[Dark lord Revan2007] Flame on!

[RedImperator]

Stark, post that digest, so I can punt this to Parting Shots.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

man, i find this shit ammusing. so, FROM NOW ON, I'LL USE CAPS. YAY, EVERYONE IS HAPPY NOW, PROLLY NOT, BUT HEY, IT'S OK. I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR LIFE RIGHT, TO BITCH ABOUT ALL THIS. STARK, GO AHEAD, POST WHATEVER YOU WANT. I'LL BECOME A FAN. A MEGA FAN. I'LL ENJOY IT ALL. DO WHAT YA WANT. THROW ME OFF IF YOU WANT, PUT ME ON THE HALL OF SHAME, OR THE SHIT KICKERS LANE. MAKE A BIG OL' TOPIC ALL ABOUT ME AND HOW I SUCK. DO IT, I ENCOURAGE YOU. BE MY GUEST. I'LL EVEN HELP IF YA WANT. OOOPS, IS THAT A CLUE OF ME NOT CAREING. WELL, I'D LOVE TO SIT HERE, TYPE MORE, ARGUE, WELL, TO BE HONEST, I HAVE A LIFE THAT DOESNT CONSIST OF A 24 INCH MONNITOR, AND I'M GONNA GO LIVE IT. HAVE FUN EVERYONE. AND MAY THE BRIGHT LIGHT OF YOUR MONNITOR EAT AWAY AT YOUR SKULL.

BLACK-WHITE FALLACY FTW!!!11!!1

[Stark]

Are you fucking done bickering at me, or do you want to make a topic all about fighting over stupid shit? Like, dude, how old are you? What, late 20's, maybe early 30's, dont know, but you got your whole life going on around you and you are worried about this shit, grow up man. God, life aint fucking glitter and gold, and nothing can be perfect. So for fucks sake, Start posting about the MF.

I'm assuming you're twelve at most. Are you aware that the phrase 'laughable statement' does not refer to actual, audible laughter? Referring to it as such does not contradict a point about the stunned responses your post recieved. It's also nice that you don't want to debate your ideas - it's only a debate board!

I'm looking forward to your next posts - the board needs a good chewtoy.

Actually, I'm having a quiet breakfast at a nice cafe before I go to work. Unfortunately, the board has standards, and you do not meet them. Also, your reading comprehension is terrible, and that's HILARIOUS.

ok, this means go time. you wanna throw down, i'll teach you how we throw down in my burg boy. lol, chew toy? well, i do confess, your mom is a very good chew toy, but sense this is only online, i cant really get a good chew out of that, now can I? so, you and i gonna muff up the topic again, or we doing this PM style. i can fight all day man. try me.

yeah, there's something to go brag about at the office, "hey fellas, i just got done having a pointless arguement with a dude online that i will never meet?" whats next, gonna go whore yourself on your computer savy skills. goddamn man, grow the fuck up

This is very amusing. I'm not going to bother asking how this is your 'burg' when you're a dirty noob with less than 100 posts, but you aren't even bothering to debate. I raise specific points about your lack of reading comprehension and inability to follow what's being said, and you collapse into a screaming heap.

Here's a hint. On this board, insults aren't punished. But there has to be an actual point in there too: you can't simply insult someone and 'win'. Aww, did I hurt the ignorant little trolls feelings? Is he going to rage impotently across the internet at me?

Firstly, let's not use both PM threads. Secondly, just because I have a job - one day you'll have one too, don't worry - doesn't mean it's relevant. Adults don't actually take pride in insulting cripplingly stupid children... but it IS fun to do while relaxing in the sun with nice food.

holy shit, i think i realized something. ten bucks says, well, maybe more for you when i make my point, your a rich little snob. right, daddy and mommy paid for college, bought you a nice car, always cared for, got the best of everything, right? sure seems like it. but hey, i could be wrong, but hey, i dont wanna interupt your fun time drinking coffe. maybe you will spill some on your balls and they will swell, so you can litteraly, "grow some balls". when it happens, holla back.

hmph, i bet your sitting there with your cup of joe, enjoying a nice time with some buddies, right? ya know, got your buddies all around ya, laughing it up about some stupid shit that me an you throw down. but hey, i can hold my ground, and as for the topic, you know damn well that i started typing about it. but no, sir mammas boy had to be an ass. but hey, i would to if i was stuck on a big island with water on each side and the croc hunter died. looks like australia wont be to popular anymore, ehhh mate. man, i mean, fighting with you is like fighting with a harvard grad student, all books an shit, not street. so, enjoy your cup of joe my man.

aww, how special for you, lounging around on a nice sun chair, laptop on the lap, and got nothing better to do than sit there and think your better than everyone else. i bet you suck your boss's dick so you can be his tool. you seem like the type of person that would. bet ya daddy and momma had the hookups for a nice job ehh, no minimum wage, straight to the top. maybe living in my shoes, getting minimum wage, working for shit is a good way for you to learn, pampered pricks are worth shit

Firstly, holy shit. I don't refresh for ten minutes and you're spamming out the PMs. Who's wasting their time now?

Secondly, I think it's fantastic that you equate 'eating food at a cafe' with 'life of luxury'.

Thirdly, the owner of the board has declared open season on you due to your rules violations. That's AWESOME. So keep it up! Insult my country/sexuality/socio-economic bracket/balls etc some more. I won't mention how absurd it is to encourage me to 'grow balls' when *I* started this, little man. I called you out, and all you've got is bluster.

aww, thats great, open warfare on me. cant wait. bring it. declare warfare, fucking send everyone on this site at me, hit me with what you got, i dont give a fuck. i take it. man, someone seems sensitive about their balls, ehhh? so, you say i'm a wuss, well, you didnt say that straight forward, but it seems you apply that to me, and now you gonna walk off and join the party. cant handle me one on one ehhh? it's ok. if i was you, i'd back off to. so, let's start getting more in depth about this fight, i mean, i got nothing better to do, and your just sitting around doing nothing

Okay, now I know this must be hard for you to understand - it's only been said half a dozen times already - but your posts are breaking the rules. It's a private forum: Mike can do what he wants. If you seriously think anyone gives a shit about your ignorance you're wrong: but you break the rules, you're the chewtoy.

Frankly, I can't wait for you to melt down and get banned. I love being on a banwatch.

omg. how dense are you. fucking ban me. do it, i encourage it. you think this website is gonna change my life. FUCK NO. do it, let, "mike" do what he wants. god, you love being on banwatch. i love how pathetic you people are because this is your life.

It was originally in two threads, but I organised them here according to the order I recieved/responded to them. Enjoy.

[Ghost Rider]

And with that off to Parting Shots. Thank you for the tidbit Stark.

[Darth Wong]

I love his logic of assuming that if this place has rules and enforces them, then it must constitute "our whole lives". Maybe we just can't stand IM-speak, or is that explanation too obvious?