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What's the best music in your opinion to have sex to?
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Van Halen's Black & Blue :D
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Any thing from George Michael's Older album. George has yet to fail me. All the moody blues type tracks get a person going.
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The Barney theme song, of course!

Depending on the mood, something by Billy Idol or Gregorian Chant.

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How 'bout the Imperial march :lol:
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Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march :lol:

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Stormbringer wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march :lol:

All hail the King of Geeks!
Hey I didn't say I've done it (perhaps I should try) :mrgreen:

But King of Geeks... geez I feel so honored :P :lol:
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Cpt_Frank wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march :lol:

All hail the King of Geeks!
Hey I didn't say I've done it (perhaps I should try) :mrgreen:

But King of Geeks... geez I feel so honored :P :lol:
Just the fact that you would even consider it makes you geekier than pretty much everyone else on this board.


And :roll:
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Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march :lol:
I could make an accessory kit out of this.

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Stormbringer wrote:
And :roll:
Hey you don't know perhaps those are the secret desires of many people here :mrgreen:

btw it was just a joke. I didn't really consider it.
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Cpt_Frank wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march :lol:

All hail the King of Geeks!
Hey I didn't say I've done it (perhaps I should try) :mrgreen:

But King of Geeks... geez I feel so honored :P :lol:
Just remember to keep time with the music. :wink:

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Who needs music?
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Just remember to keep time with the music. :wink:

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That'll be difficult, it's not exactly slow.

Who needs music?
Yeah apart from my nice threat-hijacking I have to say that me and my gf don't hear music.
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I think that slow music sets the stage for romance, and then hot sex, not that I'll ever be getting laid in my life, though...
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I believe there is a 1970's style grinding-beat music track that is popular as background music in pornos.
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Darth Wong wrote:I believe there is a 1970's style grinding-beat music track that is popular as background music in pornos.
True enough, but I seriously doubt I'd be able to let alone enjoy having sex with that music playing in the background. There's a reason they dub in the cheesy music after they get everything filmed, I very much doubt porn stars are able to perform to such awful music.
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That depends on the setting. If I'm at a dance club, and they're playing techno or grind tracks, I'm ready to throw my pants out the window and nail whatever random girl I'm dancing with right then and there.
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Anyging by the Japanese band Pierrot

I recommend automationj Air, Last Letter, and Powedered Snow. For song titles.

If you are into rough sex, try Kick Some Ass, by Stroke 9

Or if you are just wierd, try Mozart's Requiem

And if you are a sick fuck, try the song....Masochism Tango(Dr. Demento, dont remember the original artist)
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Hmm... I'm thinking Orgy's Candyass would be good.
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Durandal wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march :lol:
I could make an accessory kit out of this.
The Star Wars Fan's "Feel the Force" Sexual Intercourse Accessory Kit.
Contents:
  • One (1) Black Condom with Head in Shape of Darth Vader's Helmet.
  • One (1) CD Single of "The Imperial March" Looped for Approximately 30 minutes.
  • One (1) Miniature Lightsaber Dildo.
  • One (1) Metal Bikini Leia Slave Outfit (Different Sizes Available in Separate Kits).
ROTF :lol:

Um, but 30 minutes? Can you make a "Jedi Knight Expansion Pack" with a 2-hour CD please? :wink: :twisted:

I personally really like "Justify My Love" by Madonna, but it isn't nearly long enough. I need someone to make an entire CD of one huge remix of that song....mmmmm...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Tasty. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Anyging by the Japanese band Pierrot

I recommend automationj Air, Last Letter, and Powedered Snow. For song titles.

If you are into rough sex, try Kick Some Ass, by Stroke 9

Or if you are just wierd, try Mozart's Requiem

And if you are a sick fuck, try the song....Masochism Tango(Dr. Demento, dont remember the original artist)
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Great song isnt it?
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I assume anything with the "woca-woca" 70's porno guitar themes :)
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Zaia wrote: ROTF :lol:

Um, but 30 minutes? Can you make a "Jedi Knight Expansion Pack" with a 2-hour CD please? :wink: :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march :lol:
I could make an accessory kit out of this.
The Star Wars Fan's "Feel the Force" Sexual Intercourse Accessory Kit.
Contents:
  • One (1) Black Condom with Head in Shape of Darth Vader's Helmet.
  • One (1) CD Single of "The Imperial March" Looped for Approximately 30 minutes.
  • One (1) Miniature Lightsaber Dildo.
  • One (1) Metal Bikini Leia Slave Outfit (Different Sizes Available in Separate Kits).
ROTF :lol:

Um, but 30 minutes? Can you make a "Jedi Knight Expansion Pack" with a 2-hour CD please? :wink: :twisted:
What, Darth Vader running around inside isn't enough for you? :)
Ah, OK. I'll do it just for you. :wink:
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