Upcoming Fanfic from Master of Ossus

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-28 06:03pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Subnormal wrote:I wonder if that Annoying ass Bombadil has a role in this. If not I am willing to be the annonying bastard. If not make me a stupid comedic side kick who is killed, or an annoying enemy who dies a pathetic death. My last name is Yocum. Use that somewhere in it, lol. Anyway, start slapping the keys my highly intelligent idiot-smashing master, for us all can only dream of such a great work coming from you.
Bombadil will not be appearing. I will be parodying the movies, and not the books, as the books would take far too much time to maintain anything remotely interesting throughout.

The following roles need filling:

The Hobbits. One of them will be 2000AD. The only other one that is filled is Bilbo.

The people of Gondor and Rohan, though they will not be coming up until the second "book."

Any characters added by "Return of the King" that are not in the book or the second movie.

May I have any role? Samwise perhaps? Or any other role? It doesn't matter give me what you think fits.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-28 09:18pm

I know you mentioned it, but I still must ask. Can I be Halidir? If not a Gondorian General.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-28 11:44pm

Captain Lennox wrote:I know you mentioned it, but I still must ask. Can I be Halidir? If not a Gondorian General.

Haldir has been filled.

Subnormal · Post by **Subnormal** » 2002-12-30 11:55pm

Can I be the Arrow fodder Orc who gets picked off the cliff.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-31 12:08am

Subnormal wrote:Can I be the Arrow fodder Orc who gets picked off the cliff.

All of the badguy roles are taken and filled by people who I suspect will be funnier to everyone. You may be arrow fodder in the second or third "book."

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-31 04:02am

[whiny]Any chance for me to get a role? Please?[/whiny]

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-12-31 10:43am

Cpt_Frank wrote:[whiny]Any chance for me to get a role? Please?[/whiny]

I could read that you know. Try size 1.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-12-31 03:37pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:[whiny]Any chance for me to get a role? Please?[/whiny]

Yes there is. I just have to decide which role I want you in.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-12-31 06:24pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:[whiny]Any chance for me to get a role? Please?[/whiny]
Yes there is. I just have to decide which role I want you in.

I'm filled with anticipation

Thanks.