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IDers say the darnest things

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I just thought you guys/gals would like to have a laugh today.



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3660.2.1.1.1.1. Horse Manure
Noah12 wrote "When all is said and done, however, a row of look-alike fossils cannot be proof that one species changed into another; we cannot be sure that the little rock badger of long ago changed into Orohippus, since it is just as likely that they have always been separate species, one still living, one extinct. ... To put the argument another way, if horses and donkeys were only known by their fossils, they might well be classified as variants within a single species, but the experience of breeders shows that, in fact, they are separate species. Acknowledging all the enormous amount of work that men such as Henry F. Osborn and G.G. Simpson have put into the horse series, the sad fact remains that what has actually been done is to select the fossil data to fit the theory, and this cannot be considered scientific proof." (1)
"...over the years fossil horses have been cited as a prime example of orthogenesis ["straight-line evolution"] ...it can no longer be considered a valid theory...we find that once a notion becomes part of accepted scientific knowledge, it is very difficult to modify or reject it" (2)

"There have been an awful lot of stories, some more imaginative than others, about what the nature of that history [of life] really is. The most famous example, still on exhibit down-stairs, is the exhibit on horse evolution prepared perhaps fifty years ago. That has been presented as the literal truth in textbook after textbook. Now I think that that is lamentable, particularly when the people who propose those kinds of stories may themselves be aware of the speculative nature of some of that stuff." (3)

1. I.T. Taylor, "In The Minds of Men: Darwin and the New World Order," (Toronto: TFE Publishing, 1987), pp. 152-153.

2. B. MacFadden, Fossil Horses, , FL Museum of Natural History & U. of FL, 1994, p.27

3. Colin Patterson, Senior Paleontologist British Museum of Natural History, Harper's, p. 60, 1984.
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It's an arguable point. If all we knew of modern horses and donkeys ws from fossil evidence then we may well of classified them as being in the same species.

However, evolution does not begin and end with the fossil record. Niether would it eliminate the succession of horse/donkey precursors in the fossil record. Likewise the DNA evidence and the fact that 'species' can be a fast and loose term would not discount the excellent fossil pedigree of the horse.

Scum like to crow on about the areas of doubt within science. As their own prophet said 'Do something about the plank in your own eye before worrying about the speck in your neighbours'.
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What are we supposed to find amusing out of this? The misquotes? That second quote in particular smells especially ripe of context-abuse, considering where the ellipsies are.
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Not all that amusing or original really. Mostly it's one giant argument from ignorance.
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Re: IDers say the darnest things

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vargo wrote:I just thought you guys/gals would like to have a laugh today.



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3660.2.1.1.1.1. Horse Manure
Noah12 wrote "When all is said and done, however, a row of look-alike fossils cannot be proof that one species changed into another; we cannot be sure that the little rock badger of long ago changed into Orohippus, since it is just as likely that they have always been separate species, one still living, one extinct. ... To put the argument another way, if horses and donkeys were only known by their fossils, they might well be classified as variants within a single species, but the experience of breeders shows that, in fact, they are separate species. Acknowledging all the enormous amount of work that men such as Henry F. Osborn and G.G. Simpson have put into the horse series, the sad fact remains that what has actually been done is to select the fossil data to fit the theory, and this cannot be considered scientific proof." (1)
"...over the years fossil horses have been cited as a prime example of orthogenesis ["straight-line evolution"] ...it can no longer be considered a valid theory...we find that once a notion becomes part of accepted scientific knowledge, it is very difficult to modify or reject it" (2)

"There have been an awful lot of stories, some more imaginative than others, about what the nature of that history [of life] really is. The most famous example, still on exhibit down-stairs, is the exhibit on horse evolution prepared perhaps fifty years ago. That has been presented as the literal truth in textbook after textbook. Now I think that that is lamentable, particularly when the people who propose those kinds of stories may themselves be aware of the speculative nature of some of that stuff." (3)

1. I.T. Taylor, "In The Minds of Men: Darwin and the New World Order," (Toronto: TFE Publishing, 1987), pp. 152-153.

2. B. MacFadden, Fossil Horses, , FL Museum of Natural History & U. of FL, 1994, p.27

3. Colin Patterson, Senior Paleontologist British Museum of Natural History, Harper's, p. 60, 1984.
I just found what Quoting Mining is all about.

