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HAH, all good things come in three's!

Thanks to Talen for joggin my mind.
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-grins- I knew that one would come. pun intended. I'm just too shy to make it a topic myself.
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Wong's been quiet lately, so I decided to start some threads to kickstart him.
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so answer the question =p
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Woman on top, there's just something about it...
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Enforcer Talen wrote:so answer the question =p
Woman on top is nice, she can have great fun that way, plus, watching the tits sort of flail around like is nice to watch.
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Yeah, woman on top rocks. I also like ankles on my shoulders, or standing while she's on the dinner table :twisted:
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Doggy, love slammin the hams :D :twisted:
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o_O are you missing out.

I'm still a virgin, but college is coming up. . ^_^
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Doggie Style, something about the deep penetration and the utter helplessness of the woman as you just mount her. Usually the position I swing into when its time to bring it on home. Otherwise if the woman is flexible enough, I ADORE missionary with her legs propped up over the shoulders for maximum depth....mmmmmmm
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Pu-239 wrote:never had sex, never will



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Bullshit , you just need to go meet some ladies, believe you me, if I can get laid , anyone can.
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Stravo wrote:Doggie Style, something about the deep penetration and the utter helplessness of the woman as you just mount her. Usually the position I swing into when its time to bring it on home. Otherwise if the woman is flexible enough, I ADORE missionary with her legs propped up over the shoulders for maximum depth....mmmmmmm
Oh hell yeah, especially if you can just thrust hard enough that she eiether squeaks or moans.........*pant* Pardon me , I need to go find my wife......c'mere honey.........
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Weee... once again time for KaLEv to speculate about his future sex life...*ahem*


I rather like the idea of woman on top, side by side and doggie style.
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Currently I'm a virgin, so... Hand on top.
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Woman on top, women on the chair and me banging away, doggie style, and making them bend over for anal. Ah, those will be glory days.
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anarchistbunny wrote:Currently I'm a virgin, so... Hand on top.
LOL :lol: Don't worry, it'll come (pun intended--sorry, it's late, brain is fried). :D

It's not a position, but I'm going to say it anyway--the shower.
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FUCK YOU ALL :x

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Woman on top. And Zaia, great new avatar!
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Spoons, because you can relax and take your time, slowly sliding in and out while reaching around and toying with her clitoris.

But of course, when more "rigorous" action is desired, doggy-style all the way. The sight of Rebecca's butt up in the air is all the foreplay I ever really need :)
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Stravo wrote:...if the woman is flexible enough, I ADORE missionary with her legs propped up over the shoulders for maximum depth....mmmmmmm
:twisted: pin her legs behind her ears and get up on your knees...

...especially if you start slow and sweet and work up to that position. Sometimes she will forget her own name :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Currently I'm a virgin, so... Hand on top.
LOL :lol: Don't worry, it'll come (pun intended--sorry, it's late, brain is fried). :D

It's not a position, but I'm going to say it anyway--the shower.
Showers are good, unless you're a klutz like me. Fellas, make sure the tub has a good anti-slip mat on the bottom, or embarrassing things will happen that you will never hear the end of...
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D'oh. Messed up, it's Hand on top, woman on screen.
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A bathtub is better than a shower IMHO. Rebecca likes to get on top in the bathtub sometimes. But you can't overfill the tub, otherwise you're just splashing water everywhere. And you have to be careful you don't start plunging water up into her (another reason to keep a low water level), because it's possible to pump water into the fallopian tubes and cause an injury (I'm not making this up; there's a local sex-related talk show with a female doctor as the host and she warned about underwater sex for that reason).
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Darth Wong wrote:A bathtub is better than a shower IMHO. Rebecca likes to get on top in the bathtub sometimes. But you can't overfill the tub, otherwise you're just splashing water everywhere. And you have to be careful you don't start plunging water up into her (another reason to keep a low water level), because it's possible to pump water into the fallopian tubes and cause an injury (I'm not making this up; there's a local sex-related talk show with a female doctor as the host and she warned about underwater sex for that reason).
Yes, generally I'd have to agree that the bathtub is better than the shower; usually I opt for slower rather than faster. However, in the mood I'm in right now, it was the shower all the way tonight... :twisted:

But yes, D.W., I agree with you on the tub; usually it is preferable. Didn't know that about the possibility for injury, though. Learn something new everyday...
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