Gowron vs Vader
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Gowron vs Vader
Darth Vader Dark Lord Of The Sith vs Gowron Head of the Klingon High Council
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It seem the right now whatever happens Vader will be ruling the Klingon Empire
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Cause i didn't think of it. Damn no edit buttonLuke Hares wrote:There's no 'Casual beheading' choice
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So I'm supposed to fight him?
Yes him
hmmm
Do I have any reason why?
Because if you do we will apoint you in his place
To what postion?
Ruler of the Glorius..
*cuts him off
This empire you mean
Yes this one
Its not that big is it
Well... No but then agian look who we had leading us
Hmm Good point
Hey are we going to be fighting any time soon
*Force chokes him, Quiet we are talking here
So then all I have to do is kill him and I rule?
Yep
Ahh good, he should be dead in a mintue or so
*CRACK as his neck breaks
Hmm my timings a bit off. Must be getting old
Well we will get the prorper paper work filled out right away
Good goood , I'm going to take a nap
If Darth Vadar acted like Dark Helmet
Yes him
hmmm
Do I have any reason why?
Because if you do we will apoint you in his place
To what postion?
Ruler of the Glorius..
*cuts him off
This empire you mean
Yes this one
Its not that big is it
Well... No but then agian look who we had leading us
Hmm Good point
Hey are we going to be fighting any time soon
*Force chokes him, Quiet we are talking here
So then all I have to do is kill him and I rule?
Yep
Ahh good, he should be dead in a mintue or so
*CRACK as his neck breaks
Hmm my timings a bit off. Must be getting old
Well we will get the prorper paper work filled out right away
Good goood , I'm going to take a nap
If Darth Vadar acted like Dark Helmet
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SO if Darth Vader Acted like Dark Helmet the would really involve just action figures?Mr Bean wrote:If Darth Vadar acted like Dark Helmet
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then you missed the action figure scene?Mr Bean wrote:
You dishonor Dark Helmet kill him!
OK ok and if Dark Helmet were played by Robin Williams
there are time when I go into jester mode
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yes everthing about spaceballs is hilarious. but back on topic how long WOULD Gowron last?Mr Bean wrote:No I remeber every part of that movie very well inculding the hidden preview for Spaceballs 2 The Search for More Money!
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I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.
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As long as it takes for vader to clench his fist and mock him a little.Isolder74 wrote:yes everthing about spaceballs is hilarious. but back on topic how long WOULD Gowron last?Mr Bean wrote:No I remeber every part of that movie very well inculding the hidden preview for Spaceballs 2 The Search for More Money!
Vader would utterly crush Gowron or any other Klingon.
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What difference would it make? The only responses to a thread like this have to be facetious, because no one could possibly take it seriously.Romulan_nemesis wrote:I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.
I say Gowron tries his most deadlty attack, which is the patented Bulging-Eye Stare (TM). Unfortunately, Vader has Force-Choke(TM), and Force-Choke(TM) beats Bulging-Eye Stare(TM).
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Lord Wong has posted on one of my threads I now feel vindicated. Have you looked at Star Wars Junkyard Wars Yet? or Star Wars Robot Wars 2.0?Darth Wong wrote:What difference would it make? The only responses to a thread like this have to be facetious, because no one could possibly take it seriously.Romulan_nemesis wrote:I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.
I say Gowron tries his most deadlty attack, which is the patented Bulging-Eye Stare (TM). Unfortunately, Vader has Force-Choke(TM), and Force-Choke(TM) beats Bulging-Eye Stare(TM).
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for the fun of it of courseDark Primus wrote:I don't understand why this topic was even posted, special when it is so one sided battle
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don't know he didn't have the balls to add his comentaryCrazy_Vasey wrote:Who voted gowron
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Vader kills Gowron of course and the use "force mind control" on the council and there.
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Re: Gowron vs Vader
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"Darth Vader Dark Lord Of The Sith vs Gowron Head of the Klingon High Council"
Hmmm... let's see. I'd say it would go something like this.
GOWRON: "I'll rip out your heart and devour it before your eyes, you Imperial p'tak!"
