Mr. Worst Case starts saying, "Oh, I was wrong, it's going to be much worse." " - Adrian Laguna
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At some schools, they don't talk about Christmas. Instead, they discuss Hannukah, Ramadan, and Festivus, since nothing is mentioned about the "seperation of synagouge and state".
Anyway, a very, merry, Chrsitmas to all, whether it's about Santa, Christmas trees, Jesus, Winter Solstice, or just trying to make a cheap buck.
Anyway, a very, merry, Chrsitmas to all, whether it's about Santa, Christmas trees, Jesus, Winter Solstice, or just trying to make a cheap buck.
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
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ArmorPierce
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*bump* does my image work now?
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Yes, funnyArmorPierce wrote:*bump* does my image work now?
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
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ArmorPierce
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I smell the vile smell of patornization. 
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Coyote
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Happy Generic Winter Festivity and hope to hear from you again in a few days...
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
You know, perhaps we should produce an animated Christmas family TV special about a grumpy Scrooge-like bear who hates Christmas, entitled "Mr Bear's First Happy Christmas". All the cute furry animals of the forest (voiced by us) decide to cheer him up, so we all go out and collect presents for him to show him how much we love him. Then Mr Bear breaks down into tears of happiness as all the animals of the forest engage in one big special Christmas group-hug. Then the point-of-view zooms out of the snowy forest, the closing credits roll, and "Wishing You a Merry Little Christmas" is sung by the chick who does the voice of the kind-hearted mother deer.
Anyway, Merry Christmas/Holiday Season/Solstice/Cthulhumas/Sithmas/Whatever to all members of this board, even to those whom I don't agree with.
(PS: The pitch isn't 100% original, so don't hold me accountable).
Anyway, Merry Christmas/Holiday Season/Solstice/Cthulhumas/Sithmas/Whatever to all members of this board, even to those whom I don't agree with.
(PS: The pitch isn't 100% original, so don't hold me accountable).
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ArmorPierce
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LoL, well, that was... queer.... 
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Here's the ending of that animated Christmas family special that I mentioned. I think it needs a little something. Can anyone here suggest improvements?
MR BEAR'S FIRST HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Scene 54 - EXT - Fairyfriend Forest - Evening
In a clearing in the snowy forest, all the CUTE FOREST ANIMALS are gathered around MR BEAR.
MR BEAR
Y'know, I feel kinda funny.
BABY BUNNY
Why do you feel funny, Mr Bear?
Cue heartwarming Christmas music.
MR BEAR
Well, it's snowing all around us, but I feel kinda warm and tingly inside.
MOTHER DEER
That's the warmth of our love, Mr Bear.
FELICITY FAWN, standing between MOTHER DEER's forelegs, joyfully nods her head.
MR BEAR
(Surprised)
Y'mean ... Y'mean you love me? You all (sniff) love me?
FERNANDO FROG jumps onto MOTHER DEER'S back.
FERNANDO FROG
(Phony Spanish accent)
Why shouldn't we? We're all family in Fairyfriend Forest!
MR BEAR
(A tear rolls down his cheek)
Family? ... But (sniff) ... But I never had a family.
MOTHER DEER
But Mr Bear, you ALWAYS had a family all around you. If you only knew that, then your life would be so much happier.
MR BEAR
Maybe your right ... (sniffs) But now I DO feel kinda happy ... I feel ... (Bursts into tears) I love Christmas!
ALL CUTE FOREST ANIMALS
And we love you, Mr Bear!
All the CUTE FOREST ANIMALS close around MR BEAR in a great group hug.
P.O.V. zooms out through the snowcapped trees of Fairyfriend Forest as more animals join in Mr Bear's warm circle of Christmas friendship.
CLOSING CREDITS roll. The voice of MOTHER DEER sings "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" in the same sweet lullaby tone of her musical number earlier in the movie.
MR BEAR'S FIRST HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Scene 54 - EXT - Fairyfriend Forest - Evening
In a clearing in the snowy forest, all the CUTE FOREST ANIMALS are gathered around MR BEAR.
MR BEAR
Y'know, I feel kinda funny.
BABY BUNNY
Why do you feel funny, Mr Bear?
Cue heartwarming Christmas music.
MR BEAR
Well, it's snowing all around us, but I feel kinda warm and tingly inside.
MOTHER DEER
That's the warmth of our love, Mr Bear.
FELICITY FAWN, standing between MOTHER DEER's forelegs, joyfully nods her head.
MR BEAR
(Surprised)
Y'mean ... Y'mean you love me? You all (sniff) love me?
FERNANDO FROG jumps onto MOTHER DEER'S back.
FERNANDO FROG
(Phony Spanish accent)
Why shouldn't we? We're all family in Fairyfriend Forest!
MR BEAR
(A tear rolls down his cheek)
Family? ... But (sniff) ... But I never had a family.
MOTHER DEER
But Mr Bear, you ALWAYS had a family all around you. If you only knew that, then your life would be so much happier.
MR BEAR
Maybe your right ... (sniffs) But now I DO feel kinda happy ... I feel ... (Bursts into tears) I love Christmas!
ALL CUTE FOREST ANIMALS
And we love you, Mr Bear!
All the CUTE FOREST ANIMALS close around MR BEAR in a great group hug.
P.O.V. zooms out through the snowcapped trees of Fairyfriend Forest as more animals join in Mr Bear's warm circle of Christmas friendship.
CLOSING CREDITS roll. The voice of MOTHER DEER sings "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" in the same sweet lullaby tone of her musical number earlier in the movie.
