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Wow... just wow.. they are getting at the teens... is this ethical?
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So what? Fundies have been establishing youth corps for a long time now and they brainwashed a few kids. Really, this has Nothing on the summer camps were the councilers want to see the Kids lay down there life in the name of Gawd.

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getting teens too stop looking at porn? Yea, next they should try and stop the sun from setting.
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Ghetto edit. Checked the sight out to see what was up.
Very small comunity with a disproportionate number of members with strangely phallic Avatars...
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That site is such a horrible cespool of idiocy! It's a shame they disabled new registrations, or I'd be posting over there and probably getting banned forthwith because of their "no disagreeing allowed" policy.

The most ironic thing, the thing that goes beyond generic fundamentalist omnistupidity, is that they seem to take it for granted that porn makes you see women only as collections of body parts and not as people. In my experience, the exact opposite has been true: I can see hot female body parts any time I like just by firing up Firefox, and this has made me see women as a lot more than that.
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Agreed... When one is cut off from all forms of sexual relese, you begin to see every women as something sexual. Coversly, if you have an outlet for your sexuality that you can use whenever you want, one is less apt to project thier sexual urges upon females.
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See, it's all in how you spin it when going after the kids. A good way to counter this would be to say that they don't really want you to be 'sexually pure', they want you to get prostate cancer and die.
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Flagg wrote:See, it's all in how you spin it when going after the kids. A good way to counter this would be to say that they don't really want you to be 'sexually pure', they want you to get prostate cancer and die.
Or go into a sexually-charged homicidal rage and kill nineteen women in three weeks...
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I found this on 4chan, apparently they tried to DDOS this site, and temporally succeeded. That is why the disabled registration. From a marketing point of view, its brilliant! Get the kiddies when they’re young!
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DDOS


DDOS is?
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lance wrote:
DDOS


DDOS is?
Distributed Denial Of Service.

Lots of computers repeatedly ping or otherwise overload the everloving fuck out of the target and take it down.
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I like the way they can't be creative in any fashion whatsoever. Take that recruitment paragraph, replace it with 'alcohol' and 'alcohol addiction', it'll sound exactly the same.
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I brieflly looked at their web site, and they had an article in their forums from MSNBC. They didn't have a link, but one google later...
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Updated: 11:02 a.m. ET Dec 6, 2005

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A group of atheists at the University of Texas in San Antonio is trying to tempt college kids into trading their Bibles for pornography.

It's part of a program called Smut for Smut sponsored by the student organization called Atheist Agenda.

On Monday, MSNBC's Tucker Carlson welcomed the group's president, Thomas Jackson, to 'The Situation."

TUCKER CARLSON: Tell me why you're promising to give porn to people who bring in sacred texts, the Bible, the Bhagavad Gita, the Koran What's the idea?

THOMAS JACKSON: All right. Well, we have Bronze Aged tribal nonsense, these things written by people in tents ages ago, and we're using this to renounce science standards in our classrooms in America. We're using it to kind of influence our political agenda.

And we've read it. Atheists actually tend to be rather knowledgeable about scripture, and we are using this as a medium to get people to know what's actually within the religious text that they hold so dear.

CARLSON: Why porn, though? Why not just argue, you know, about what parts of the sacred text you find specious?

JACKSON: Well, first of all, you know, pornography gets a lot of negative press, and it's smut. A lot of it really is. And we wanted to make the comparison between that and the smut that is religious scripture or a lot of it, you know. The stuff that says a woman is worth half a man, the things that say, you know, you should beat children.

These things aren't acceptable in our society, and if pornography is not acceptable, then these things surely aren't. At the very least, what we're doing is trading something that's very, very bad for something that's only moderately bad.

CARLSON: OK. So it sounds to me like an attempt to create, a fracas on campus and get attention. What kind of attention have you gotten on campus?

JACKSON: Well, we've actually had a lot of open discussion. There has been a minor amount of outrage, but the outrage it's more of a First Amendment rights type of outrage. A lot of people don't really seem to understand that this is America, and we have freedom of speech here.

CARLSON: Oh, come on. Everybody understands that.

JACKSON: We have freedoms people can't even imagine.

CARLSON: Everybody knows this. This sounds like proselytizing. I thought atheists weren't supposed to be in the business of proselytizing.

JACKSON: Well, first of all, don't tell atheists what to do. We'll set our own agenda. Just kidding, just kidding.

But we were sitting at a table, and people came to us. We didn't knock door to door. We don't have a church on every corner in our country to push this on people. You know, we're just a bunch of college students down at UTSA. There's nothing more to it.

CARLSON: Have you picked up any girls doing this, honestly?

JACKSON: I pick up girls constantly.

CARLSON: Every college pursuit is to pick up girls. None?

JACKSON: Well, no, no. It's to become educated, but picking up girls is a nice thing to do on the side, and I haven't had too many problems there.

CARLSON: What texts-what kind of texts have you gotten, and what kind of porn are you handing out?