The above Fundie posted a quote from Colin Patterson.

I then found an artical about creationist misquoting Colin Patterson from Talk Orgins website

It goes like this
Colin Patterson: Noebel quotes Colin Patterson, the late senior paleontologist who (until his death in 1998) worked at the British Museum of Natural History, as follows: "I will lay it on the line--there is not one such [transitional] fossil for which one could make a water-tight argument" (p. 279). Noebel clearly intends for the quotation to give his readers the impression that even prominent evolutionists admit there are no transitional fossils. Yet Noebel gives no reference for this quotation in his book; I had to track down the source of this quotation myself. As it turns out, Patterson did write the words Noebel attributes to him; the source of the quotation is a personal letter dated April 10, 1979 from Patterson to creationist Luther D. Sunderland. Here is the full quotation:
I fully agree with your comments on the lack of direct illustration of evolutionary transitions in my book. If I knew of any, fossil or living, I would certainly have included them. . . I will lay it on the line--there is not one such [transitional] fossil for which one could make a water-tight argument. The reason is that statements about ancestry and descent are not applicable in the fossil record. Is Archaeopteryx the ancestor of all birds? Perhaps yes, perhaps no: there is no way of answering the question. It is easy enough to make up stories of how one form gave rise to another, and to find reasons why the stages should be favoured by natural selection. But such stories are not part of science, for there is no way to put them to the test.[39]But does the above statement mean that Patterson rejected the existence of all transitional forms in the fossil record? In the above quotation, Patterson was referring to his 1978 book, Evolution. And, as anyone who has actually read Patterson's book knows, Patterson believed that we do possess several examples of transitional forms in the fossil record. He wrote:

In several animal and plant groups, enough fossils are known to bridge the wide gaps between existing types. In mammals, for example, the gap between horses, asses and zebras (genus Equus) and their closest living relatives, the rhinoceroses and tapirs, is filled by an extensive series of fossils extending back sixty-million years to a small animal, Hyracotherium, which can only be distinguished from the rhinoceros-tapir group by one or two horse-like details of the skull. There are many other examples of fossil 'missing links', such as Archaeopteryx, the Jurassic bird which links birds with dinosaurs (Fig. 45), and Ichthyostega, the late Devonian amphibian which links land vertebrates and the extinct choanate (having internal nostrils) fishes. . .[40]Patterson goes on to note that "... Fossils may tell us many things, but one thing they can never disclose is whether they were ancestors of anything else."[41] Thus, when Patterson wrote to Sunderland that there is not one transitional fossil "for which one might make a water-tight argument," Patterson was simply stating that he could not make a "water-tight argument" to show that any living species is descended from any known transitional form. (This interpretation of Patterson's work was confirmed by Patterson in a personal letter to Theunissen, in which Patterson accused Sunderland of misinterpreting him.[42]) By relying upon Sunderland, Noebel has in turn misinterpreted Patterson. At any rate, Noebel's allegation that Patterson admits there are no transitional fossils is completely false. Patterson himself lists several examples of transitional forms in his book; if Noebel had read Patterson's book himself, he would have known this.
In returned noah12 ( fundie ) posted this.
I see that you need to be taught some gradeschool reading comprehension. My quotation of Patterson was not to suggest he did not believe that transitional forms existed. My quotation was to state that he did not believe the evidence presented as horse evolution. My quotation is as follows.
"There have been an awful lot of stories, some more imaginative than others, about what the nature of that history [of life] really is. The most famous example, still on exhibit down-stairs, is the exhibit on horse evolution prepared perhaps fifty years ago. That has been presented as the literal truth in textbook after textbook. Now I think that that is lamentable, particularly when the people who propose those kinds of stories may themselves be aware of the speculative nature of some of that stuff."

