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Caption this: The Bush is a Wizard (Or Gay.) Edition

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"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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This sucks, were all wearing the same outfit. Where did you shop?
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Bush: When I host, we're dressing as cowboys. That'll be cool.
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"You lied to me! This dress does make my ass look fat!"
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Let's pretend we're all Jane Fonda.
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Just when you thought he couldn't be easier to scrutinize....
"The rest of the poem plays upon that pun. On the contrary, says Catullus, although my verses are soft (molliculi ac parum pudici in line 8, reversing the play on words), they can arouse even limp old men. Should Furius and Aurelius have any remaining doubts about Catullus' virility, he offers to fuck them anally and orally to prove otherwise." - Catullus 16, Wikipedia
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Re: Caption this: The Bush is a Wizard (Or Gay.) Edition

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"Ah thought our KKK outfits were white?"
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Who the hell are you, and why are you and Phil Collins dressed like me?
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And the astronauts return... from the Planet of Bad Fashion...
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Another day, another couple world leaders thoroughly pwned and humiliated by the one-two punch of 'Cultural Sensitivity' and 'Really Bad Fashion Sense by Native Culture'!
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I put on my robe and wizard hat....
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That NOS Guy wrote:I put on my robe and wizard hat....
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For those who don't get the reference:
Bash.org wrote: #104383 +(8831)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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"Now, remember, it's still hunting season - as we approach the Vice President, try not to make any loud noises or sudden movements; his eyesight ain't what it used to be, and with these outfits we should camoflage nicely with the wallpaper in the Naval Observatory."
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Lonestar wrote:Image
"...so then I pointed at Saddam and shouted, 'Expelliarmis!', and the WMD was blasted right out of his terrorist-loving hands!"
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I love the look on Putin's face. It screams, "I could have you both killed".
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"Stay the course!"
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How dare the OP insult the traditional dress of my country?!



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Post by Inquisitor Ryan »

Jack Bauer wrote:How dare the OP insult the traditional dress of my country?!



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Shock and horror, i'm not insulting the traditional dress of your country, just the fool from the US wearing it.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Inquisitor Ryan wrote:
Jack Bauer wrote:How dare the OP insult the traditional dress of my country?!



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Shock and horror, i'm not insulting the traditional dress of your country, just the fool from the US wearing it.
Shock and horror, you missed the ;) smiley, with hilarious effect. :lol:
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Post by Inquisitor Ryan »

Didn't miss it, just chose to ignore it....

Heres another caption...

"This doesn't look like Hogwarts?"
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Still excited, but somewhat disappointed, the three fans return from the premiere of the latest Harry Potter movie.

Guy on left: "I'd totally hit it with Hermione!"
Bush: "Dude, she's only like 15 years old!"
Putin: "Still hot as hell though..."
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We are here, We are qeer, get use to it!
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