No no no —everybody knows that dryers, for some unexplained reason, randomly open a short-duration wormhole which connects to the Lost Sock Dimension.Vendetta wrote:No, that's poltergeists. See, they don't actually steal the sock, just move it out of the laundry box when you aren't looking, so you find it just after you start the wash cycle.Dooey Jo wrote:Isn't that also why socks always magically vanish in the laundry?
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When ballots have fairly and constitutionally decided, there can be no successful appeal back to bullets.
—Abraham Lincoln
People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House
Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)
—Abraham Lincoln
People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
—Dr. Gregory House
Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)