Witness the horror: SW Holiday Special

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2002-12-23 11:19pm

wait you actually want to see it??????

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-23 11:32pm

George Lucas should release a Star Wars Holiday Special Special Edition. It would be simply two hours of static. Most fans would consider that an improvement.

What the hell did we do to you to deserve this ?????? ~ David

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-24 02:52am

"We interrupt this crapfest to bring you loud static"
*and there was much rejoicing*
"yay"

Crazy_Vasey · Post by **Crazy_Vasey** » 2002-12-24 11:50am

consequences wrote:Worse than that, its canon, and ranks higher then everything but the movies themselves.

Does something count as canon when the creator has actively tried to destroy it?

IIRC Lucas was forced into it by the studio thanks to a clause in a contract or something.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2002-12-24 11:55am

consequences wrote:15 minutes? how the hell did you last that long, please, tell us your secret.

I was already in a state of intoxication. All I could do was stare blankly into the computer screen as the horror unfolded before me.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-25 02:39am

alchohol, drugs, sleep-dep, gave blood, cough medicine, other, please specify? We must know how to prepare ourselves to resist the horror effectively.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-25 02:49am

paladin wrote:
Drewcifer wrote:For anyone that is into S/M or just plain missed the horror that is the Star Wars Holiday Special, x-entertainment.com has a feature all about what we'd like to forget.

Star Wars Holiday Special

Special treats include:
- the first appearance of Boba Fett
- several downloads, including "Cooking with Wookies" and Bea Arthur's Cantina song.
- a download of the complete special (18 Megs!!)

Oh, the humanity!
The link doesn't work! I want to get a look at this horror, too!!

"He's gone crazy boys, put him down to keep it from spreading!"

*Dozens of machine guns and tank cannons open fire, reducing paladin to pulp which is then burned in a vat of napalm by troops in MOPP IV*

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-12-25 09:50pm

*downloads*

OMFG!

*hits the delete key immediately and rushes for his collection of Farscape DVDs to remove the bad mental images*

No wonder Carrie Fisher was a damn drunk. Seeing that thing proves without a doubt that she was into some strong shit since she thought she actually had singing ability. Even that bitch from Fleetwood Mac has a better voice....and that says alot.

Laughing Mechanicus · Post by **Laughing Mechanicus** » 2002-12-25 09:52pm

Vertigo1 wrote:No wonder Carrie Fisher was a damn drunk. Seeing that thing proves without a doubt that she was into some strong shit since she thought she actually had singing ability. Even that bitch from Fleetwood Mac has a better voice....and that says alot.

Theres... singing?

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-25 10:23pm

Aaron Ash wrote:
Theres... singing?

Among other shit infested rancid crap yes.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-25 10:44pm

I get a broken link.

Isil`Zha · Post by **Isil`Zha** » 2002-12-25 10:53pm

I accidently came upon it one day (someone renamed the file). I started watching it and thought to myself "What the fuck is this shit?" As it dragged on (after a good 15 seconds or so) I then thought; "This is horrible.. what in the fuck is this... this must be that horrid Christmas special I've been warned about.. ARGH!" *delete*

Needless to say, it definatly is absolutely horrid, I couldn't watch more than 40 seconds of it or so.

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