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Woman shot...saved by silicone breast implants

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Something a bit different.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_73 ... theadlines

Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants

A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants.

Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury.

Jane Selma Soares was caught up in shooting between police officers and drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias newspaper that even though she tried to hide, a bullet hit her in the chest.

When she got to a nearby hospital doctors realised her implants had stopped the bullet entering her body further.

The doctor who treated her said: "If there was no silicone the bullet could have reached a vital organ causing serious damage."

A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone.

She said: "I'm twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful."

Off to talk some babes into getting breast implants, after all it may just save their lives. :lol:
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Hmmm, better rethink my Brittney Spears assasination.
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jodathalas wrote:Hmmm, better rethink my Brittney Spears assasination.
You'll need armour-piercing bullets.
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Darth Wong wrote:
jodathalas wrote:Hmmm, better rethink my Brittney Spears assasination.
You'll need armour-piercing bullets.
Bah, who needs expensive armor-piercing rounds when you can just shoot her in the back?
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Forget that, head shot. Only sure way to kill her.
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Head shot...from the back! Yes! That is the answer.
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jodathalas wrote:Head shot...from the back! Yes! That is the answer.
And here I was going to stuff a vibrator with C4 for you.
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OHH! I'll go with that! Or would you like to give it to her? Thats a great idea!
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jodathalas wrote:OHH! I'll go with that! Or would you like to give it to her? Thats a great idea!
It's not perfect unless we can record the... Explosive results.
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HAHAHAHAHA...funny :D

Generally against implants, but that incident puts silicon in a bit more of a positive light. Just a bit more, mind you. :)
What's her bust size!?

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aerius wrote:Something a bit different.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_73 ... theadlines

Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants

A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants.

Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury.

Jane Selma Soares was caught up in shooting between police officers and drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias newspaper that even though she tried to hide, a bullet hit her in the chest.

When she got to a nearby hospital doctors realised her implants had stopped the bullet entering her body further.

The doctor who treated her said: "If there was no silicone the bullet could have reached a vital organ causing serious damage."

A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone.

She said: "I'm twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful."

Off to talk some babes into getting breast implants, after all it may just save their lives. :lol:
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bah, breast implants... natural is the way I want my lady.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Forget that, head shot. Only sure way to kill her.
Mind you, she may make shit music but she's still pretty hot. I'm sure most guys, given the opportunity, would prefer to fuck her senseless instead. Right up the ass.
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Excuse me, what makes you think that a head shot would effect Britney, after all it's not like the succubus has a brain.....

And if you ask Justin Timberlake she doesn't have a heart benieth that silicone either.....

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I volonteer to lead this crazy attack. I will charge in and 'ram her' until she gives up. Might take a few years, but I assure you men, that I will continue the 'ass'ault until I am thouroughly exhausted.

In case anyone does not think I can come through on this, I must remind you I am an excellent marksmen. I can easily get a headshot on Spears. :twisted:

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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:I volonteer to lead this crazy attack. I will charge in and 'ram her' until she gives up. Might take a few years, but I assure you men, that I will continue the 'ass'ault until I am thouroughly exhausted.
I'm sure it would be worth the effort :)
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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:I volonteer to lead this crazy attack. I will charge in and 'ram her' until she gives up. Might take a few years, but I assure you men, that I will continue the 'ass'ault until I am thouroughly exhausted.

In case anyone does not think I can come through on this, I must remind you I am an excellent marksmen. I can easily get a headshot on Spears. :twisted:

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Breats implants: Is there anything they can't do?
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Darth Wong wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Forget that, head shot. Only sure way to kill her.
Mind you, she may make shit music but she's still pretty hot. I'm sure most guys, given the opportunity, would prefer to fuck her senseless instead. Right up the ass.
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All you people who think Britney Spears is hot:


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AHHH! KILL IT, QUICK!
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Britney Spears might be hot but her whole attitude and the silicone chest just don't really work. The fact that she's a hypocrital harpy is not exactly a turn on either.

Now Christina Aguleira is a looker and not afraid to show it. And she's not repressed about sex either.
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Grey's First Law of Forums struck rather early. Though, considering the topic, I shouldn't be suprised.

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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

If all the women are going to get breast implants now, then they're not getting me. I'm not dating a woman with 55E boobs just because she's bulletproof.
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