I hope this has helped your misunderstanding as to not make a fool of yourself in the future.
So after I did some more Google Hunting, I came apond this little website.


This is what I posted back to Noah12
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Paleontologist Niles Eldredge, curator at the American Museum of Natural History and co-author (with Stephen J. Gould) of the Theory of Punctuated Equilibrium, had this reaction when asked about the horse series:. in Harper's Magazine, February, 1985, page 60."There have been an awful lot of stories, some more imaginative than others, about what the nature of that history [of life] really is. The most famous example, still on exhibit downstairs, is the exhibit on horse evolution prepared perhaps fifty years ago. That has been presented as the literal truth in textbook after textbook. Now I think that that is lamentable, particularly when the people who propose those kinds of stories may themselves be aware of the speculative nature of some of that stuff." (emphasis added)And Yet - - - Now, in spite of the above, we agree that there have been changes in horses since ancient times. These are rather like the differences we see today in domestic dogs -- they go all the way from the tiny Chihuahuas up to Great Danes and beyond. These have been carefully bred for special characteristics, by breeders who understood the workings of genetics. Breeders used 'human selection,' not natural selection. Those various dogs are interfertile, showing that they came from the original created kind. God, the Master Creator, provided an amazing degree of variability in those first 'dog kinds.'

This goes to show you that crazy Fundies blindly find any pro creationist site and post there shit with out even checking if its true or not.
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Quote miners are the worst. They seem to think that science is like politics, where you duel with quotes instead of principles and evidence.
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Too funny After I busted Him,

His only defence is this
Perfect example of the evolutionist in action.
If you can't refute the fact, you change the subject and start a personal attack.

Lets try and stick to the facts here. You are looking foolish enough as it is.
The whole thing started with him posting anti evo-quotes.
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Oh one other thing he just posted. LOL
I found this artical (sic) in science magazine. I happen to have a subscription because I am a scientist.
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I don't care to much about the layout of this forum, but you can sign up and post on the same day.

Lots of times Fundies log in, make crazy remarks, log out and sign back on with another name supporting his own post.
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Noah12 wrote: wrote "When all is said and done, however, a row of look-alike fossils cannot be proof that one species changed into another; we cannot be sure that the little rock badger of long ago changed into Orohippus, since it is just as likely that they have always been separate species, one still living, one extinct. ...
Um, the fact that the fossils are found in completely different time periods might be a clue.
"...over the years fossil horses have been cited as a prime example of orthogenesis ["straight-line evolution"] ...it can no longer be considered a valid theory...we find that once a notion becomes part of accepted scientific knowledge, it is very difficult to modify or reject it" (2)
I've known religious fucktards who will skip many, many pages with those elipses.
"There have been an awful lot of stories, some more imaginative than others, about what the nature of that history [of life] really is. The most famous example, still on exhibit down-stairs, is the exhibit on horse evolution prepared perhaps fifty years ago. That has been presented as the literal truth in textbook after textbook. Now I think that that is lamentable, particularly when the people who propose those kinds of stories may themselves be aware of the speculative nature of some of that stuff." (3)
Psychological projection. I sure as hell never had any science teachers saying they were presenting "the literal truth".
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Darth Wong wrote:Quote miners are the worst. They seem to think that science is like politics, where you duel with quotes instead of principles and evidence.
You know, some of the Christian groups from my school recently brought in three guest speakers to give talks and debates on intelligent design, and at least two of them employed the rather slippery trick of quoting Richard Dawkins, of all people. They mostly quoted the bits from the beginning of Blind Watchmaker where Dawkins says that biological life appears to be designed. One of the speakers was more honest about it than the other, pointing out the difference between apparent design and actual design but still drawing the conclusion that actual design was involved.

In both cases, I imagine the speakers took a sort of perverse delight in quoting Dawkins, the world's most prominent atheist and quite possibly the single person who has unleashed the most venom towards religious "scientists" like the speakers.
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