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Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:ROTF :lol:
Um, but 30 minutes? Can you make a "Jedi Knight Expansion Pack" with a 2-hour CD please? :wink: :twisted:
What, Darth Vader running around inside isn't enough for you? :)
Ah, OK. I'll do it just for you. :wink:
LMAO--Oi, what a picture that makes.... :lol:

And thanks, handsome. *kisses cheek* I appreciate it. :wink: 8)
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R&B

Etta James, Marvin Gaye, Barry White, and maybe a little Ella or Nina Simone.

Enigma was fun a few times too :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:
Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:ROTF :lol:
Um, but 30 minutes? Can you make a "Jedi Knight Expansion Pack" with a 2-hour CD please? :wink: :twisted:
What, Darth Vader running around inside isn't enough for you? :)
Ah, OK. I'll do it just for you. :wink:
LMAO--Oi, what a picture that makes.... :lol:

And thanks, handsome. *kisses cheek* I appreciate it. :wink: 8)
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Durandal wrote:*Dopey smile spreads across face as he faints*
Ahhhhhh ...
You know, if you faint, you are unable to make good your annexation, and allow someone else to take her.

*grabs Zaia*
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Yeah, but I get the "Awwww" and the cute laugh, and a spot in her memory which I can use to my advantage in the future.
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Ted wrote:
Durandal wrote:*Dopey smile spreads across face as he faints*
Ahhhhhh ...
You know, if you faint, you are unable to make good your annexation, and allow someone else to take her.
*grabs Zaia*
LOL

Annexation? What the hell am I, the Louisiana Purchase?! :P
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certainly worth 15 million. . . and such delightfully scenic views ;);)
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Zaia wrote:
Ted wrote:
Durandal wrote:*Dopey smile spreads across face as he faints*
Ahhhhhh ...
You know, if you faint, you are unable to make good your annexation, and allow someone else to take her.
*grabs Zaia*
LOL

Annexation? What the hell am I, the Louisiana Purchase?! :P
Certainly not! You don't need a guy who'll treat you like property! Come away from this cretin, my darling, so I can show you how a woman ought to be treated.
*Lightly kisses Zaia's hand and leads her away from Ted, whose girlfriend is looking really pissed off right about now*
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Enforcer Talen wrote:certainly worth 15 million. . . and such delightfully scenic views ;);)
Thanks, cutie-pie. I think I'm worth about that myself. :wink:
Durandal wrote:Certainly not! You don't need a guy who'll treat you like property! Come away from this cretin, my darling, so I can show you how a woman ought to be treated.
*Lightly kisses Zaia's hand and leads her away from Ted, whose girlfriend is looking really pissed off right about now*
Ahh, you kissed my hand?! *melts into puddle of goo* I'm such a sucker for that kind of thing... :wink:

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Zaia wrote:
Ted wrote:
Durandal wrote:*Dopey smile spreads across face as he faints*
Ahhhhhh ...
You know, if you faint, you are unable to make good your annexation, and allow someone else to take her.
*grabs Zaia*
LOL

Annexation? What the hell am I, the Louisiana Purchase?! :P
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Well, if you want to get really cheesy, try doing it to Tom Jones, Barry White or some 70's Elvis.

Kind of strange doing it to Tom Jones. Having sex while listening to "Sex Bomb" is kind of redundant.

Imperial March? Jeez, I can just imagine that. I could be getting some action from behind while saying, "Oh yeah! I am Darth Vader baby! That's right, who's Darth Vader? The fucking dark side rules your ass!"
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As Kelly said, who needs music

Now for seduction:
Rachmonioff, Dr. Zhivago Soundtrack, Barry White, Some sort of easy going 70's music.
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Depends on the mood of the sex, I suppose. Dominant sex(For either one) somehow goes well with the Imperial March. There's some sappy instrumentals I've heard that do well with lazy lovemaking on a Sunday morning.

And for the oddest reason, bumping and grinding and foreplay go well with the track Time's Scar, from the game Chrono Cross. Don't ask me why, it just works.
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SirNitram wrote:Depends on the mood of the sex, I suppose. Dominant sex(For either one) somehow goes well with the Imperial March. There's some sappy instrumentals I've heard that do well with lazy lovemaking on a Sunday morning.

And for the oddest reason, bumping and grinding and foreplay go well with the track Time's Scar, from the game Chrono Cross. Don't ask me why, it just works.
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I've heard Barry White is pretty good
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Anyone ever here of Prince's song Joy in Repetition? There isn't much that I would have to say about that.
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Closer by NIN. Easily.

Of course, unless, like me, your media player has a play list of about 100 songs selected purely for this purpose, you'll need an entire album, for which Hey Stoopid by Alice Cooper, Revenge by KISS or anything by Megadeth will do me.

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If you're the sort of person who plans when he's going to next get laid, I play guitar and for a small fee I'd be happy to preform.
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Isn't letting you watch fee enough?
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That was pretty much the fee I was referring to.
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