Agent Smith vs T-1000

Enola Straight · Post by **Enola Straight** » 2002-12-24 11:54am

The young John Connor is on his dirtbike, fleeing the T-1000.
Pursuit Mode is somewhat tiring, so T recharges on the run with an amorphous fuel...peanut butter.

Meanwhile...

Agent Smith is loping after his prey, the slippery Neo. He also refuels with his favorite...chocholate.

At a blind turn, the repective leaders of the Resistance run past each other without incident, but as the attackers reach the corner...

CRASH!

Picking themselves off the ground, they exclaim:

"You got chocholate in my peanut butter!"
"You got peanut butter all over my chocholate!"

Enraged, the two killer AIs whip out their guns and fire at each other; Agent Smith deftly dodging the bullets, while T-1000 merely absorbs the fusillade.

Realizing gun-play is pointless, they go Mano-a-mano.

which is ultimately the tougher assasin?

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-24 12:32pm

Agent Smith takes it. You kill him, he gets a new body.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-12-24 12:51pm

Yup the reincarnation thing is a bit of a pain. If the T-1000 could persuade it to take John Connor though

Skynet:I'm the killer AI from the future.
Matrix AI's: We are!
Skynet: Yes but your power system is horribly inneficient.
Matrix AI's: He's got a point there...

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2002-12-24 03:55pm

Smith: We use fusion most of the time, the human battery thing is because we're spiteful SOBs and use it as a form of revenge.

T1000: Why don't your command AIs just wipe them out and be done with it?

Smith: Because the Agent's union would have their heads

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-24 03:58pm

NecronLord wrote:Yup the reincarnation thing is a bit of a pain. If the T-1000 could persuade it to take John Connor though

Skynet:I'm the killer AI from the future.
Matrix AI's: We are!
Skynet: Yes but your power system is horribly inneficient.
Matrix AI's: He's got a point there...

"You see we have this whole fusion thing, but we still need six billion humans plugged into sockets."
*Skynet stares back, silent with a look of shock*
"Its really quite effective..."
*Skynet backs away slowly*

Agent Smith would win, his speed would let him make the T-1000 his bitch while he beats him down.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-25 02:07am

Depends on whether he recognises what hes dealing with, if he tries to punch T-1000's chest in, and the T-1000 manifests a bunch of spikes up his arm and into his head, that incarnation of Agent Smith is going down. Which doesn't prevent Smith's next body from beating the shit out of the Terminator, it just gives the T a better showing.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-25 02:22am

consequences wrote:Depends on whether he recognises what hes dealing with, if he tries to punch T-1000's chest in, and the T-1000 manifests a bunch of spikes up his arm and into his head, that incarnation of Agent Smith is going down. Which doesn't prevent Smith's next body from beating the shit out of the Terminator, it just gives the T a better showing.

Smith has show an ability to punch and move far faster then the T-1000 can morph.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-12-25 02:23am

Well, the fight would end pretty quickly once the two of them realized that Peanut Butter + Chocolate = Delicious! I think they'd sit down, pig out, and then have robot love. Their child would be the ultimate assassin. His name would be Assassinaut or something cool like that.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-25 02:24am

Agents are also smart enough to use the surrounding envorinment. If the Agent decides after a few bodies that punching won't cut it, it has plenty of other options.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2002-12-25 03:21am

I think its a stalemate. Neither will be able to hurt the other. Smith just blocks, parries, and dodges while T-1000 just sort of ignores the fists and feet going through him.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-12-25 10:20am

My vote; Agent Smit wins, why? Just because of the Hugo Coolness Factor (TM) !

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-25 10:48am

A punch that connects with T-1000 will do a tiny bit of damage. However, the T-1000 will be able to do no damage to Smith. Thus, Smith wins in a battle of attrition.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-25 10:51am

The T-1000 cannot be plugged into the Matrix, as it lacks the data port. It will be wandering around in the real world causing havoc to the Matrix's physical computer systems.

Post by **Vympel** » 2002-12-25 11:35am

Darth Wong wrote:The T-1000 cannot be plugged into the Matrix, as it lacks the data port. It will be wandering around in the real world causing havoc to the Matrix's physical computer systems.

What would the effect of that horribly unergonomic crude energy weapon that tank kills cypher would have on the T-1000? It seemed to produce thermal effects- but not much.

Those machines that hunt their ship might also present problems.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-12-25 12:43pm

Darth Wong wrote:The T-1000 cannot be plugged into the Matrix, as it lacks the data port. It will be wandering around in the real world causing havoc to the Matrix's physical computer systems.

Couldn't it just grow itself a data port?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-25 09:17pm

Yogi wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:The T-1000 cannot be plugged into the Matrix, as it lacks the data port. It will be wandering around in the real world causing havoc to the Matrix's physical computer systems.
Couldn't it just grow itself a data port?

You'd think that wouldn't you, but this thing can only form solid inanimate things with no moving parts despite the fact it controls each molecule in it.