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Try this out:

http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm

Copy and paste them into a reply, lets see what you can come up with.


And for you horny people, Porn-O-Matic: http://www.maddogproductions.com/pornomatic.htm
Sorry bout that try this link now


I would suggest you didn't post these as a reply but they are extremely funny.
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Pig and Frog
an original screenplay concept
by JP the Magnificent

Science Fiction: A struggling artist teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to save the earth from aliens. In the process they fall in love with a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they blow up 42 oogly aliens and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think sex lies and videotape meets Forrest Gump.
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I got this:

African-American comedy: An absent-minded scientist teams up with the straightest cop on four continents to take a cruise on an unsinkable ship. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a nun. By the end of the movie they beat up 28 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think Clerks meets Spaceballs.
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Turtles and Truffles
an original screenplay concept
by Dan

Political thriller: A renegade cop teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to save the earth from aliens. In the process they fall in love with a nun. By the end of the movie they shoot 42 bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.
Think Clerks meets Empire Strikes Back.

...heh, better than some stuff on the Big screen
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Super Killing Destroying Fight!
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by Seggybop

Science Fiction: A washed up prizefighter teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to commit the perfect crime. In the process they betray a ghost. By the end of the movie they beat up 72 planes and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Return of the Jedi.
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Space Fuck
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by E. Sn0 -=31337=-
Black comedy: An absent-minded scientist teams up with a well-built female cyborg to find the true meaning of love. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they have sex with 3 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.

Think sex lies and videotape meets some other movie.
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Political thriller: An antisocial loner teams up with the chief of police to investigate dirty cops on the take. In the process they play Russian roulette with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they have sex with 3 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their 3rd grade teacher, living happily ever after.
Think sex lies and videotape meets Return of the Jedi.
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Post by SyntaxVorlon »

Clerks meets Spaceballs!!

Lightly scented squirrels
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by Mr. V

Black comedy: A war hardened soldier teams up with a cute dog named Jake to save the earth from aliens. In the process they accidentally kill four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they buy t7ywy24qq4 bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their manager, living happily ever after.
Think Clerks meets Mallrats.
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DARKSHIT
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by Dangling Wong

Science Fiction: An antisocial loner teams up with a plug ugly dog to win a wager. In the process they turn state's evidence on a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they hijack 0/\/\G1337Ub3rz70/\/\13k1La ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.
Think Waterworld meets Ice cap volume.
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Oh Big Steve
an original screenplay concept
by The great goof

War movie: An Jedi warrior teams up with a well-built female cyborg to save the earth from aliens. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they blow up 1 trillion quadrillion billion gillion zillion nillion killion sillion billion dillion planes and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Petty Soldier Sailor Moon S.
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POKE
an original screenplay concept
by GOD

Romance: A war hardened soldier teams up with a crotchety codger to save the earth from aliens. In the process they accidentally kill four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they blow up 1 trillion quadrillion billion gillion zillion nillion killion sillion billion dillion oogly aliens and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Sweeping Advance.
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Laaaaadies and Gentleman. I give you:


The Jihad
an original screenplay concept
by Anders Russell

War movie: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to save the earth from aliens. In the process they play Russian roulette with a super intelligent chimpanzee. By the end of the movie they beat up 19 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets Three Kings.


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This is what I got.


Full Thrusters
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by TrailerParkJawa

Science Fiction: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a well-built female cyborg to save the earth from aliens. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they hijack 42 trains and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.

Think Die Hard meets Fellowship of the Ring.
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looks at cyborg* but is she equiped with a can opener oooooooooooo
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The Movie that should never be! Ever!
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by McNum

Action: A pimply computer nerd teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to discover America. In the process they accidentally kill four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they beat up 13 ewoks and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.
Think Die Hard meets The Matrix.

Makes more sense than some movies I've seen...
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Confessions of a Dangerous Dildo
an original screenplay concept
by Greg

Romance: A sexy district attorney teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to investigate dirty cops on the take. In the process they deflower a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they have sex with 13 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.

Think Waterworld meets The Hot Chick.
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The Car
an original screenplay concept
by VF5SS

Action: An antisocial loner teams up with a plug ugly dog to take on the mafia. In the process they fall in love with a rookie cop. By the end of the movie they chase 1 planes and end up winning the admiration of their spouses, living happily ever after.
Think Titanic meets Macross.


I'll make a million on this one :P
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TrailerParkJawa wrote:This is what I got.


Full Thrusters
an original screenplay concept
by TrailerParkJawa

Science Fiction: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a well-built female cyborg to save the earth from aliens. In the process they have mad passionate sex with a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they hijack 42 trains and end up winning the admiration of their dog, living happily ever after.

Think Die Hard meets Fellowship of the Ring.

Aw man, it looks like all I did was give your treatment a rewrite. :)

XYZPDQ
an original screenplay concept
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Science Fiction: An antisocial loner teams up with a well-built female cyborg to commit the perfect crime. In the process they have mad passionate sex with Parker Posey. By the end of the movie they have sex with 3 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their universe, living happily ever after.

Think Die Hard meets Lord of the Rings.



Okay, maybe mines just the rip-off soft porn version of yours. :D
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