I just wrote my first Star trek, the next generation film..

[Dennis Toy]

Star Trek: Digidestruction

Written By:Dennis Toy

The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see a 4 floating in space. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly.

Here, we see the TNG crew. They are on the pokemon planet. This scene is lame.

During this scene, Picard whines about Pikachu shocking him.

The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must go to a new dimension called The Digiworld. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data steps on a charmander and gets burned. This scene is embarrassing.

But suddenly, there is an action scene involving a phaser fight during a 70's style car chase.! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finds out that Digimon were planning to attack the pokeworld, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Goku of Dragonballz, who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.

Then, Tracey Sketchit, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Tracey Sketchit is not REALLY that bad, because had his art studio stolen by The kids from Recess.

The crew then learns that The Digiworld is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue!

A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'feelings, nothing more than feelings...' The audience groans.

And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he gets hit in the head with a mallet by misty.. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, has a fight with dela ketchum (ash's mom and professor oaks new wife) over Troi swooning over Professor Oak. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.

A little later, Brock tries to speak in technobabble. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Picard and his Away Team beams to the Japanese water garden. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because Picard goes to a planet in the unknown part of the galaxy and it is protected by a temporal gas field. This seems verrrry familiar...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Muthafucka!!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.

The crew discovers that Tracey Sketchit has a Gundam Wing Mech! This makes things very dangerous!

Then, one of the crewmembers says 'DAAAOOMMNNN!!' Even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Tracey Sketchit, The Gundam, Mewtwo and Enterprise-E battle it out. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Tracey Sketchit.

Soon, Riker shoots at a character from "BeyBlade" because he is a romulan spy named Q'paion . But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called The Bart Simpson . In a fit of rage, Tracey Sketchit attempts to activate his Gundam Wing Mech! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Tracey Sketchit by throwing him into a pack of Starship troopers style bugs and watching him get devoured. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Zoe, Takuya and T.J from Digimon Frontiers saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with Pikachu shocking him. Picard then gives a boring speech about Not letting Kids WB get another Anime'.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.


THE END


its here http://www.geocities.com/phineasbg/tngplotter.html if you want to write your own

Its funny..

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

All I can say is:

[Morning Star]

Beats Nemesis.

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

Star Trek:Fallschirmjaeger

Written By:JediNeophyte
The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see a large smiley face set on a white background.. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly.

Here, we see the TNG crew. They are having a disco party on the holodeck.. This scene is lame.

During this scene, Picard whines about his lack of "Klingons"..

The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must have a tea party with Mrs. Jones.. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data wishes he was more like his cat.. This scene is embarrassing.

But suddenly, there is an action scene involving 5 Borg drones and a Romulan.! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finds out that that Space Marines want to invade the Federation., and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Tuvok., who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.

Then, Glorzak, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Glorzak is not REALLY that bad, because likes fluffy animals..

The crew then learns that Pluto is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue!

A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'Du Hast.' The audience groans.

And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he gets burned by a lasgun shot.. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, discovers Space Marines are trying to take over the Federation! Oh no!. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.

A little later, a Space Marine belches.. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Picard and his Away Team beams to the city. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because a Spock-look-alike stops a nuclear missle from detonating. This seems verrrry familiar...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Sithspawn! er...um, Borgspawn!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.

The crew discovers that Glorzak has a Tri-modulated hyper-deflux generator which has had its primary fusion core fused with an electromagnetic field jammer! This makes things very dangerous!

Then, one of the crewmembers says 'Damnit! My tri-modulated hyper-deflux generator has had its primary fusion core fused with an electromagnetic field jammer!' Even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Glorzak, a phasor kills a Space Marine. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Glorzak.

Soon, Riker shoots at a Space Marine, doing no harm whatsoever. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called The Ass of Picard. In a fit of rage, Glorzak attempts to activate his Tri-modulated hyper-deflux generator which has had its primary fusion core fused with an electromagnetic field jammer! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Glorzak by taking a Space Marine's bolter and shooting him. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily an unlikely Space Marine, who sees value in taking him alive saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with his lack of "Klingons".. Picard then gives a boring speech about love.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.


THE END

[Dennis Toy]

i love this, lets make this sticky...

[Morning Star]

Star Trek:Bubble Kings

Written By:Morning Star
The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see the Red Dwarf crew fighting teenage mutant ninja turtles.. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly.

