Neelix and Janeway sent to the same place that the Event Horizon went to?
Oh, wait, that would be a good thing.
I'm going to send you to a place that will make you rip your own eyes out and stitch the wounds shut. Not to mention a thousand thousand other things of such unspeakable horror that Cthulu just might be impressed with.
"Fleet admirals have it made. They only have to worry about the success of their subordinates, their Moff, and guys whose name beings with Lord."
-Captain Seledrood (deceased)
"Iron within! Iron without!"
Here's an idea for a truly horrifying Star Trek: make a starship called "Voyager", and put a gravelly-voiced creature called "Janeway" in the captain's seat. Then, have this creature terrorize the crew and the viewers for 7 agonizing years.
Careful, there are young folk on these boards
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
How about "Ferengi Women Gone Wild, the Spring Break Video?"
Wouldn't that mean they were wearing clothes? I mean, since prior to Rom taking over as Grand Nagus Ferengi females didn't wear clothes so if they were going wild they should have clothes on?
Nevermind. It didn't work I still can't get the grotesque picture of a naked "Moogie" out of my head. <shiver>
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
Col. Crackpot wrote:sorry folks, nothing could be scarier than the old standby...Janeway Porn!
No, thats disgusting but not scarry.
Okay, being strapped down with your eyes forced open as you are forced to watch Janeway porn. If you even manage to blink or turn away for a moment the punishment will be to participate directly in making Janeway porn.
SyntaxVorlon wrote:The wierd god thing from GhostBusters I pops in and asks you how you want to die and all you can think of is a Janeway/Feregi Women orgy.
Gozzer the Gozzarian though art truly evil. I Like the giant marshmallow man though. (It's always good to kiss godass when they actually prove they exist )
By the pricking of my thumb,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks.
Tsyroc wrote:Okay, being strapped down with your eyes forced open as you are forced to watch Janeway porn. If you even manage to blink or turn away for a moment the punishment will be to participate directly in making Janeway porn.
Someone get this guy a nice white long sleve coat with plenty of straps.
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The Nomad wrote:The weird thing here is I find Janeway wasn't that bad during season 3.... what did missa said ??????
Kill it! It's diseased!!!
Wow.. someone who thinks Janeway wasn't that bad, and technically is not a troll. *Summons necron wraiths to preform the examination* {A.K.A. vivisection}
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The Nomad wrote:The weird thing here is I find Janeway wasn't that bad during season 3.... what did missa said ??????
Kill it! It's diseased!!!
Wow.. someone who thinks Janeway wasn't that bad, and technically is not a troll. *Summons necron wraiths to preform the examination* {A.K.A. vivisection}
Err... how do you perform a vivisection on something whose "RP"-incarnation is a System-class Culture General Systems Vehicle Mind ?
Anyway it was perhaps the hairstyle of S3... I always found that this hairstyle suited her wonderfully. She looked much older after Seven arrived, but before that she wasn't that bad IMHO...
And my case isn't that desperate. I once read a thread on the TrekToday BBS, and a guy fully admitted that he had got a hard-on while watching Janeway !!!!!!!!!!!! ( that was in that "Alien"-like eps with the macrovirus things, IIRC )[/i]
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