VADER: "Your overconfidence is your undoing, klingon. If you do not surrender to me, then you will fall like all before you."
GOWRON: "For that, I will kill you slowly!"
*GOWRON rushes at VADER with his bath'leth raised, and gets a quick primer on the workings of a lightsaber*
VADER: "Resisting the Empire is useless. Give in now, and I will lead you to battles beyond your comprehension."
COUNCIL (incredibly excited by this cozy future): "Blood and honor!"
"Darth Vader Dark Lord Of The Sith vs Gowron Head of the Klingon High Council"
Hmmm... let's see. I'd say it would go something like this.
GOWRON: "I'll rip out your heart and devour it before your eyes, you Imperial p'tak!"
VADER: "Your overconfidence is your undoing, klingon. If you do not surrender to me, then you will fall like all before you."
GOWRON: "For that, I will kill you slowly!"
*GOWRON rushes at VADER with his bath'leth raised, and gets a quick primer on the workings of a lightsaber*
VADER: "Resisting the Empire is useless. Give in now, and I will lead you to battles beyond your comprehension."
COUNCIL (incredibly excited by this cozy future): "Blood and honor!"
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LOLDarth Wong wrote:What difference would it make? The only responses to a thread like this have to be facetious, because no one could possibly take it seriously.Romulan_nemesis wrote:I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.
I say Gowron tries his most deadlty attack, which is the patented Bulging-Eye Stare (TM). Unfortunately, Vader has Force-Choke(TM), and Force-Choke(TM) beats Bulging-Eye Stare(TM).
As far as I know, Vader could take any being in Trek short of Q
or the Douwd. He might even be able to take Trelane, though my
memory of "Squire of Gothos" and all of TOS is pretty bad.
To deviate from the subject, I really liked Gowron. He was cool.
After the Klingon Civil War, when that whiny Duras' son kid came to the Council chambers, trembling, and cried, "The Duras family will one day rule the Empire!", Gowron just grinned all toothily at him and said, "Perhaps...
but not today." Ow.
I really hated the way DS9 portrayed the character, though it was good
to see him/Robert O'Reilly get some work. DS9 is actually my second-favorite Trek, but they really seemed to drop the ball on some characters...Dukat, for instance. For the longest time, he was somewhat
three-dimensional. It was hard to peg him as all good or bad. After
"Sacrifice of Angels," he was totally insane and evil. The writers seemed
to get just lazy with him, as they did with Gowron. There's no excuse
for that, as far as I'm concerned. Characters can make even the wildest,
silliest stories fly (like with Lexx).
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Yes, DS9 butchered poor old gowron. Maybe they did this on purpose cause DS9 wanted their own version of high chansellerseanrobertson wrote:LOLDarth Wong wrote:What difference would it make? The only responses to a thread like this have to be facetious, because no one could possibly take it seriously.Romulan_nemesis wrote:I think a better topic would be, Martok versus Vader. Martok's got some warrior balls on him! Martok kicks ass.
I say Gowron tries his most deadlty attack, which is the patented Bulging-Eye Stare (TM). Unfortunately, Vader has Force-Choke(TM), and Force-Choke(TM) beats Bulging-Eye Stare(TM).
As far as I know, Vader could take any being in Trek short of Q
or the Douwd. He might even be able to take Trelane, though my
memory of "Squire of Gothos" and all of TOS is pretty bad.
To deviate from the subject, I really liked Gowron. He was cool.
After the Klingon Civil War, when that whiny Duras' son kid came to the Council chambers, trembling, and cried, "The Duras family will one day rule the Empire!", Gowron just grinned all toothily at him and said, "Perhaps...
but not today." Ow.
I really hated the way DS9 portrayed the character, though it was good
to see him/Robert O'Reilly get some work. DS9 is actually my second-favorite Trek, but they really seemed to drop the ball on some characters...Dukat, for instance. For the longest time, he was somewhat
three-dimensional. It was hard to peg him as all good or bad. After
"Sacrifice of Angels," he was totally insane and evil. The writers seemed
to get just lazy with him, as they did with Gowron. There's no excuse
for that, as far as I'm concerned. Characters can make even the wildest,
silliest stories fly (like with Lexx).
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