Sexual Release

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How Often?

Several times a day
10
18%
Twice a day
11
20%
Once a day
17
31%
Couple times a week
7
13%
Twice a week
4
7%
Once a week
2
4%
Twice a month
2
4%
Once a month
1
2%
Every few months
1
2%
 
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To keep up our history of sexual perversion, how often do you achive sexual release?

Either through wanking or fucking.
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:shock: Thats not right.
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Someone had to beat Wong to it.
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I actually had a sore dick near the end of my honeymoon with Rebecca. Believe it or not, it's actually possible to overdo it.
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Damn, two puns in a row, interesting.
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It burns! It Burns! It's not fun when you get that burning sensation in your dick when you go pee after an extended lovemaking session. The only thing that's worse is when you really overdo it and you get the burning sensation as well as an urge to pee every couple minutes.
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Several time a day. I'm horny and if I overdo it I have too stop for a couple of days.
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I average one a day. None today though.

Three things I have learned; Semen and open wounds (usually cuts) do not get along; semen can find it's way into the damndest places; it comes out really watery after you've been beating it for a few hours.
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I voted twice a day. This is just an average. On a normal week I'll do it 4 times Sunday - Thurday, and then 3 times on Friday and Saturday, and then about one time more a day added onto that if I get the house to myself.
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Wait, are we talking masturbation sessions, or the number of times we cum a week.
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Post by Ted »

Release was the key word.

By that I meant to say, sex sessions and/or wanking sessions.
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PLus there's the messy peeing afterwards, your stream tends to spray like a lawn sprinkler.

Has anyone else had the disconcerting experience of doing it so often in a night that your last orgasm is dry as a bone?? It freaked me out because I was expecting something, but all I got was one liitle bead that just sort of slowly pooled out after the orgasm. Very distrubing to me.
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jeez you people are depraved. Then again I'm a relatively sexually repressed individual.

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I masturbate every night, but just for that feeling of the semen flowing. You see, it's kind of hard to explain.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I masturbate every night, but just for that feeling of the semen flowing. You see, it's kind of hard to explain.
We understand Smi, your gay. It's ok, I'm sure Verilon will accually be happy for you.
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Stravo wrote:Has anyone else had the disconcerting experience of doing it so often in a night that your last orgasm is dry as a bone?? It freaked me out because I was expecting something, but all I got was one liitle bead that just sort of slowly pooled out after the orgasm. Very distrubing to me.
Yeah, Dry-firing can be painful as well.
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anarchistbunny wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I masturbate every night, but just for that feeling of the semen flowing. You see, it's kind of hard to explain.
We understand Smi, your gay. It's ok, I'm sure Verilon will accually be happy for you.
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Hmm, guess I average about two times a day.

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I think twice a day is about average. This average has dropped down to multiple decimal places due to the absence of my girlfriend though.
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Stravo wrote: Has anyone else had the disconcerting experience of doing it so often in a night that your last orgasm is dry as a bone??
Yes.
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About twice a week.
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m112880 wrote:never
I don't believe that.

How old are you?

You gotta atleast jerk off every so often.
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Once or twice a day.
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Ted wrote:
m112880 wrote:never
I don't believe that.

How old are you?

You gotta atleast jerk off every so often.
I'll bet he's just self conscious. it's supposedly such a dirty thing, but literally everyone does it.
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