What is the dumbest thing you ever said?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-01 08:21pm

A few days ago, I was explaining why the X-wings on the DS weren't going at 70,000km/s with "full throttle", by saying gravity reduced their speeds. That was stupid of me, and by the time I realized that, it would be a day before I could get to a computer again! I should give myself a ing. That was stupid, even by my standards! Will any of you confess something you said that you wish you could take back?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-08-01 08:24pm

I dont remember the circumstances but I once made a bad remark about who would wanna be an "architect" and my friends Uncle says "Gee, thanks Im an architect." OOOPS! I thought this guy was pretty cool too. FOOT IN MOUTH!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-08-02 12:58am

I think it was something like "I'm in love with you."

Mr. B · Post by **Mr. B** » 2002-08-02 01:05am

I remember I said stormie armor could be penetrated if enough force was aplied. Boy was I tired.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-08-02 03:09am

everything I said between age 10 and 13 when I was a born again christian

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-08-02 03:54am

(Said to my very muscular ex-girlfriend)

"So, work out much?"

Do'h!

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2002-08-02 04:15am

In a classic example of a Freudian slip, I was once talking to my sister-in-law, and I wanted to ask her if she wanted to be "intellectually stimulated" (and then I was gonna tell her about some really cool game or something).

I sputtered "sexually stimulated". In front of my older brother (her husband), my parents, and my grandparents.

Boy. Was that stupid.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-08-02 04:38am

SPOOFE wrote:In a classic example of a Freudian slip, I was once talking to my sister-in-law, and I wanted to ask her if she wanted to be "intellectually stimulated" (and then I was gonna tell her about some really cool game or something).

I sputtered "sexually stimulated". In front of my older brother (her husband), my parents, and my grandparents.

Boy. Was that stupid.

Jeeze, with competition like that, it's as though I've never said anything stupid at all.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-02 05:18am

Outside of Childhood Classics.

Telling my college GF, what my parent's response was when they heard I was dating......

(Packages of Rubbers)

Omega-13 · Post by **Omega-13** » 2002-08-02 05:19am

the dumbest thing I can think of, I was out to dinner with this nice women, the waitress had just brought us our food, and she said right to me "enjoy your meal" and without thinking i said "thanks you too"

heh, heh

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-08-02 12:21pm

I'm haven't said stuff quite as stupid as some of that, but I've had my moments.

A Big Flying Fish · Post by **A Big Flying Fish** » 2002-08-02 01:47pm

I didn't say it, but it was retarded none the less.
In a biology class at school, the ever classic mixing up of organism and orgasm, and man did the teacher take the piss for ages

oberon · Post by **oberon** » 2002-08-02 03:17pm

ME: Lawyers are greedy assholes.

FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW: Hey, wait a minute...

Something my old housemate said: Latin is Greek, right?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-08-02 07:30pm

To my ex-girlfriend: Wow, you have a really big ass.

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2002-08-02 07:35pm

'Don't worry, nothing will go wrong'

Frequently said, often something goes wrong.