JACKSON: Well, we got quite a few Bibles. We got a couple copies of the Koran. Somebody brought in a Satanic Bible. I haven't gotten a chance to look at that. I'm not really sure what that is. It was a few religious texts. It was something-I can't remember.

We actually had quite a few different books brought in. ... What we were handing out, we had everything labeled from 0 to 5. Zero is like "Playboy," things that aren't really necessarily pornography. I mean, if you've ever read a "Playboy" ... you know, it's not really that hard core, so people got to decide what they wanted.

CARLSON: The bottom of this, on your web site, you have a statement: "We find that morality should not be derived from religious texts." What should morality be ... what should it be derived from?

JACKSON: Well, morality is not derived from religious texts. Religious texts actually contradict each other. If you read the Bible, it contradicts itself on nearly every page. And the fact that people can decide which one to go with shows that they are getting their morality from somewhere else.

Morality is actually based off of empathy, and failing empathy, it's based off of fear of reprisal from the law. That is where morality comes from.

CARLSON: Yes. But the law, it's a circular argument. You need to think through it a little bit more, Thomas, because the law itself is based on at least a notion of abstract right and wrong, and that is not rooted in empathy or any emotion, but ... you know, an abstract belief that this is right and this is wrong because someone larger, in control, says so.

JACKSON: Well, no, that's not true. It's based off of things that are good for society. If citizens murder each other, this is bad for society. And you see this across the board in many nations.

Several religions have stumbled upon this, but it's not the religious text that's bringing this to people. They are finding this on their own, and societies that don't find this don't survive.

CARLSON: Thomas Jackson, thanks a lot for joining us. I appreciate it. Don't agree with what you do, but I appreciate your explaining it.

JACKSON: No problem.
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Davis 51 wrote:I brieflly looked at their web site, and they had an article in their forums from MSNBC. They didn't have a link, but one google later...

*Snip*

Awesome!
You're only just now hearing about it? :P
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Dominus Atheos wrote:
Davis 51 wrote:I brieflly looked at their web site, and they had an article in their forums from MSNBC. They didn't have a link, but one google later...

*Snip*

Awesome!
You're only just now hearing about it? :P
Oh, shi......

:oops:

Way to make me feel like an idiot. :banghead:
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I read a bit in their forum. Must be the thrill of the perverted. Some of this stuff is scary.

The poster Jill on "Entertaining thoughts"
You know, even if we don't m/b while thinking of people..... some of our thoughts can be wrong.

For example: "I wonder what he kisses like." Or " I bet he'd pay me some attention if he was my boyfriend." (You can also insert she for he... because guys can do this too.)


We must take every thought captive, and realize when we are hearing lies. Don't let the lies fool you. If you know it goes against the Bible, it's wrong!

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I know those fundies are pretty crazy, but even from their point view, what the hell is wrong with desiring a romantical relationship?
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4/7chan are going to mount another assault soon..
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Brain_Caster wrote:I know those fundies are pretty crazy, but even from their point view, what the hell is wrong with desiring a romantical relationship?
Room 101 for you then :D

Thinking about relationships rather than how to raise more mon... um converts is thoughtcrime.
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The Fundies are creeping into the Cleveland area

http://www.cleveland.com/forums/debate/
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None of this is evidence for evolutionary gradualism producing numerous transitional forms via mutations.

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Dominus Atheos wrote:
Davis 51 wrote:I brieflly looked at their web site, and they had an article in their forums from MSNBC. They didn't have a link, but one google later...

*Snip*

Awesome!
I wished I still had my oldschool bible :(
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Man, have I got what those kids need to hear!
The only answer to "How may I achieve Sexual Purity?" is:

For boys- Take the edge of a teaspoon, place it at the base of your gender organ, and placing all of your weight on the handle mash the offending protruberance off.

For girls- Apply 64 grit sandpaper in an up-and-down motion to the outer surfaces of your gender organ, removing upper levels of epidermis. Apply "butterfly" type packaged sterile bandage, and wait for offensive aperture to heal itself closed.
Repeat if necessary.
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Frank Hipper wrote:Man, have I got what those kids need to hear!
The only answer to "How may I achieve Sexual Purity?" is:

For boys- Take the edge of a teaspoon, place it at the base of your gender organ, and placing all of your weight on the handle mash the offending protruberance off.

For girls- Apply 64 grit sandpaper in an up-and-down motion to the outer surfaces of your gender organ, removing upper levels of epidermis. Apply "butterfly" type packaged sterile bandage, and wait for offensive aperture to heal itself closed.
Repeat if necessary.
No cock, no pussy, no problem!
Praise Jesus!
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I've actually heard of people who do this stuff... Scary shit.
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No cock, no pussy, no problem!
Praise Jesus!

I've actually heard of people who do this stuff... Scary shit.
And to think I was actually considering it at one time. Now that I know the church hierarchy has no such scruples for themselves, however...
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7chan already raided the shit out of these guys, a good time was had by all.

Do they hope by loudly shouting "I'M NOT THINKING IT!111" they can actually develop healthy sex lives and attitudes? Seriously.
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