Sexual Release

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-28 11:13pm

I try to clean the pipes every night before I fall asleep. Sometimes I'll do it a total of 4 times a day, others zero except for the nightly cleaning. It really depends on what I'm doing that day or how stressed out I am. I try to avoid excess, though. Getting scabs on The Man is never a good thing; it takes at least a week for him to recoup. That area's sensitivity has advantages and drawbacks.

Stravo wrote:PLus there's the messy peeing afterwards, your stream tends to spray like a lawn sprinkler.

I used to have that problem, but I figured out a simple solution. Before you start spritzing, just pull the opening apart widthwise. What basically happens is that the semenal fluid accumulates at the opening, unless you or your girl do a good job of cleaning it out. When that happens, you get a lot of blockage, and it comes out in all random direction. Spreading the opening a little before pissing will detach the dried fluid from the inside walls and let the pee flow free.

Has anyone else had the disconcerting experience of doing it so often in a night that your last orgasm is dry as a bone?? It freaked me out because I was expecting something, but all I got was one liitle bead that just sort of slowly pooled out after the orgasm. Very distrubing to me.

Plenty of times, but it's to be expected. It's not like you have a tube from a semen factory running directly into your prostate; you have finite fuel reserves, man! Don't let it get you down!

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-28 11:15pm

Durandal wrote:Plenty of times, but it's to be expected. It's not like you have a tube from a semen factory running directly into your prostate; you have finite fuel reserves, man! Don't let it get you down!

And for some who were born with the undecended testicle, they've only got about 75% capacity.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-28 11:19pm

where do you learn these things?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-28 11:20pm

Myself.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-28 11:22pm

tricky.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-28 11:25pm

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2002-12-28 11:37pm

I have to wank it pretty regularly or I start to get a little distracted. About three times a day on days when I have both work and night classes, four or five on days where I have plenty of free time. There are some slack days, of course.

It got even worse when I started working out a while back. A combination of depression over the ending of a serious relationship (even worse than usual because the woman in question had been my best friend for 13 years, too -- literally my entire adult life), taking a sedentary job, eating badly, etc., put about 40 extra pounds on me.

I finally sucked it up (no pun intended here) and started going back to the gym, eating properly, taking all my vitamins, and just generally concentrating on moving forward with life.

I ended up with a lot of extra energy, both physical and mental, and it all seemed to flow right into my dick. I'd sneak off to the bathroom to wack it at least 4 times a day just at work. I actually started wearing a suit and tie so I could go into the executive washroom, where they had walk-in closet sized rooms for each individual toilet.

Thankfully, I started getting more action with women soon after I started this, thanks in large to my more positive attitude I think.

As far as the chafing, it's important to use a good lotion. I didn't realize this when puberty first set in and ended developing calluses on Lil' Joe. Callus-removing gel worked, but it hurt like hell. I've also noticed that Aloe Vera tends to make me itch all the time -- lanolin is fine though! a nice young lady later introduced me to to the wonders of virgin olive oil (ironic name, that).

-- Joe Momma

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-28 11:39pm

O_O without lotions? that sounds painful. . . and not an easy to finish deal.

>_<

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-28 11:42pm

of course, that begs the new topic, what lotion do you use. . . ^_^

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2002-12-28 11:43pm

It's all well and good to recommend a lube, but when I get the urge, it's right then and there. If there's a tub of Vaseline nearby, excellent, I'll use it, but if not, I can live.

Am I the only one who plans masturbational activity? A lot of times this semester, I'd be sitting at my machine, thinking, "Okay, it's 12:00, and I have work at 1:00, and I still haven't showered. I can jerk off now and then take a shower and leave, or I can take a shower now and then jerk off, after my dick is nice and clean. Hm ... but I also have to stop at Subway on the way to work, and get something to eat. But there's that really hot girl at work, so if I don't wank it now, I'll walk around the office with a hard-on ... Okay, I'll take a quick shower and quickly brush my teeth and do my hair, come back, find my favorite porn clip, jerk off to it, then leave for work by 12:30."