Here, we see the TNG crew. They are having an orgy.. This scene is lame.

During this scene, Picard whines about not being aloud to take part in the orgy..

The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must the red light district of Amsterdam.. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data becomes a pimp.. This scene is embarrassing.

But suddenly, there is an action scene involving the great Bubble Kings invading the red light district.! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finds out that that there is no such thing as the Bubble Kings... he's halluncinating.., and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Darth Vader,, who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.

Then, Bubble King Alpha., the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Bubble King Alpha. is not REALLY that bad, because is a hallucination in picards head..

The crew then learns that Ensign cannon-fodder is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue!

A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'the British national anthem..' The audience groans.

And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he is turned down by Jabba the Hutt for a date.. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, dies from being useless.. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.

A little later, Ensign cannon-fodder is killed by Pimp Daddy Data.. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Picard and his Away Team beams to the red light district of Amsterdam.. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because the Bubble King Alpha's real name is Khan, first name Wrath of.. This seems verrrry familiar...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'who-hole!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.

The crew discovers that Bubble King Alpha. has a pimp killer.! This makes things very dangerous!

Then, one of the crewmembers says 'Heil Troi!!' Even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Bubble King Alpha., Pimp Daddy Data make love to his cat.. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Bubble King Alpha..

Soon, Riker shoots at Picard.. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called the bubble tear.. In a fit of rage, Bubble King Alpha. attempts to activate his pimp killer.! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Bubble King Alpha. by popping the bubble.. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Buffy the Vampire Slayer. saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with not being aloud to take part in the orgy.. Picard then gives a boring speech about the virtues of having a penis..

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.


THE END

[Typhonis 1]

The movie opens to some friendly looking credits

The scenec Cuts to Ente E and Voyager flying in formnation

An alien ship flies by fir9ing at them it is White wedge shaped and a mile long

the movie closes as the two ships explode as the song "Another one Bites the dust" is played

[Rathark]

Star Trek:Wet Flannel

Written By:Rathark

The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see a ventriloquist being violently mauled by his own sock puppet. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly.

Here, we see the TNG crew. They are sitting around a table dressed up as teddy bears, singing and having a tea party. This scene is lame.

During this scene, Picard whines about miltray life being too scary.

The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must intercept a freighter believed to be illegally selling weapons to the Romulans . Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data performs a musical number, dancing with other crewmembers who join in with equal enthusiasm. This scene is embarrassing.

But suddenly, there is an action scene involving a belly-dancing T-Rex in an Arabian Princess costume who eats half the crew while snarling catchy one-liners! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finds out that that he has been living in Virtual Reality all his life, and that the real universe obeys the laws of physics, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to George and Gracie the humpback whales (The Voyage Home), who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.

Then, Oogaboogaloo, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Oogaboogaloo is not REALLY that bad, because was scared by a circus clown as a child, and must now erase all happiness from existence.

The crew then learns that Garthantiwantalump is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue!

A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'Anarchy in the UK.' The audience groans.

And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he gets both legs broken by the belly-dancing T-Rex. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, tries to appeal to Evil Lord Oogaboogaloo's deeply supressed humanity. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.

A little later, the entire crew of the Enterprise puts on a musical number. with Riker playing the trumpet. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Picard and his Away Team beams to the studio parking lot. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because The omnipotent Wet Flannel rips of V'Ger from the first movie. This seems verrrry familiar...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'I don't give a spanked ass what you think!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.

The crew discovers that Oogaboogaloo has a wet flannel that smashes starships! This makes things very dangerous!

Then, one of the crewmembers says 'WOAH DUDE!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!' Even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Oogaboogaloo, the belly-dancing T-Rex makes Worf go flying when she bumps him with her hip. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Oogaboogaloo.

Soon, Riker shoots at Oogaboogaloo. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called the Cabbage Patch Nebula. In a fit of rage, Oogaboogaloo attempts to activate his wet flannel that smashes starships! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Oogaboogaloo by smothering him in BBQ sauce and feeding him to the belly-dancing T-Rex. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily the belly-dancing T-Rex saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with miltray life being too scary. Picard then gives a boring speech about the humility of Man before the awesome power of the Wet Flannel.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.


THE END


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[aerius]

Star Trek:Astrolube

Written By:Randy

The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see a dildo floating in space. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly.

