More SW vs ST on Youtube
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More SW vs ST on Youtube
What in Kermit's name is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uotjJrc9srY
Here's a better Han Solo vs Star Trek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYz4Vm9ltHo
Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrUjMwSVqlI
Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Battlestar Galactica vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUE0_lLzXMc
What's with the slow-as-steam-off-shit turbolasers?
A very silly Star Wars vs Star Trek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmY4BmxRaBo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uotjJrc9srY
Here's a better Han Solo vs Star Trek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYz4Vm9ltHo
Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrUjMwSVqlI
Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Battlestar Galactica vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUE0_lLzXMc
What's with the slow-as-steam-off-shit turbolasers?
A very silly Star Wars vs Star Trek:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmY4BmxRaBo
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Proof that Germans are fucked up. I love the totally nonsensical scene changes.
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WTF?
What's with the guys running around on modern earth?
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Re: More SW vs ST on Youtube
Boring, didn't like it.Lord Poe wrote:What in Kermit's name is this:
Really nice. Two badasses fighting each other.Here's a better Han Solo vs Star Trek:
Khan shoots first
Might be wankage, but it's lots of fun.Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
This one, on the other hand, is utterly boring.Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Battlestar Galactica vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
A bit amusing at times, but suffers from pacing problems.A very silly Star Wars vs Star Trek:
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A German fanfilm
Far too many blode hair blue eyes on the GCS though, gives me that 1933-45 vibe
This seems very well done considering the intention, the film editing was good except for one shot where the Enterprise was slightly visible
The ending seems a tad anti-climacticStar Wars vs Star Trek vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrUjMwSVqlI
I saw this at SB.com ages ago, it's so wanked there are stains on itStar Wars vs Star Trek vs Battlestar Galactica vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUE0_lLzXMc
It's an exaggeration of the visible sublight componentWhat's with the slow-as-steam-off-shit turbolasers?
Considering that this is done in jest, it's very good
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"Eine gute Story"?
What's up with those outdoor, modern Earth, "cool stunts"?
And why are they using more GoldenEye music than Star Wars or Star Trek music?
Also, apart from the bluescreening, those effects kind of suck...
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Dude, Queen music is the only thing that made it awesome. Watched it without the soundtrack, and it was as boring as shit.Kane Starkiller wrote:Are you kidding? That was AWESOME. But then again everything with Queen music is.
Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy it with the sound on. Star Trek, Star Wars, blowing shit up, all to rockin' music and corny/rehashed dialogue... Heh-heh! Heh-heh! COOL! Heh-heh! Heh-heh!
(Of course, it is claimed that it was originally made back in '96, when the debate was still live.)
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Please don't blame all of us for the stupidy of these emptyheads.Darth Wong wrote:Proof that Germans are fucked up. I love the totally nonsensical scene changes.
Most of us Germans are NOT like these idiots.
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Oh no, that's nothing. What follows is horrid wankage that makes what you posted look reasonable.Lord Poe wrote:Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Battlestar Galactica vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUE0_lLzXMc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ZoP3ELL-g
The fucking Star Destroyers don't even fire back. They just stand there and take it like whipped bitches.
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Don't worry, I was just kidding.Tribun wrote:Please don't blame all of us for the stupidy of these emptyheads.Darth Wong wrote:Proof that Germans are fucked up. I love the totally nonsensical scene changes.
Most of us Germans are NOT like these idiots.
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WTF was that? A large fleet of Star Destroyers is virtually shot to pieces by a few photon torpedoes and a giant fleet of Star Fleet vessels (more than has ever been seen in all of Star Trek canon)? Yuck.Adrian Laguna wrote:Oh no, that's nothing. What follows is horrid wankage that makes what you posted look reasonable.Lord Poe wrote:Star Wars vs Star Trek vs Battlestar Galactica vs Babylon 5 Spacebattles wankage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUE0_lLzXMc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ZoP3ELL-g
The fucking Star Destroyers don't even fire back. They just stand there and take it like whipped bitches.
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Fan films have always been the province of wankers. I'd love to see how these wankers would depict Star Trek ground combat. Probably one redshirt with a phaser killing off entire armies of infantry and armour.
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http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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That's basically 80% of the complaints from Spacebattles because I called my film the "ultimate" VS. "Oh dude, dis ain't ultimate! Dere wud be hundreds of ships fighting each other if you want to call it ultimate! Quit wasting time with characters talking!"Darth Wong wrote:Fan films have always been the province of wankers. I'd love to see how these wankers would depict Star Trek ground combat. Probably one redshirt with a phaser killing off entire armies of infantry and armour.
Well, SB is a haven for people who like to play with graphics engines and design their own models. To them, I daresay that "Ultimate" implies that you personally created dozens of 3D models and damn near melted a CPU rendering all the ships you put on screen at once.Lord Poe wrote:That's basically 80% of the complaints from Spacebattles because I called my film the "ultimate" VS. "Oh dude, dis ain't ultimate! Dere wud be hundreds of ships fighting each other if you want to call it ultimate! Quit wasting time with characters talking!"
Having anything resembling a plot, characters, or story development really isn't of much interest to that crowd.
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I'm reminded of all the people who, when asked to submit suggestions on how they would have improved the movie Nemesis, immediately said "more wanktastic battle scenes!" instead of fixing the horrible problems with the plot logic, characterizations, and motives.
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Some of the greatest Trek episodes didn't have one space battle in them. (Of course, I'm talking about TOS.)Darth Wong wrote:I'm reminded of all the people who, when asked to submit suggestions on how they would have improved the movie Nemesis, immediately said "more wanktastic battle scenes!" instead of fixing the horrible problems with the plot logic, characterizations, and motives.
In Star Wars, some of my favorite scenes are Luke looking at the twin suns of Tatooine, or Yoda lifting Luke's X-wing out of the swamp.
TNG and DS9 had a few good episodes that weren't about blowing shit up.Lord Poe wrote:Some of the greatest Trek episodes didn't have one space battle in them. (Of course, I'm talking about TOS.)Darth Wong wrote:I'm reminded of all the people who, when asked to submit suggestions on how they would have improved the movie Nemesis, immediately said "more wanktastic battle scenes!" instead of fixing the horrible problems with the plot logic, characterizations, and motives.
But what I really want to ask is this: when is part two coming?
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You forgot the redshirt's personal deflector shield holding off countless enemy shots.Darth Wong wrote:Fan films have always been the province of wankers. I'd love to see how these wankers would depict Star Trek ground combat. Probably one redshirt with a phaser killing off entire armies of infantry and armour.
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