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-28 11:58pm

Yeh, I kind of have a schedule too. Once in the morning, atleast two after school, and a few later at night especially on weekends.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-12-29 12:48am

On lubes:

"Astro-glide" and "Wet" and "Probe" are all good lubes. Stay away from the stuff with nonoxonyl-9, though. It's said to be carcinogenic, and I don't know anyone who needs or wants genital cancer.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-12-29 12:56am

I too did not discover the wonders of lube until well after High School. I tried it out on a lark after hearing alot of joking about vaseline, etc. Oh the wonders of Lube, it makes the experince so much more pleasureable and I usally seem to gain more distance and quantity when I'm well lubed up. By the way has anyone else notice that the longer you tend to jerk it the bigger your load? By that I mean if you're working it for a good long time, more than 5 minutes, AND you usually work yourself up to near release then ease down and do this a couple of times, it results in some pretty copious loads.

Christ are we all horny tonight????

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2002-12-29 01:39am

Stravo wrote:I too did not discover the wonders of lube until well after High School. I tried it out on a lark after hearing alot of joking about vaseline, etc. Oh the wonders of Lube, it makes the experince so much more pleasureable and I usally seem to gain more distance and quantity when I'm well lubed up. By the way has anyone else notice that the longer you tend to jerk it the bigger your load? By that I mean if you're working it for a good long time, more than 5 minutes, AND you usually work yourself up to near release then ease down and do this a couple of times, it results in some pretty copious loads.

Christ are we all horny tonight????

saturday night on a holiday week? why not?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-29 01:45am

At least once a day. Depending on whether or not it's a school day, I can get anywhere from 1-5.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-29 02:50am

anarchistbunny wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I masturbate every night, but just for that feeling of the semen flowing. You see, it's kind of hard to explain.
We understand Smi, your gay. It's ok, I'm sure Verilon will accually be happy for you.

Hey Smi, wanna come to my house?

OK Back on Topic.
I usually do it once a day, but sometimes I can go up to 4. Dry-firing it feels good to me for some reason. I also notice that building it up with stop-and-go jacking tends to make the load much bigger tho...

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-29 03:23am

About once a day. More during holidays when I'm home.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-29 03:31am

Yah...Umm...Option 1...But it's not my fault! Damn those teenage hormones! And, I must agree with Wong on overdoing it. But I swear, the pleasure is a bit addicting...Plus I seem to be able to think with much more clarity afterwards, odd person that I am,

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-12-29 03:39am

Enforcer Talen wrote:
Ted wrote:
m112880 wrote:never
I don't believe that.

How old are you?

You gotta atleast jerk off every so often.
I'll bet he's just self conscious. it's supposedly such a dirty thing, but literally everyone does it.

I'd have to agree...Once, even when I was consciously avoiding it, mere friction set me off...That was an interesting experience,

.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-29 01:07pm

It can be really annoying if the meds you are on have the interesting side effect of increased sexual drive. Especially bad if your GF is away and cannot relieve you, so you gotta turn to porn. Meaning jerking off atleast 3 times a day, every day, usually all in a row, bang-bang-bang.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-29 01:24pm

When my GF's around, several times a day, when she's not, a 2-3 times a week is usually enough to prevent the dreaded DSR (dead sperm retention). DSR as you might know, is the 1st stage of "blue balls".

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2002-12-29 01:27pm

Durandal wrote:It's all well and good to recommend a lube, but when I get the urge, it's right then and there. If there's a tub of Vaseline nearby, excellent, I'll use it, but if not, I can live.

Am I the only one who plans masturbational activity?

YES. *makes warding sign*

m112880 · Post by **m112880** » 2002-12-29 10:56pm

I don't believe that.

How old are you?

You gotta atleast jerk off every so often.

I'm 22

I'll bet he's just self conscious. it's supposedly such a dirty thing, but literally everyone does it.

I just dont see the need to do it.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-12-29 11:11pm

Do you have regular sex with a partner? Cause if you don't, and you never masturbate, your only hurting yourself.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-29 11:21pm

What the hell is blue balls?

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