Here, we see the TNG crew. They are scratching their asses. This scene is lame.

During this scene, Picard whines about his itchy uniform trousers.

The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must investigate a replicator problem. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data gets zapped by static from scratching his crotch. This scene is embarrassing.

But suddenly, there is an action scene involving mad fellatio! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finds out that someone has stolen his sperm from the sperm bank, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Barclay, who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.

Then, J'ism, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But J'ism is not REALLY that bad, because has a dildo stuck up his ass.

The crew then learns that Earth is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue!

A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'some cheesy porn music.' The audience groans.

And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he has gone impotent. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, masturbates naked in bed to a screaming orgasm. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.

A little later, Data's plug in dick falls off. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Picard and his Away Team beams to the Burlesque. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because Picard gets a chick. This seems verrrry familiar...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'fuck me!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.

The crew discovers that J'ism has a tri-lithium dildo! This makes things very dangerous!

Then, one of the crewmembers says 'I'm coming!' Even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop J'ism, Troi and Riker have anal sex. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop J'ism.

Soon, Riker shoots at fluffy. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called gaping hole. In a fit of rage, J'ism attempts to activate his tri-lithium dildo! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills J'ism by anally raping him with an extra large dildo. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily a sacrificial redshirt saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with his itchy uniform trousers. Picard then gives a boring speech about how sex is wrong and immoral.

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

THE END

[McNum]

I think mine could actually work. Or maybe not...

Star Trek:Tournament
Written By:McNum

The film opens with some really annoying credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.

After the credits, we see a huge battle which, unfortunately, quickly turns out to be a Holodeck simulation. This confuses the audience to no end.

Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly.

Here, we see the TNG crew. They are relaxing in the lounge. Data attempts to tell jokes. This scene is lame.

During this scene, Picard whines about that the replicators are malfunctioning, again.

The crew is then interrupted! As a result, the TNG crew must participate in a starship race. Thus, beginning their mission.

When they arrive at this mission, Data talks a combination of teknobabble and racing lingo. No one understands a word. This scene is embarrassing.

But suddenly, there is an action scene involving an ambush by romulans that have their own entry for the race! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.

Later on, Picard finds out that that the race is really another of Q's silly ideas, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.

Soon, a member of the TNG crew talks to Quark who had been betting heavily on the race, who is recognized by many TNG fans, though this person doesn't really help the plot.

Then, Nozam, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Nozam is not REALLY that bad, because is trying to win to save his family.

The crew then learns that The enrire Alpha Quadrant is in grave danger! And they must come to the rescue!

A few minutes later, there is an embarrassing scene where Data sings 'the theme from Speed Racer.' The audience groans.

And later, Worf is even more embarrassing because he slips on a banana peel that the malfunctioning replicaters had created on the floor. This ticks off many Klingon fans in the audience.

Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, senses that the competitors apparently wants to race. Unfortunately it doesn't help the plot.

A little later, another of Picard's silly habits are shown. Apparently he is a (lousy) hobby juggler. The audience doesn't laugh, however.

Picard and his Away Team beams to the snowfields. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.

Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.

Soon, the audience gets a feeling of Deja Vu. Because they briefly encounter "God" who apparently finally found the spaceship he was looking for. This seems verrrry familiar...

Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Damn you all to hell!' Nerds in the audience think this is cool and edgy.

The crew discovers that Nozam has a Chrono Distortion Device! This makes things very dangerous!

Then, one of the crewmembers says 'If it's a race they want, a race they shall get!!!' Even though this makes no sense.

In their attempts to stop Nozam, two unnamed racers collide in a gigatic explosion. The Enterprise zooms though the debris at Warp 9 and sustains minor damage. 17 crewmen are killed. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Nozam.

Soon, Riker shoots at anything that moves. But this accomplishes absolutely nothing.

There is a final showdown in a nebula called Yelple Cloud. In a fit of rage, Nozam attempts to activate his Chrono Distortion Device! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.

Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Nozam by ordering the Warp Core of the Enterpris to be ejected into Nozam's ship causing a not that impressive explsion. Nozam is seen slowly disintegrating, just for the heck of it. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Quark saves Picard at the last moment.

Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with that the replicators are malfunctioning, again. Picard then gives a boring speech about the dangers of driving too fast (blatantly ignoring that he is in fact flying).

The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.

The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.

THE END